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October 22, 2014 UNINPORTON, PATRIOLAND
An as yet unidentified man was shot and killed in downtown Uninporton today, after he allegedly killed another person and ate its remains. The person was shot and killed by an off duty police officer.
"He had blood all over him, and ate an entire leg off the other person. " said the off duty police officer, whose name is currently being withheld because of a publication ban, "It was a disgusting sight."
Many activists have encouraged the Patriolandish government to take part in solving the issue behind the recent chain of cannibalistic attacks.
"This is all because of poor education!" said education privatization advocate Jonne Whedon, "Give more funding to private schools, and we will solve this problem by reducing poverty, and by extension crime!"
However, not everyone agrees. The Patriolandish Communist Party leader said that the "rule by the rich" is causing these cannibalistic attacks, and that tax rates on the rich must be raised.
"The tax rate here is 19 percent, and much higher for the wealthy. " said Jonne Whedon, "There's enough burden on the taxpayers already. Why don't we just stop funding public education and send everyone to private schools? That would reduce taxes and stop those cannibalistic attacks and crime by reducing poverty!"
The Patriolandish government is hosting a meeting today to decide whether or not they should enforce martial law as the instances of cannibalistic attacks increase.
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This is clearly a conspiracy to get an excuse to declare martial law. There's a big government conspiracy to declare martial law! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
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Allers_Walton:
This is too bad. Our hearts are with the family of the victim of this brutal cannibalistic attack.