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Plz make them more logical!!

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Plz make them more logical!!

Postby The Grand Kingdom of Gilneas » Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:44 pm

its not logical if thay are Zombies they wold be Pray for wild animals they wold rot and decay until they just stop to function and plus if you send your troops out as soo as the frist infecson you can stop it just them and have a 95/99% survival rate Plz NS make them more logical!!!

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Postby The Batorys » Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:50 pm

Please make your post more grammatical.
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Postby Abserdia » Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:53 pm

I think he's saying to make the zombies more logical...
What?
Zombies aren't intelligent, they don't want to talk to you about the day!
Also.
They* would* so* first* infection*
EDIT: OOOHHHH
I think he's just joking around, because if you look at his other posts it's almost perfect.
Like, in grammar and spelling.
You got me.
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Postby The New World Oceania » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:59 pm

Abserdia wrote:I think he's saying to make the zombies more logical...
What?
Zombies aren't intelligent, they don't want to talk to you about the day!
Also.
They* would* so* first* infection*
EDIT: OOOHHHH
I think he's just joking around, because if you look at his other posts it's almost perfect.
Like, in grammar and spelling.
You got me.

Are you sure?

The Grand Kingdom of Gilneas wrote:20 years have past in gilneas and it has rebuilt 100% of the nation and has a new Kaiser Kaiser genn Von Greymane the new kaiser has made a Huge wave of Nationalism sweep over the nation and Now Gilneas Is one more Hungry For More land and know look at Acharastan as way of getting new lands And as such Gilneas Has begone to Mobilize its army for the first time in 25 years and The Border With Acharastan has been closed and Troops placed on it To day the Kaiser sated to the people this.
The Kaiser walks up on the stage and says Heil Gilneas! Today my Fellow Gilneas I call upon the Army To make its self Ready for a possible war the Nation of Acharastan is a treat to Gilneas and her people.
The Crowed gasps!
And as such I have begone to Mobilize the Armed Forces So i Ask for the Help of The People Help are army Help are Air force Help The Navy In any way you can!
The Crowd Cheers For the Kaiser!

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the Spy is chout and Killed.


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Postby Abserdia » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:01 pm

The New World Oceania wrote:
Abserdia wrote:I think he's saying to make the zombies more logical...
What?
Zombies aren't intelligent, they don't want to talk to you about the day!
Also.
They* would* so* first* infection*
EDIT: OOOHHHH
I think he's just joking around, because if you look at his other posts it's almost perfect.
Like, in grammar and spelling.
You got me.

Are you sure?

The Grand Kingdom of Gilneas wrote:20 years have past in gilneas and it has rebuilt 100% of the nation and has a new Kaiser Kaiser genn Von Greymane the new kaiser has made a Huge wave of Nationalism sweep over the nation and Now Gilneas Is one more Hungry For More land and know look at Acharastan as way of getting new lands And as such Gilneas Has begone to Mobilize its army for the first time in 25 years and The Border With Acharastan has been closed and Troops placed on it To day the Kaiser sated to the people this.
The Kaiser walks up on the stage and says Heil Gilneas! Today my Fellow Gilneas I call upon the Army To make its self Ready for a possible war the Nation of Acharastan is a treat to Gilneas and her people.
The Crowed gasps!
And as such I have begone to Mobilize the Armed Forces So i Ask for the Help of The People Help are army Help are Air force Help The Navy In any way you can!
The Crowd Cheers For the Kaiser!

The Grand Kingdom of Gilneas wrote:
We wold not dream of it.

The Grand Kingdom of Gilneas wrote:
the Spy is chout and Killed.


Are you really sure?

Hmm...
Look's like i didn't read all of it.
I just read the first 5 words of the first post i saw.
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Postby Serrian » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:05 pm

*sigh*

Gil, the zombies are just humans who've been driven insane... Not the living dead.
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Postby Kalifati Arab shqiptar » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:07 pm

Are you talking for Haitian Zombies?

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Postby Acharastan » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:17 pm

Gil, I think you should give in to the zombies. I mean, your people are practically zombies anyway.
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Postby Lavan Tiri » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:19 pm

^what they said.

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Postby MrShlongalonga » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:47 pm

Was this just major retard-blockhead-pretend trolling?

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Postby Blekksprutia » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:49 pm

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Postby Reploid Productions » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:49 pm

Logic?

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Postby District XIV » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:51 pm

The Batorys wrote:Please make your post more grammatical.

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Postby Reploid Productions » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:54 pm

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Perfect! :lol:
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Postby Zatak » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:55 pm

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Perfect! :lol:

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Postby Acharastan » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:56 pm

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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:23 pm

I get what the OP is saying but I guess we have no choice. Might as well participate in the-

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Postby The New World Oceania » Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:26 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:I get what the OP is saying but I guess we have no choice. Might as well participate in the-

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Postby Drawkland » Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:31 pm

Abserdia wrote:
The New World Oceania wrote:Are you sure?





Are you really sure?

Hmm...
Look's like i didn't read all of it.
I just read the first 5 words of the first post i saw.

You've been juked man
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Postby Prumia » Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:07 pm

The Batorys wrote:Please make your post more grammatical.


What he said. I think I understand, but if not, well... We all know why, then.

I believe I understand your point. It might be interesting if they imposed "reality" onto the question of how to deal with Them, but we are still talking about "reality" and Them in the same sentence. How would we judge this all, anyway? We do not even know if they are fast-Them or slow-Them; we do not know if it is an infection, parasite, a curse, or whatever else you can think of.

The whole thing is just a little bit of fun. Really, it is kind of hard to take Them seriously.
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Postby Drawkland » Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:32 am

Prumia wrote:
The Batorys wrote:Please make your post more grammatical.


What he said. I think I understand, but if not, well... We all know why, then.

I believe I understand your point. It might be interesting if they imposed "reality" onto the question of how to deal with Them, but we are still talking about "reality" and Them in the same sentence. How would we judge this all, anyway? We do not even know if they are fast-Them or slow-Them; we do not know if it is an infection, parasite, a curse, or whatever else you can think of.

The whole thing is just a little bit of fun. Really, it is kind of hard to take Them seriously.

You've pretty much summed up everything I. Wanted to say. Honestly it's not the zombies, it's more how we deal with them.
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