NATION

PASSWORD

Zombieland: THE END IS NEAR!

OH GOD! They're back! The scratching, the moaning, there's blood everywhere! I'm all out of bullets! If anyone can hear this transmission, save yourselves!

Advertisement

Remove ads

Topic locked
User avatar
Mr Zombie
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Oct 18, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Mr Zombie » Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:54 am

10 Days till infection... I'm gonna eat your face off.
Interview with Mr Zombie himself.

Image


Interviewer: Greetings Mr Zombie, i'm so pleased you took time to meet with me to hold this interview.

Mr Zombie: Sure Brains, *mumbles* i'm going to eat your face off....

Interviewer: I'm sorry, what was that?

Mr Zombie: Brains?

Interviewer: Ah yes, well Mr Zombie, is it true you've been obsessively planing over Z day for months plotting to ensure all of nationstates falls to the Zombies?

Mr Zombie: Brains??.. Yes we plan to eat all your brains, we have ninja zombie double agents spread throughout so many regions. I got like thousands of nations myself, and my friends got more, you're all pretty screwed I must say. Comrade Brains suggests you join us, otherwise they'll be eaten.. *mumbles* like you...

Interviewer: In the recent NS news it they refer to quote, "certain nations (*cough* you know who you are *cough*) purposely trying to help the zombies take over our beloved NationStates." Are they talking about you guys?

Mr Zombie: Mewhahaha, naturally they'd feel the need to warn people about us, were coming and we will eat the brains, the day of flesh tearing will soon be upon you all, we cannot be stopped. I also may have ate Max Berry's puppy and threaten to eat his children if they didn't do Z day every year and make it longer. *mumbles* and your face it looks yummy....

Interviewer: Pardon? I look what.. *cough* um so, I heard you pick out targets on Z day, any special targets this year?

Mr Zombie: Yes Brains, in fact anyone who has complained about Z day, made a thread about not wanting Z day maybe, possibly complained about our attacks last year, or any anti-Zombie propaganda has been added to our eat alive list. Extra Zombies have been assigned to such regions. We also take targets suggested by all true Zombie nations who embrace the hoard. *mumbles* must eat his faces off now...

Interviewer: I think I should ah get going, really though thank you for your time Mr Zombie and I.. *starts running* arggghh ahhh NNNOOO stopp ahhghjgfg v bxcuf let go of my face...ahhhhhhhh................

Mr Zombie: Nom nom nom..... Delicious.... You next NS.... Join us or BE EATEN!

-------------------
(Note to Mods; My thread may need to be moved to the Zombie Emergency Command Center board)
BRAINS... The Zombie hordes are gathering in Zombieland! Our hour of triumph approaches! Catch the Infection today!
The plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease? Well mad cow became mad person became mad zombie. It's a fast acting virus that leaves you with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent and leaves you with a really bad case of the munchies.
Top
User avatar
Hurdegaryp
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 54204
Founded: Antiquity
Ex-Nation

Postby Hurdegaryp » Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:59 am

Abrahammia wrote:Abrahammia pledges to help zombies kill all non-Abrahammians if Zombieland pledges to leave Abrahammia in peace.

Trust me, your vile treason shall be remembered. There is no redemption for those who side with the undead.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.
Top
User avatar
Jinzo
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Oct 14, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Jinzo » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:10 am

This will not be tolerated.

Face the power of our 200,000 strong, genetically enhanced military, along with our drones and automatic attack helicopters.

You have been warned.

- The Hive Mind of Jinzo
Shy Guyia wrote:Hail Google, full of hits.
Our searches are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst search engines,
and blessed is the fruit of thy servers.

Holy Google, Mother of Searches.
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our disk crash.
Amen.
Top
User avatar
Mr Zombie
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Oct 18, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Mr Zombie » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:19 am

MMMMMM Tasty brains!! Two volunteers targets!!! You have been added to the Z list.
BRAINS... The Zombie hordes are gathering in Zombieland! Our hour of triumph approaches! Catch the Infection today!
The plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease? Well mad cow became mad person became mad zombie. It's a fast acting virus that leaves you with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent and leaves you with a really bad case of the munchies.
Top
User avatar
Jinzo
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Oct 14, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Jinzo » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:21 am

Mr Zombie wrote:MMMMMM Tasty brains!! Two volunteers targets!!! You have been added to the Z list.


Firstly, the brains of our soldiers are linked to a supercomputer via wireless network, allowing us to track the infected and exterminate them accordingly.

Secondly, just you try and come in.

- The Hive Mind of Jinzo
Shy Guyia wrote:Hail Google, full of hits.
Our searches are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst search engines,
and blessed is the fruit of thy servers.

Holy Google, Mother of Searches.
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our disk crash.
Amen.
Top
User avatar
Heco
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1760
Founded: Apr 25, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Heco » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:37 am

A folk song has been made because of this in heco

Every 365 years(Days)
They come again arisen form hell to feast some more
The end of days is here once more
This can mean the end of the empire
Many will die
Many will rise once More!
Fight them fight them till your one of them.
Fire fire your guns dry
Slash slash until your knives are dull!
Run run my people run to the cites!
There the Army will sustain
Survival rates are only 15%!!!
So try no to die!
The Empire is strong and brave
Defcons 1=Nuclear war 2=war 3=High Alert 4=Observation 5= Peace time maintain standing military at all times 6=Evacuate Heco operation destroy in effect
CURRENT DEFCON=3
Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gNMMt0V290
Military anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv1YOFNys
Wars won: 10 Wars lost:1
Peace treaty:4
Do not use any 3rd party sites.
Top
User avatar
Heco
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1760
Founded: Apr 25, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Heco » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:38 am

Mr Zombie wrote:MMMMMM Tasty brains!! Two volunteers targets!!! You have been added to the Z list.

Face the power of millions of guns firing on your hordes
The Empire is strong and brave
Defcons 1=Nuclear war 2=war 3=High Alert 4=Observation 5= Peace time maintain standing military at all times 6=Evacuate Heco operation destroy in effect
CURRENT DEFCON=3
Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gNMMt0V290
Military anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv1YOFNys
Wars won: 10 Wars lost:1
Peace treaty:4
Do not use any 3rd party sites.
Top
User avatar
Jinzo
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Oct 14, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Jinzo » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:39 am

Heco wrote:
Mr Zombie wrote:MMMMMM Tasty brains!! Two volunteers targets!!! You have been added to the Z list.

Face the power of millions of guns firing on your hordes


We will gladly provide you with any assistance you may need.

- The Hive Mind of Jinzo
Shy Guyia wrote:Hail Google, full of hits.
Our searches are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst search engines,
and blessed is the fruit of thy servers.

Holy Google, Mother of Searches.
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our disk crash.
Amen.
Top
User avatar
Hanchu
Diplomat
 
Posts: 595
Founded: May 08, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Hanchu » Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:46 am

Mr Zombie wrote:MMMMMM Tasty brains!! Two volunteers targets!!! You have been added to the Z list.

My region want "cure" our kind.
HELP ME!
Top
User avatar
New Pyrrhius
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1338
Founded: Apr 27, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby New Pyrrhius » Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:58 am

Ex-Ops are ready to mobilize against all viral threats, even if they have nice taste in music.
News of the Hour:
1000%!! I USED TO GIVE A FUCK
--------[_✯_]
--------(ಠ_Q)
-------[█████▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▃
▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂
I█████████████████].
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤...
Top
User avatar
The New Velociraptor Empire
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13245
Founded: Dec 18, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The New Velociraptor Empire » Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:09 pm

We have nothing to fear from you, as we are immune and 1000% deadlier. But we invite zombified citizens to continue their daily lives as if they are not zombies until SCIENCE!!! can fix them. We also invite zombies that are not raptors to come here as the military needs some more live targets for tactical exercises.
Top
User avatar
Zombie Fascists
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 185
Founded: Nov 09, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Zombie Fascists » Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:26 pm

Just regular zombies? No totalitarian ones I can join?
Top
User avatar
Shadoke
Diplomat
 
Posts: 667
Founded: Feb 13, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Shadoke » Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:29 pm

Mr Zombie wrote:<snip>

Kinda glad we are closing our embassy. I wouldn't want to be allied to an interregional enemy
"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." - George Carlin
Top
User avatar
Mr Zombie
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Oct 18, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Mr Zombie » Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:40 pm

Shadoke wrote:
Mr Zombie wrote:<snip>

Kinda glad we are closing our embassy. I wouldn't want to be allied to an interregional enemy


I'm glad too, your region is pretty poor at fighting humans anyway. Nice job in The Feminist Region lol

Zombie Fascists wrote:Just regular zombies? No totalitarian ones I can join?


Indeed! All Zombies are welcome in Zombieland! Welcome to the hoard!
BRAINS... The Zombie hordes are gathering in Zombieland! Our hour of triumph approaches! Catch the Infection today!
The plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease? Well mad cow became mad person became mad zombie. It's a fast acting virus that leaves you with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent and leaves you with a really bad case of the munchies.
Top
User avatar
Zombie Fascists
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 185
Founded: Nov 09, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Zombie Fascists » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:28 pm

Mr Zombie wrote:
Shadoke wrote:Kinda glad we are closing our embassy. I wouldn't want to be allied to an interregional enemy


I'm glad too, your region is pretty poor at fighting humans anyway. Nice job in The Feminist Region lol

Zombie Fascists wrote:Just regular zombies? No totalitarian ones I can join?


Indeed! All Zombies are welcome in Zombieland! Welcome to the hoard!

Thank you! We must all work together to successfully end the human tyranny. As the Communists would say: "Zombies in all nations, unite!"
Top
User avatar
Lavan Tiri
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9061
Founded: Feb 18, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Lavan Tiri » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:37 pm

Dear Mr. Zombie-

If I join the zed, do I get eated?
Top
User avatar
Zombie Fascists
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 185
Founded: Nov 09, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Zombie Fascists » Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:11 pm

Lavan Tiri wrote:Dear Mr. Zombie-

If I join the zed, do I get eated?

I can't speak for Mr Zombie, but if you volonteer to join to my troops you'll of course have to be converted, but not eaten.
Top
User avatar
Mr Zombie
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Oct 18, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Mr Zombie » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:32 am

Lavan Tiri wrote:Dear Mr. Zombie-

If I join the zed, do I get eated?


You may join the ranks of the unead or serve as our meal to fuel our conquests! Both are noble choices. :)
BRAINS... The Zombie hordes are gathering in Zombieland! Our hour of triumph approaches! Catch the Infection today!
The plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease? Well mad cow became mad person became mad zombie. It's a fast acting virus that leaves you with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent and leaves you with a really bad case of the munchies.
Top
User avatar
United States of Natan
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5790
Founded: Jul 21, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Natan » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:35 am

Nephmir wrote:Is this going to be like Christmas? People start preparing earlier and earlier for it every year? :eyebrow:

more or less, yes. It is 10 days away, and I have already started preparations in my region to protect us.
Then it's a lie. Everything Fox News says is a lie.
Even true things once said on Fox News become lies.
(Family Guy: Excellence in Broadcasting)

Come check out the Natan Region, a fun, democratic region|Biden/Harris 2020|
Liberal|Progressive|Hillary Supporter|Jew|Pro-Israel|Anti-Trump|Anti-Sanders|Anti-Bigotry
Top
User avatar
Maineiacs
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7323
Founded: May 26, 2005
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Maineiacs » Tue Oct 21, 2014 2:38 am

At the first sign of trouble Maineiacs will begin researching a cure (or at least a treatment that lasts for one year).
Economic:-8.12 Social:-7.59 Moral Rules:5 Moral Order:-5
Muravyets: Maineiacs, you are brilliant, too! I stand in delighted awe.
Sane Outcasts:When your best case scenario is five kilometers of nuclear contamination, you know someone fucked up.
Geniasis: Christian values are incompatible with Conservative ideals. I cannot both follow the teachings of Christ and be a Republican. Therefore, I choose to not be a Republican.
Galloism: If someone will build a wall around Donald Trump, I'll pay for it.
Bottle tells it like it is
add 6,928 to post count
Top
User avatar
Shadoke
Diplomat
 
Posts: 667
Founded: Feb 13, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Shadoke » Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:06 am

We may have lost, but at least we are active the whole year ;)
"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." - George Carlin
Top
User avatar
Hanchu
Diplomat
 
Posts: 595
Founded: May 08, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Hanchu » Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:10 am

INFECT AND KILL THE POPULATION OF ALL THOSE THAT WISH TO CURE US!
Top
User avatar
Zombie Fascists
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 185
Founded: Nov 09, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Zombie Fascists » Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:16 am

Hanchu wrote:INFECT AND KILL THE POPULATION OF ALL THOSE THAT WISH TO CURE US!

YES! STOP THE HOG*! AVE IL DUCE!

*=Human Occupation Government
Top
User avatar
Mr Zombie
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Oct 18, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Mr Zombie » Thu Oct 23, 2014 5:34 pm

Hanchu wrote:INFECT AND KILL THE POPULATION OF ALL THOSE THAT WISH TO CURE US!


All humans will join us in the infection or be eaten alive!! And their pretty little dogs too! Mewahahha. :twisted:
BRAINS... The Zombie hordes are gathering in Zombieland! Our hour of triumph approaches! Catch the Infection today!
The plague of the 21st Century, remember mad cow disease? Well mad cow became mad person became mad zombie. It's a fast acting virus that leaves you with a swollen brain, a raging fever, makes you hateful and violent and leaves you with a really bad case of the munchies.
Top
User avatar
Scissoro
Envoy
 
Posts: 223
Founded: Mar 02, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Scissoro » Thu Oct 23, 2014 5:39 pm

The PZO is adopting the same Zombieland Plan in our united efforts to rid the world of the living!
The Global Syndicate A Dynamic, Fast Paced Region
Top
PreviousNext
Topic locked

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Zombie Emergency Command Center

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users

Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group

Advertisement

Remove ads