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Twice the threads means twice the weird face pictures
There was fifty holes in our old tin roof,
Me and my family was livin' proof
That people who forgot about poor white trash,
And if that ain't 'Country', I'll kiss your ass.
If that ain't 'country', it'll hair-lip the Pope.
If that ain't 'country', it's a damn good joke.
I've seen the Grand Ol' Opry, and I've met Johnny Cash.
If that ain't 'Country', I'll kiss your ass.
-"If That Ain't Country", David Allan Coe
Tip of my straw hat and flap of my Stars and Bars and/or mullet to Olthar for bestowing the Dice System unto us in general. I'll be rolling with a 10-sided dice, because ten is closer to the number of states in the C.S.A than six. I'll apply a +1 bonus to your major skill roll and a -1 to the minor skill roll. Equipment rolls get no buffs or penalties.
Still technically critically acclaimed!
Some Mormon with nothing better to do wrote:"I somewhat like it"
The Beunos Aires Herald wrote:"This makes us ashamed to live on the same landmass as Alabama."
Knoxcrest wrote:As a citizen of the American South I can safely announce that this is indeed the most accurate depiction I have ever seen.
The Washington Post wrote:"Where can I find some sulphur to distract myself from this?"
The Ferret Revolution wrote:Con, what you've created here is nothing short of a masterpiece, I shall enjoy watching.
The New York Times wrote:"General Sherman wasn't thorough enough.
Yes, I know the coding looks clumsy. But if you end up spending too much time worryin' 'bout your compooters and such here in the Ozarks then ye end up like Billy Ray Racoonbreath and get gored by a razorback.