by Serrian » Mon Oct 20, 2014 1:48 am
North Arkana wrote:NS's native tech wanker
by West Aurelia » Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:08 am
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by The Peaceful Territories » Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:24 am
West Aurelia wrote:I'd say the infected as it's the most realistic.
by Mr Zombie » Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:58 am
by Allentyr » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:05 am
Blazedtown wrote:I'll spell reaganomincs in your bathroom mirror in blood, and remove minorities from from your family photo albums
Mefpan wrote:I don't think we need a source to prove that the economy is interconnected and doesn't run on muahahahaium, the secret element that comes into existence whenever someone hatches a nefarious plan.
by Rabotnikisoyedinennyye » Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:29 am
by Toishima » Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:43 am
Doesn't matter, they all soak up bullets like sponges.
by The Peaceful Territories » Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:55 am
Toishima wrote:The infected. You can't cure a corpse, and the corpse-type are generally the least realistic of them all.Doesn't matter, they all soak up bullets like sponges.
I tend to believe the infected type can also die from blood loss, sunburns, falling off heights and anything any overly-exposed human would die from. Saves on the need for headshots, just blast them with rifle bursts and incendiary rockets like we Toishimese like to do.
by Senyosu » Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:58 am
by Toishima » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:05 am
The Peaceful Territories wrote:I wonder why you call yourselves Toishimese instead of Toishimajin.
by Wisconsin9 » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:07 am
Toishima wrote:The infected. You can't cure a corpse, and the corpse-type are generally the least realistic of them all.
by MiniO2 » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:09 am
by Sanian Confederacy » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:10 am
Sanian 'Zombies' are almost exclusively corpses that have been revived using necromancy and can thus only move within the reaches of that magick. Their appearance is essentially that of whatever they formerly were in living, be it human or pony, but the undead have limited memory of their former lives and very low intelligence. They usually form hordes of five to ten individuals, but there is no single undead that could be called the leaders of these groups and they do not act so intelligently as to consciously cooperate.
Another characteristic trait of the undead is their simplicity, which makes them particularly tractable. They have destructive tendencies and any creature that is their equal or inferior will be seen as prey and hunted down—sentients and animals included. They are said to possess no memory of their former lives, but in truth they do seem to maintain some fragmentary memories. At times, undead can be found talking to walls as if they were old friends or unconsciously performing habits they held in life: unnecessary gestures such as running their hands through their hair or rubbing their noses or mouths. A single undead is not an opponent worthy of much fear, but if they appear in a horde, or directly under the command of a necromancer that may have raised them. They can be truly ferocious and cunningly savage foes.
by Jinzo » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:20 am
Shy Guyia wrote:Hail Google, full of hits.
Our searches are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst search engines,
and blessed is the fruit of thy servers.
Holy Google, Mother of Searches.
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our disk crash.
Amen.
by Korigador » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:23 am
by Arcturus Novus » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:32 am
"In tempore doloris, fortes sumus"
From the office of the Minister of Health,
Imperial Institute of Medicine,
Londinium, Provinica Brittanica
SUBJECT: Oncoming pestilence
ENCRYPTION: Type I, minimal
AUDIENCE: Global, scientific circles
Truth be told, we are still analyzing preserved remains from last year's catastrophe. The Emperor-Survivor has given us multiple grants, but we have yet to come up with the origin of these... things. Some claim to have seen corpses rise form the ground. Others say it's like rabies, beingn spread across the populace. In the mass hysteria of last year, it was hard to get definitive answers from people.
While it is possible that whatever caused this is otherworldly, there is not sufficient evidence to back this up yet. Priests from the Temples of Chaos say that it may be a curse placed upon the various races by the god Nurgle. Seeing as His domain includes disease and death, many of His followers have claimed the so-called "zombie apocalypse" is an uprising on His part, to gain dominance in the Chaotic pantheon.
The vast majority of researchers disagree, though there is a fringe group of Nurgle worshippers who follow along with this. Others, of course, say it may be a parasite, or a fungus. Still others insist that we're dealing with a prion-based infection. We simply do not know. We will dispatch any information we can once we get it.
Vita bona et longa,
Gaius Marianus Servitor, Minister of Health
Nilokeras wrote:there is of course an interesting thread to pull on [...]
Unfortunately we're all forced to participate in whatever baroque humiliation kink the OP has going on instead.
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