Sburb Pesterchum Archive

[Mundeo]

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The old Trollian archive from WtA is now the Pesterchum archive! If you want, you can make Pesterchum chats here, or create a collab post before posting them in the IC!

[The States of Balloon]

EyesEverywhere began trolling ghastlyClairvoyance
EE:Hey
EE:Yoou oon?

[Mundeo]

EyesEverywhere began trolling ghastlyClairvoyance
EE:Hey
EE:Yoou oon?

GC: i am now
GC: what do you want

[The States of Balloon]

EyesEverywhere began trolling ghastlyClairvoyance
EE:Hey
EE:Yoou oon?

GC: yes i am on
GC: what do you want

EE:Just checking
EE:A loot oof my infoormants have stoopped respoonding
EE:I have noo idea why
EE:When I check the cameras foor their hoouses I get noothing
EE:Like the whoole hoouse is goone

[Mundeo]

GC: yes i am on
GC: what do you want

EE:Just checking
EE:A loot oof my infoormants have stoopped respoonding
EE:I have noo idea why
EE:When I check the cameras foor their hoouses I get noothing
EE:Like the whoole hoouse is goone

GC: oh right the cameras i have completely forgotten about those
GC: that may be because my camera like the others has not been functional for quite some time
GC: oh well

[The States of Balloon]

EE:Just checking
EE:A loot oof my infoormants have stoopped respoonding
EE:I have noo idea why
EE:When I check the cameras foor their hoouses I get noothing
EE:Like the whoole hoouse is goone

GC: oh right the cameras i have completely forgotten about those
GC: that may be because my camera like the others has not been functional for quite some time
GC: oh well

EE:Shit
EE:Why didn't yoou tell me
EE:Yoou shoould tell me aboout stuff like this
EE:That's yoour joob

[Mundeo]

GC: oh right the cameras i have completely forgotten about those
GC: that may be because my camera like the others has not been functional for quite some time
GC: oh well

EE:Shit
EE:Why didn't yoou tell me
EE:Yoou shoould tell me aboout stuff like this
EE:That's yoour joob

GC: i have forgotten about the cameras
GC: speaking of which i dont even remember what your job is supposed to be
GC: besides obliviously hoarding supplies in the middle of the night

[The States of Balloon]

EE:Shit
EE:Why didn't yoou tell me
EE:Yoou shoould tell me aboout stuff like this
EE:That's yoour joob

GC: i have forgotten about the cameras
GC: speaking of which i dont even remember what your job is supposed to be
GC: besides obliviously hoarding supplies in the middle of the night

EE:Yoou knoow what my joob is
EE:Yoou have noo idea what it's like
EE:Highbloooods coonstantly breathing doown my neck
EE:Everything gooes too them, they take care oof the prooblem
EE:And I get noothing
EE:I'm doone
EyesEverywhere ceased trolling ghastlyClairvoyance

[The States of Balloon]

EyesEverywhere[EE] began trolling MistressHunt[MH]
EE:What's up with yoou
EE:Moore pirate shit I assume
EE:I persoonally advise against spaeaking with peoople whoo have been stuck oon an island foor three years
EE:Isoolatioon dooes crazy things too peoople
EE:Just looook at me

[Derelldia]

EyesEverywhere[EE] began trolling MistressHunt[MH]
EE:What's up with yoou
EE:Moore pirate shit I assume
EE:I persoonally advise against spaeaking with peoople whoo have been stuck oon an island foor three years
EE:Isoolatioon dooes crazy things too peoople
EE:Just looook at me

MH: i'd rather not look at you unless you're wearing blood of some sort.
MH: personal preferance, honestly.
MH: and yes, it is more pirate shit i'm up to.
MH: more snoppery shit with you?
MH: oh wait! it always is.

[The States of Balloon]

EyesEverywhere[EE] began trolling MistressHunt[MH]
EE:What's up with yoou
EE:Moore pirate shit I assume
EE:I persoonally advise against spaeaking with peoople whoo have been stuck oon an island foor three years
EE:Isoolatioon dooes crazy things too peoople
EE:Just looook at me

MH: i'd rather not look at you unless you're wearing blood of some sort.
MH: personal preferance, honestly.
MH: and yes, it is more pirate shit i'm up to.
MH: more snoppery shit with you?
MH: oh wait! it always is.

EE:It always is
EE:That pirate guy still hitting oon yoou?
EE:Goog he's such a creep

[Derelldia]

MH: i'd rather not look at you unless you're wearing blood of some sort.
MH: personal preferance, honestly.
MH: and yes, it is more pirate shit i'm up to.
MH: more snoppery shit with you?
MH: oh wait! it always is.

EE:It always is
EE:That pirate guy still hitting oon yoou?
EE:Goog he's such a creep

MH: most of you fuckers seem to hit on me, he does it the most and it's excruciatingly annoying as fuck.
MH: speaking of that pirate fuckwit, he needs a crew and is probably gonna be in the market for one.
MH: go search out for trolls he could maybe make use of, you know, like the burgundy blood or the olive blood.
MH: don't care for names, blood colour is what dictates things.
MH: if there's anything else you need, nows the time to ask, cause i may be busy for the next while helping the pirate fuckwit with his damned shiphivefuckfest.

[The States of Balloon]

EyesEverywhere[EE] began trolling SurvrovsBayonet[SB]
EE:I have been asked too recruit yoou
EE:In a pirate crew
EE:By soome fuck whoo
EE:Bleeds blooood that is blue
EE:Soo yeah
EE:He needs a crew
EE:Noow I have too recruit peoople
EE:I doon't even knoow hoow this happened

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

EyesEverywhere[EE] began trolling SurvrovsBayonet[SB]
EE:I have been asked too recruit yoou
EE:In a pirate crew
EE:By soome fuck whoo
EE:Bleeds blooood that is blue
EE:Soo yeah
EE:He needs a crew
EE:Noow I have too recruit peoople
EE:I doon't even knoow hoow this happened

SB: Eh, what?
SB: Sorry, I passed out at my keyboard from sleep depryvation.
SB: I don't know why you're comyng to me about thys, I'm hygh on a mountain where yt seems to always snow, and yt seems soon the snow myght completely trap me in my hyve.

---

--suvorovsBayonet [SB] began trolling ghastlyClairvoyance[GC]--
SB: Hello‽ Status report. Anytyng happened down there synce last we spoke‽
SB: So what's new down yn the lower altytudes‽
SB: If you don't respond soon I'll assume you're dead.
GC: i am not dead i am very much alive
GC: nothing really happened since this last time we spoke it was a while ago wasnt it
GC: the teal blood is still an oblivious prick but now all of his precious cameras have stopped working
GC: how about you
SB: wze:"e:zgkz;KGserzweELSG$L;/FKsdf,Mglh>HKAwerfhwegbfwfndcbg!sr?hy655ewsfd
SB: OH MY GOD! I passed out at the keyboard, dydn't I‽
SB: Sorry, I haven't slept much recently, I've ran ynto a few dilemmas at my hyve.
SB: The snow up here seems to be gettyng worse by the day, and my supplyes seem to be runnyng low. So I've been stayyng up tryyng to fynd a solutyon to my predycament.

[The States of Balloon]

EyesEverywhere[EE] began trolling SurvrovsBayonet[SB]
EE:I have been asked too recruit yoou
EE:In a pirate crew
EE:By soome fuck whoo
EE:Bleeds blooood that is blue
EE:Soo yeah
EE:He needs a crew
EE:Noow I have too recruit peoople
EE:I doon't even knoow hoow this happened

SB: Eh, what?
SB: Sorry, I passed out at my keyboard from sleep depryvation.
SB: I don't know why you're comyng to me about thys, I'm hygh on a mountain where yt seems to always snow, and yt seems soon the snow myght completely trap me in my hyve.

EE:Aw shit
EE:Better bring a shoovel
EE:Have yoou ever nooticed hoow all oour friends are creeps
EE:Oone just tried too flirt with me

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

SB: Eh, what?
SB: Sorry, I passed out at my keyboard from sleep depryvation.
SB: I don't know why you're comyng to me about thys, I'm hygh on a mountain where yt seems to always snow, and yt seems soon the snow myght completely trap me in my hyve.

EE:Aw shit
EE:Better bring a shoovel
EE:Have yoou ever nooticed hoow all oour friends are creeps
EE:Oone just tried too flirt with me

SB: Hmm, I need to get supplyes anyways, but I can't.
SB: Last I had checked (whych was a few days ago) the snow was 5 feet deep, and rysyng quyckly.
SB: If all goes well I myght be able to joyn you by myd spryng when all the snow ys melted.

[Mundeo]

EyesEverywhere[EE] began trolling SurvrovsBayonet[SB]
EE:I have been asked too recruit yoou
EE:In a pirate crew
EE:By soome fuck whoo
EE:Bleeds blooood that is blue
EE:Soo yeah
EE:He needs a crew
EE:Noow I have too recruit peoople
EE:I doon't even knoow hoow this happened

SB: Eh, what?
SB: Sorry, I passed out at my keyboard from sleep depryvation.
SB: I don't know why you're comyng to me about thys, I'm hygh on a mountain where yt seems to always snow, and yt seems soon the snow myght completely trap me in my hyve.

---

--suvorovsBayonet [SB] began trolling ghastlyClairvoyance[GC]--
SB: Hello‽ Status report. Anytyng happened down there synce last we spoke‽
SB: So what's new down yn the lower altytudes‽
SB: If you don't respond soon I'll assume you're dead.
GC: i am not dead i am very much alive
GC: nothing really happened since this last time we spoke it was a while ago wasnt it
GC: the teal blood is still an oblivious prick but now all of his precious cameras have stopped working
GC: how about you
SB: wze:"e:zgkz;KGserzweELSG$L;/FKsdf,Mglh>HKAwerfhwegbfwfndcbg!sr?hy655ewsfd
SB: OH MY GOD! I passed out at the keyboard, dydn't I‽
SB: Sorry, I haven't slept much recently, I've ran ynto a few dilemmas at my hyve.
SB: The snow up here seems to be gettyng worse by the day, and my supplyes seem to be runnyng low. So I've been stayyng up tryyng to fynd a solutyon to my predycament.

GC: perhaps the teal blood has some supplies for you
GC: he always has some laying around in the open so somwhere

[Mundeo]

-- idiotSavant [IS] began pestering swashbuckleBothways [SB]

IS: Hello?
IS: Is this the blue blooded troll that has congregated a lusty pirate crew?

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

--suvorovsBayonet [SB] began trolling ghastlyClairvoyance[GC]--
SB: Hello‽ Status report. Anytyng happened down there synce last we spoke‽
SB: So what's new down yn the lower altytudes‽
SB: If you don't respond soon I'll assume you're dead.
GC: i am not dead i am very much alive
GC: nothing really happened since this last time we spoke it was a while ago wasnt it
GC: the teal blood is still an oblivious prick but now all of his precious cameras have stopped working
GC: how about you
SB: wze:"e:zgkz;KGserzweELSG$L;/FKsdf,Mglh>HKAwerfhwegbfwfndcbg!sr?hy655ewsfd
SB: OH MY GOD! I passed out at the keyboard, dydn't I‽
SB: Sorry, I haven't slept much recently, I've ran ynto a few dilemmas at my hyve.
SB: The snow up here seems to be gettyng worse by the day, and my supplyes seem to be runnyng low. So I've been stayyng up tryyng to fynd a solutyon to my predycament.
GC: a dilemma something where no choice you make is good
GC: if that is the case my apologies
GC: if you need supplies perhaps the teal blood may have some waiting in the open for you
GC: something separate have you by chance recieved a request to join an indigo bloods pirate crew
SB: Why yes, yn fact our Teal Blooded companyon ys speakyng to me about the offer at the very moment.
SB: I've been tryyng to use excuses to opt out of thys pyrate dealyo...... ys yt an excuse yf your reason ys true‽
SB: Also, when spryng tyme comes, can you help me make another excuse as to why I can't joyn‽

[Mundeo]

--suvorovsBayonet [SB] began trolling ghastlyClairvoyance[GC]--
SB: Hello‽ Status report. Anytyng happened down there synce last we spoke‽
SB: So what's new down yn the lower altytudes‽
SB: If you don't respond soon I'll assume you're dead.
GC: i am not dead i am very much alive
GC: nothing really happened since this last time we spoke it was a while ago wasnt it
GC: the teal blood is still an oblivious prick but now all of his precious cameras have stopped working
GC: how about you
SB: wze:"e:zgkz;KGserzweELSG$L;/FKsdf,Mglh>HKAwerfhwegbfwfndcbg!sr?hy655ewsfd
SB: OH MY GOD! I passed out at the keyboard, dydn't I‽
SB: Sorry, I haven't slept much recently, I've ran ynto a few dilemmas at my hyve.
SB: The snow up here seems to be gettyng worse by the day, and my supplyes seem to be runnyng low. So I've been stayyng up tryyng to fynd a solutyon to my predycament.
GC: a dilemma something where no choice you make is good
GC: if that is the case my apologies
GC: if you need supplies perhaps the teal blood may have some waiting in the open for you
GC: something separate have you by chance recieved a request to join an indigo bloods pirate crew
SB: Why yes, yn fact our Teal Blooded companyon ys speakyng to me about the offer at the very moment.
SB: I've been tryyng to use excuses to opt out of thys pyrate dealyo...... ys yt an excuse yf your reason ys true‽
SB: Also, when spryng tyme comes, can you help me make another excuse as to why I can't joyn‽
GC: i would gladly help you but unfortunately i cannot
GC: we are all meant to join no matter how much we object to it
GC: the ancesters told me such

[The Intergalactic Russian Empire]

--suvorovsBayonet [SB] began trolling ghastlyClairvoyance[GC]--
SB: Hello‽ Status report. Anytyng happened down there synce last we spoke‽
SB: So what's new down yn the lower altytudes‽
SB: If you don't respond soon I'll assume you're dead.
GC: i am not dead i am very much alive
GC: nothing really happened since this last time we spoke it was a while ago wasnt it
GC: the teal blood is still an oblivious prick but now all of his precious cameras have stopped working
GC: how about you
SB: wze:"e:zgkz;KGserzweELSG$L;/FKsdf,Mglh>HKAwerfhwegbfwfndcbg!sr?hy655ewsfd
SB: OH MY GOD! I passed out at the keyboard, dydn't I‽
SB: Sorry, I haven't slept much recently, I've ran ynto a few dilemmas at my hyve.
SB: The snow up here seems to be gettyng worse by the day, and my supplyes seem to be runnyng low. So I've been stayyng up tryyng to fynd a solutyon to my predycament.
GC: a dilemma something where no choice you make is good
GC: if that is the case my apologies
GC: if you need supplies perhaps the teal blood may have some waiting in the open for you
GC: something separate have you by chance recieved a request to join an indigo bloods pirate crew
SB: Why yes, yn fact our Teal Blooded companyon ys speakyng to me about the offer at the very moment.
SB: I've been tryyng to use excuses to opt out of thys pyrate dealyo...... ys yt an excuse yf your reason ys true‽
SB: Also, when spryng tyme comes, can you help me make another excuse as to why I can't joyn‽
GC: i would gladly help you but unfortunately i cannot
GC: we are all meant to join no matter how much we object to it
GC: the ancesters told me such
SB: Ugh, I hate pyrates, though. Just another excuse for socyopathyc hygh bloods to murder and enslave lower blood castes wythout facyng any consequences.
SB: But.... yf our ancestors say yt ys truly the ryght thing to do, then I'll need some help shovelyng myself out of thys frozen wasteland and get down to the lower alltytudes wythout getting buryed yn snow or freezyng to death.
SB: Or maybe I could try to sky down the mountayn.
SB: Either way I probably won't be able to fynd the path back to my hyve tyll spring-tyme.

[Mundeo]

--suvorovsBayonet [SB] began trolling ghastlyClairvoyance[GC]--
SB: Hello‽ Status report. Anytyng happened down there synce last we spoke‽
SB: So what's new down yn the lower altytudes‽
SB: If you don't respond soon I'll assume you're dead.
GC: i am not dead i am very much alive
GC: nothing really happened since this last time we spoke it was a while ago wasnt it
GC: the teal blood is still an oblivious prick but now all of his precious cameras have stopped working
GC: how about you
SB: wze:"e:zgkz;KGserzweELSG$L;/FKsdf,Mglh>HKAwerfhwegbfwfndcbg!sr?hy655ewsfd
SB: OH MY GOD! I passed out at the keyboard, dydn't I‽
SB: Sorry, I haven't slept much recently, I've ran ynto a few dilemmas at my hyve.
SB: The snow up here seems to be gettyng worse by the day, and my supplyes seem to be runnyng low. So I've been stayyng up tryyng to fynd a solutyon to my predycament.
GC: a dilemma something where no choice you make is good
GC: if that is the case my apologies
GC: if you need supplies perhaps the teal blood may have some waiting in the open for you
GC: something separate have you by chance recieved a request to join an indigo bloods pirate crew
SB: Why yes, yn fact our Teal Blooded companyon ys speakyng to me about the offer at the very moment.
SB: I've been tryyng to use excuses to opt out of thys pyrate dealyo...... ys yt an excuse yf your reason ys true‽
SB: Also, when spryng tyme comes, can you help me make another excuse as to why I can't joyn‽
GC: i would gladly help you but unfortunately i cannot
GC: we are all meant to join no matter how much we object to it
GC: the ancesters told me such
SB: Ugh, I hate pyrates, though. Just another excuse for socyopathyc hygh bloods to murder and enslave lower blood castes wythout facyng any consequences.
SB: But.... yf our ancestors say yt ys truly the ryght thing to do, then I'll need some help shovelyng myself out of thys frozen wasteland and get down to the lower alltytudes wythout getting buryed yn snow or freezyng to death.
SB: Or maybe I could try to sky down the mountayn.
SB: Either way I probably won't be able to fynd the path back to my hyve tyll spring-tyme.
GC: i suppose skiing would be a not so terrible idea but shoveling would be safer
GC: i would say that i would help myself but i do not know where exactly you live
GC: i do however know a certain cerulean blood who has a fondess for shovels
GC: perhaps he can help

[Flimxanthia]

-- idiotSavant [IS] began pestering swashbuckleBothways [SB]

IS: Hello?
IS: Is this the blue blooded troll that has congregated a lusty pirate crew?

SB: Baby you know it
SB: ! need you to imagine me winking here
SB: Yeah, just like that
SB: Nailed it

[The States of Balloon]

EE:Aw shit
EE:Better bring a shoovel
EE:Have yoou ever nooticed hoow all oour friends are creeps
EE:Oone just tried too flirt with me

SB: Hmm, I need to get supplyes anyways, but I can't.
SB: Last I had checked (whych was a few days ago) the snow was 5 feet deep, and rysyng quyckly.
SB: If all goes well I myght be able to joyn you by myd spryng when all the snow ys melted.

EE:Shoouldn't be a prooblem, we'll coome and get yoou
EE:And we'll bring shoovels
EyesEverywhere ceased pestering survrovsBayonet

[Mundeo]

-- idiotSavant [IS] began pestering swashbuckleBothways [SB]

IS: Hello?
IS: Is this the blue blooded troll that has congregated a lusty pirate crew?

SB: Baby you know it
SB: ! need you to imagine me winking here
SB: Yeah, just like that
SB: Nailed it

IS: Alright then...
IS: I assume you will be departing soon, then?