NationStates

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:33 pm**

Who wants to join an rp where your favorite tank/plane/gun/other military stuff is now an anthropomorphized girl who has to save the world from underground horrors, terrorists, and aliens?

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:34 pm**

Sonitusia wrote:Who wants to join an rp where your favorite tank/plane/gun/other military stuff is now an anthropomorphized girl who has to save the world from underground horrors, terrorists, and aliens?

Me!

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:35 pm**

Mirakai wrote:
Sonitusia wrote:Who wants to join an rp where your favorite tank/plane/gun/other military stuff is now an anthropomorphized girl who has to save the world from underground horrors, terrorists, and aliens?

Me!

As long as I get a goddamn Landkreuzer.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:35 pm**

This conversation becomes lewder every minute.

All cause I brought up that topic.

*sniffs* I'm so proud of myself.

*takes notes*

Stuff to avoid when approaching a girl:

Do not make eye contact.
Do not attempt to brush your hands against her.
Do not walk beside her. Pick up your speed. Better yet, RUN.
Do not attempt to snuggle when close.
Do not hold hands.
Seriously, just do nothing.
Better yet, just avoid girls at all.

*closes notebook*

Thanks Mira.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:36 pm**

Sindrya wrote:This conversation becomes lewder every minute.

All cause I brought up that topic.

*sniffs* I'm so proud of myself.

*takes notes*

Stuff to avoid when approaching a girl:
Do not make eye contact.
Do not attempt to brush your hands against her.
Do not walk beside her. Pick up your speed. Better yet, RUN.
Do not attempt to snuggle when close.
Do not hold hands.
Seriously, just do nothing.
Better yet, just avoid girls at all.

*closes notebook*

Thanks Mira.

And the world becomes a safer place, one boy at a time.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:37 pm**

Shyluz wrote:
Mirakai wrote:Me!

As long as I get a goddamn Landkreuzer.

Anything works!

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:37 pm**

Charlia wrote:
Sindrya wrote:This conversation becomes lewder every minute.

All cause I brought up that topic.

*sniffs* I'm so proud of myself.

*takes notes*

Stuff to avoid when approaching a girl:
Do not make eye contact.
Do not attempt to brush your hands against her.
Do not walk beside her. Pick up your speed. Better yet, RUN.
Do not attempt to snuggle when close.
Do not hold hands.
Seriously, just do nothing.
Better yet, just avoid girls at all.

*closes notebook*

Thanks Mira.

And the world becomes a safer place, one boy at a time.

Don't turn this into a political discussion.
Don't turn this into a political discussion..
Don't turn this into a political discussion...

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:38 pm**

Charlia wrote:
Sindrya wrote:This conversation becomes lewder every minute.

All cause I brought up that topic.

*sniffs* I'm so proud of myself.

*takes notes*

Stuff to avoid when approaching a girl:
Do not make eye contact.
Do not attempt to brush your hands against her.
Do not walk beside her. Pick up your speed. Better yet, RUN.
Do not attempt to snuggle when close.
Do not hold hands.
Seriously, just do nothing.
Better yet, just avoid girls at all.

*closes notebook*

Thanks Mira.

And the world becomes a safer place, one boy at a time.

Isn't that technically both sexism against guys, and heterophobia on your part Charli? :eyebrow:

Edit-- Sorry Don.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:39 pm**

Sindrya wrote:This conversation becomes lewder every minute.

All cause I brought up that topic.

*sniffs* I'm so proud of myself.

*takes notes*

Stuff to avoid when approaching a girl:
Do not make eye contact.
Do not attempt to brush your hands against her.
Do not walk beside her. Pick up your speed. Better yet, RUN.
Do not attempt to snuggle when close.
Do not hold hands.
Seriously, just do nothing.
Better yet, just avoid girls at all.

*closes notebook*

Thanks Mira.

Wanna know the real kicker?

I'm a guy...

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:40 pm**

Shyluz wrote:
Charlia wrote:And the world becomes a safer place, one boy at a time.

Isn't that technically both sexism against guys, and heterophobia on your part Charli?

Edit-- Sorry Don.

GOD DAMN IT.

No problem Shy. You do you.

Soni- I'll check it out despite my lack of knowledge on it.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:41 pm**

Shyluz wrote:
Charlia wrote:And the world becomes a safer place, one boy at a time.

Isn't that technically both sexism against guys, and heterophobia on your part Charli?

Edit-- Sorry Don.

...Possibly, I suppose?

I'm just promoting asexuality and total abstinence. (If you really have to have kids, IVF.)

As it is though, we don't have a list that says 'Just avoid boys at all'.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:42 pm**

Charlia wrote:
Shyluz wrote:
Isn't that technically both sexism against guys, and heterophobia on your part Charli?

Edit-- Sorry Don.
...Possibly, I suppose?

I'm just promoting asexuality and total abstinence. (If you really have to have kids, IVF.)

As it is though, we don't have a list that says 'Just avoid boys at all'.

Charli, I have two rules-- a.) Never, ever enforce your beliefs on other people, which you just did. b.) Don't be a dick. Which you have yet to break. Count this as Strike One.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:43 pm**

Charlia wrote:
Shyluz wrote:
Isn't that technically both sexism against guys, and heterophobia on your part Charli?

Edit-- Sorry Don.
...Possibly, I suppose?

I'm just promoting asexuality and total abstinence. (If you really have to have kids, IVF.)

As it is though, we don't have a list that says 'Just avoid boys at all'.

Charlia, you're a good writer with tons of potential and I had a wonderful time in EHEG with you. But that is some of the worst stuff I've ever heard you say.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:44 pm**

Mirakai wrote:
Sindrya wrote:This conversation becomes lewder every minute.

All cause I brought up that topic.

*sniffs* I'm so proud of myself.

*takes notes*

Stuff to avoid when approaching a girl:
Do not make eye contact.
Do not attempt to brush your hands against her.
Do not walk beside her. Pick up your speed. Better yet, RUN.
Do not attempt to snuggle when close.
Do not hold hands.
Seriously, just do nothing.
Better yet, just avoid girls at all.

*closes notebook*

Thanks Mira.

Wanna know the real kicker?

I'm a guy...

There are so many traps on NS, I'm just gonna give up now...

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:45 pm**

Empire of Donner land wrote:
Charlia wrote:...Possibly, I suppose?

I'm just promoting asexuality and total abstinence. (If you really have to have kids, IVF.)

As it is though, we don't have a list that says 'Just avoid boys at all'.

Charlia, you're a good writer with tons of potential and I had a wonderful time in EHEG with you. But that is some of the worst stuff I've ever heard you say.

Shyluz wrote:
Charlia wrote:...Possibly, I suppose?

I'm just promoting asexuality and total abstinence. (If you really have to have kids, IVF.)

As it is though, we don't have a list that says 'Just avoid boys at all'.

Charli, I have two rules-- a.) Never, ever enforce your beliefs on other people, which you just did. b.) Don't be a dick. Which you have yet to break. Count this as Strike One.

Note to self: Do not jest when you're tired, it comes out badly and people take you seriously. Or maybe just don't joke at all...

Apologies. It was intended as humor to defuse a tense situation(that I admittedly walked blindly into) but clearly it did not sound like that. I really must work on my tone. Because half the time when I'm serious people think I'm joking and when I'm joking they take me seriously. Not blaming others; it's entirely me... Me trying to fit in and failing miserably, because I'm square and the hole is round. Actually I'm probably more... heptagonal. But that's beside the point.

So, clearly, I crossed a line here, and I apologize. It was not my intention, merely a failed attempt at the sort of banter you all toss around with such ease.

Again, I apologize.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:45 pm**

Luminesa wrote:
Mirakai wrote:Wanna know the real kicker?

I'm a guy...

(Image)

There are so many traps on NS, I'm just gonna give up now...

What If I told you I was actually a Girl?

Way to pull a Altito, Charlia.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:46 pm**

I just have to make an OOC and find a kickass picture for the RP, which'll probably be up on Monday.

Going to need a Co-Op with vast knowledge on military tech, mostly planes due to my low knowledge on the subject.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:47 pm**

Empire of Donner land wrote:
Luminesa wrote:

There are so many traps on NS, I'm just gonna give up now...

What If I told you I was actually a Girl?

Wouldn't be surprised.

What if I told you I was a digital entity, and had no corporeal form?

@Soni --

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:47 pm**

I should go in here, but I will let the mob take care of it.

Empire of Donner land wrote:
Luminesa wrote:

There are so many traps on NS, I'm just gonna give up now...

What If I told you I was actually a Girl?

a gril? i knew it

Charlia wrote:
Empire of Donner land wrote:Charlia, you're a good writer with tons of potential and I had a wonderful time in EHEG with you. But that is some of the worst stuff I've ever heard you say.

Shyluz wrote:
Charli, I have two rules-- a.) Never, ever enforce your beliefs on other people, which you just did. b.) Don't be a dick. Which you have yet to break. Count this as Strike One.
Note to self: Do not jest when you're tired, it comes out badly and people take you seriously.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:50 pm**

Sonitusia wrote:I just have to make an OOC and find a kickass picture for the RP, which'll probably be up on Monday.

Going to need a Co-Op with vast knowledge on military tech, mostly planes due to my low knowledge on the subject.

Ide gadly volunteer for that if you'll take me.

New Neros wrote:I should go in here, but I will let the mob take care of it.

Empire of Donner land wrote:What If I told you I was actually a Girl?

a gril? i knew it

I didnt.

Shyluz wrote:
Empire of Donner land wrote:What If I told you I was actually a Girl?

Wouldn't be surprised.

What if I told you I was a digital entity, and had no corporeal form?

@Soni --

You've already told us about that. Not surprised either.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:50 pm**

In today's DnD session:

I failed all my persuasion and deception checks, despite having expertise. So now I'm in the middle of a 30 man mercenary camp who seem to now disbelieve my almost flawless disguise. Only option is to pull some shit out my ass, or offer my surrender in hopes the mercenary leader will accept it. Fucking dice man.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:50 pm**

Shyluz wrote:
Empire of Donner land wrote:What If I told you I was actually a Girl?

Wouldn't be surprised.

What if I told you I was a digital entity, and had no corporeal form?

@Soni --

I knew I could count on you, brother~

@Donner
What qualifications do you have in knowledge of military stuffs?

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:54 pm**

Imperial--japan wrote:In today's DnD session:

I failed all my persuasion and deception checks, despite having expertise. So now I'm in the middle of a 30 man mercenary camp who seem to now disbelieve my almost flawless disguise. Only option is to pull some shit out my ass, or offer my surrender in hopes the mercenary leader will accept it. Fucking dice man.

Dice giveth, and Dice taketh.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:55 pm**

Mirakai wrote:
Sindrya wrote:This conversation becomes lewder every minute.

All cause I brought up that topic.

*sniffs* I'm so proud of myself.

*takes notes*

Stuff to avoid when approaching a girl:
Do not make eye contact.
Do not attempt to brush your hands against her.
Do not walk beside her. Pick up your speed. Better yet, RUN.
Do not attempt to snuggle when close.
Do not hold hands.
Seriously, just do nothing.
Better yet, just avoid girls at all.

*closes notebook*

Thanks Mira.

Wanna know the real kicker?

I'm a guy...

Well that explains how you're the Grand Master of Lewd Order.

Soni: I'd join in your RP if it's tanks. I'll be taking my Hetzer.

Posted: **Fri Jan 29, 2016 9:58 pm**

Sonitusia wrote:
Shyluz wrote:
Wouldn't be surprised.

What if I told you I was a digital entity, and had no corporeal form?

@Soni --

I knew I could count on you, brother~

@Donner
What qualifications do you have in knowledge of military stuffs?

When it comes to WW2 Aircraft I know quite a bit in terms of Armament and capabilites. I especially know quite a bit about early WW2 Jet fighters and a number of Experimental German Vehicles. As for Tanks I know enough to explain how Armor Penetration and damage is done aswell as the Armament and Armour of most popular tanks, Pzkpw V Panther, M4 Sherman, etc. I'm also knowledgeable of most Rifles and guns used in WW2.

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