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Howslandia
Minister
 
Posts: 2273
Founded: Mar 03, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Howslandia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:48 am

Out of my nations 107,000,000 people, 96,000,000 are zombies, HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
❤BITTEN BY THE VAMPIRE QUEEN OF COOKIES❤

Economic Left/Right: -2.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.33

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The Most Glorious Hack
Retired Moderator
 
Posts: 2427
Founded: Mar 11, 2003
Anarchy

Postby The Most Glorious Hack » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:50 am

So much easier when you go all Madagascar:

Infection Rate: 0.2% (177 million infected, 97.50 billion survivors)
Infection Status: -93.1 Under Control
Now the stars they are all angled wrong,
And the sun and the moon refuse to burn.
But I remember a message,
In a demon's hand:
"Dread the passage of Jesus, for he does not return."

-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, "Time Jesum Transeuntum Et Non Riverentum"



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Imperial Chaos
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Feb 11, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Imperial Chaos » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:51 am

The War torn Lands of Calradia were able to eliminate the zombie infestation in the entire region and is now a Safe Haven. We have closed borders to keep it this way.

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Howslandia
Minister
 
Posts: 2273
Founded: Mar 03, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Howslandia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:51 am

The region I am a member of is mostly under zombie control HELLLLPPPPPPPP USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
❤BITTEN BY THE VAMPIRE QUEEN OF COOKIES❤

Economic Left/Right: -2.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.33

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Alfaria
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Antiquity
Ex-Nation

Postby Alfaria » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:51 am

TBA wrote:
Liberillia wrote:
Thats actually the April Fools joke in the April Fools joke,
its not actually an April Fools joke, its permanent, the joke is making you all think its a joke
Welcome to the Apocalypse.

A note to everyone, if you want to go on believing that it's just an April Fools joke, don't look out your wwindow.

Oh, my God! They're everywhere!

All is lost!

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Howslandia
Minister
 
Posts: 2273
Founded: Mar 03, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Howslandia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:53 am

Where's Rambo when you need him!!!!
❤BITTEN BY THE VAMPIRE QUEEN OF COOKIES❤

Economic Left/Right: -2.12
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.33

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Kryozerkia
Retired Moderator
 
Posts: 11096
Founded: Antiquity
Ex-Nation

Postby Kryozerkia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:53 am

After removing a subversive nation from the region, Zhaucauozian Friendship is nearly zombie free. Just one of many success stories. Those wanting to fight this need to get your delegate and founder on board. Eject and password. Remove subversive elements.

It is unfortunate that many regions have been overrun, but that's what subversion gets you.
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Tiparu
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Feb 05, 2005
Ex-Nation

Tiparu: Zombie report

Postby Tiparu » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:56 am

Surviving population: 116,082,431
Zombies: 589,156,690
Dead: 2,959,057,934
Survival Rate: 3.17%

To all other nations out there...I wish you the best. I am uncertain whether or not we will pull through. :(

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The Huskar Social Union
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 59294
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:59 am

So i selected research cure in the zombie control section, and now my nation has the following situation:

People: 285,025,755
Zombies: 1,675,315,302
Dead: 162,091,479
Survival Rate: 13.43%

Lost half my remaining population in the space of a few minutes.
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Mad hatters in jeans
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 19119
Founded: Nov 14, 2007
Ex-Nation

Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:00 am

Looks like my region is tanking because of inactive peeps!

garr

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Almark
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 104
Founded: Mar 02, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Almark » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:00 am

People: 14,188,431
Zombies: 100,045,431
Dead: 10,168,405
Survival Rate: 11.29% were good as dead help us :(

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Kherkov
Senator
 
Posts: 4827
Founded: May 13, 2012
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kherkov » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:04 am

Kherkov: Current status

People: 1,751,028,368

Zombies: 909,167

Dead: 159,954,374

Survival Rate: 91.58%

*Sips champagne*

"Huh? Zombies?!?"

I could've done better - if I hadn't exterminated and let my region do all the work... we have the cure now...
+ England expects that every man will do his duty +

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Kelmet
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8619
Founded: Dec 07, 2012
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Kelmet » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:05 am

Infection Rate: 1.9% (57 million infected, 2.97 billion survivors)

Cure Status: Distributing to infected

Infection Status: -57.1 Under Control
Not one death.
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The Black Hat Guy
Diplomat
 
Posts: 952
Founded: Feb 12, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby The Black Hat Guy » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:06 am

The Versutian Federation is experiencing great success despite accepting around 100 refugee nations. We are still accepting all refugees, and we have not had a single nation not experience success after moving here. As long as you do not export zombies, all troubled nations are welcome in the Versutian Federation

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MugaSofer
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 169
Founded: Jul 16, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby MugaSofer » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:06 am

7% survivors and falling ... that's what I get for leaving my nation in a feeder and not logging on 'til 3 in the afternoon :(
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Vredlandia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5097
Founded: Sep 08, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Vredlandia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:10 am

People: 1,089,967,427
Zombies: 98,130,439
Dead: 0

The cure is working. :)

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Kherkov
Senator
 
Posts: 4827
Founded: May 13, 2012
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kherkov » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:11 am

Vredlandia wrote:People: 1,089,967,427
Zombies: 98,130,439
Dead: 0

The cure is working. :)


Huzzah for the Imperium of Nations!
+ England expects that every man will do his duty +

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Ainin
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13989
Founded: Mar 05, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Ainin » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:11 am

Ainin is victorious:
People: 4,327,198,306
Zombies: 0
Dead: 195,031,426
Survival Rate: 95.69%
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Arledain
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Feb 09, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Arledain » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:12 am

My region of 2 has nearly wiped out the zombies with guns 8)

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Bakushin
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Mar 30, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Bakushin » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:12 am

Region of Lendonia: 100% percent infected...

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Fedeledland
Senator
 
Posts: 3785
Founded: Mar 27, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Fedeledland » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:16 am

Not one dead, only a million zombies :)
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Vredlandia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5097
Founded: Sep 08, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Vredlandia » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:18 am

People: 1,124,971,741
Zombies: 62,997,954
Dead: 0

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You dare
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Mar 21, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby You dare » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:19 am

This is Spanish influenza people not zombies it will be devastating to those who do not get instantly killed. Mangled limbs the blood barely pulsing through your veins. The end draws near and so does your last breath. Then you will feel the fires of hell if your soul is unprepared. Accept God and you will be spared.

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Noirdetoile
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 20
Founded: Jan 14, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Noirdetoile » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:21 am

Kryozerkia wrote:After removing a subversive nation from the region, Zhaucauozian Friendship is nearly zombie free. Just one of many success stories. Those wanting to fight this need to get your delegate and founder on board. Eject and password. Remove subversive elements.

It is unfortunate that many regions have been overrun, but that's what subversion gets you.


Nice present for the Rejected Realms that!

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The NationStates Community
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 106
Founded: Jun 09, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The NationStates Community » Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:24 am

At this point The NationStates Community has over 230 nations, and is distributing the cure to the infected.

Those needing help are welcome, but they must choose "cure". Exporters will be exported.

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