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Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:04 am**

Craig Ferguson swimming with sharks is brilliant.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:09 am**

Constaniana wrote:Craig Ferguson swimming with sharks is brilliant.

"You do know some of these sharks aren't Methodists? I mean, some might be, but some might be Catholics."

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:11 am**

Constaniana wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Craig Ferguson swimming with sharks is brilliant.

"You do know some of these sharks aren't Methodists? I mean, some might be, but some might be Catholics."

"I have to get out of this. I like my legs. I'm a dancer."

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 1:52 pm**

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:49 pm**

Nude East Ireland wrote:
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I sense an unhealthy Shrek obsession emerging within you.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:51 pm**

Constaniana wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:
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I sense an unhealthy Shrek obsession emerging within you.

Leave him alone.

He's a believer.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 2:52 pm**

Constaniana wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:
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I sense an unhealthy Shrek obsession emerging within you.

The first two movies are good and quite funny. "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" is utterly hilarious.

That's as far as my "obsession" goes.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:04 pm**

Savoy went to war against Switzerland, hoping to conquer one of their territories; I immediately sprang on the opportunity to take Piedmont, a necessary component of the Kingdom of God. However, I had no casus belli against Savoy, so I instead attacked their best pals in Hungary, who held the already-claimed Kingdom of God territory of Istria. I hoped to draw the Savoyard bastards out of their hole and vassalize them.

It worked fucking magnificently.

See, first I discovered taking Istria and vassalizing Savoy both would cost me exactly 100 warscore. So, I invaded Savoy, only to find three of their four territories besieged. I took Piedmont, then went through the hell of climbing across Hungary for two years, slowly consuming their fucking massive nation to build the necessary warscore.

Then France allied with Switzerland and came to their aide against Savoy. The war ended fucking quickly and left Savoy much, much smaller. And, suddenly, I could vassalize them. With that, I beat the French bastards out for the #1 spot, making one rival my bitch and so far surpassing Hungary that their animosity towards me has become irrelevant.

I destroyed two of my rivals in one swoop; only Tuscany remains, and they only hold province.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:09 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Savoy went to war against Switzerland, hoping to conquer one of their territories; I immediately sprang on the opportunity to take Piedmont, a necessary component of the Kingdom of God. However, I had no casus belli against Savoy, so I instead attacked their best pals in Hungary, who held the already-claimed Kingdom of God territory of Istria. I hoped to draw the Savoyard bastards out of their hole and vassalize them.

It worked fucking magnificently.

See, first I discovered taking Istria and vassalizing Savoy both would cost me exactly 100 warscore. So, I invaded Savoy, only to find three of their four territories besieged. I took Piedmont, then went through the hell of climbing across Hungary for two years, slowly consuming their fucking massive nation to build the necessary warscore.

Then France allied with Switzerland and came to their aide against Savoy. The war ended fucking quickly and left Savoy much, much smaller. And, suddenly, I could vassalize them. With that, I beat the French bastards out for the #1 spot, making one rival my bitch and so far surpassing Hungary that their animosity towards me has become irrelevant.

I destroyed two of my rivals in one swoop; only Tuscany remains, and they only hold province.

In other words, a string of militant Popes have turned the Catholic Church into a corrupt, theocratic military state and have decided to unite Christendom by using the forces of God to crush all who oppose them.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:14 pm**

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Savoy went to war against Switzerland, hoping to conquer one of their territories; I immediately sprang on the opportunity to take Piedmont, a necessary component of the Kingdom of God. However, I had no casus belli against Savoy, so I instead attacked their best pals in Hungary, who held the already-claimed Kingdom of God territory of Istria. I hoped to draw the Savoyard bastards out of their hole and vassalize them.

It worked fucking magnificently.

See, first I discovered taking Istria and vassalizing Savoy both would cost me exactly 100 warscore. So, I invaded Savoy, only to find three of their four territories besieged. I took Piedmont, then went through the hell of climbing across Hungary for two years, slowly consuming their fucking massive nation to build the necessary warscore.

Then France allied with Switzerland and came to their aide against Savoy. The war ended fucking quickly and left Savoy much, much smaller. And, suddenly, I could vassalize them. With that, I beat the French bastards out for the #1 spot, making one rival my bitch and so far surpassing Hungary that their animosity towards me has become irrelevant.

I destroyed two of my rivals in one swoop; only Tuscany remains, and they only hold province.

In other words, a string of militant Popes have turned the Catholic Church into a corrupt, theocratic military state and have decided to unite Christendom by using the forces of God to crush all who oppose them.

Hopefully this military theocracy will also involve cool aliens and nudity.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:22 pm**

Astrolinium wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:In other words, a string of militant Popes have turned the Catholic Church into a corrupt, theocratic military state and have decided to unite Christendom by using the forces of God to crush all who oppose them.

Hopefully this military theocracy will also involve cool aliens and nudity.

The main teaching of the Papal States is the Seward Principle (s=n*p^a+m).

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:26 pm**

Nude East Ireland wrote:
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:27 pm**

Agritum wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Not you too, dear.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:43 pm**

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Savoy went to war against Switzerland, hoping to conquer one of their territories; I immediately sprang on the opportunity to take Piedmont, a necessary component of the Kingdom of God. However, I had no casus belli against Savoy, so I instead attacked their best pals in Hungary, who held the already-claimed Kingdom of God territory of Istria. I hoped to draw the Savoyard bastards out of their hole and vassalize them.

It worked fucking magnificently.

See, first I discovered taking Istria and vassalizing Savoy both would cost me exactly 100 warscore. So, I invaded Savoy, only to find three of their four territories besieged. I took Piedmont, then went through the hell of climbing across Hungary for two years, slowly consuming their fucking massive nation to build the necessary warscore.

Then France allied with Switzerland and came to their aide against Savoy. The war ended fucking quickly and left Savoy much, much smaller. And, suddenly, I could vassalize them. With that, I beat the French bastards out for the #1 spot, making one rival my bitch and so far surpassing Hungary that their animosity towards me has become irrelevant.

I destroyed two of my rivals in one swoop; only Tuscany remains, and they only hold province.

In other words, a string of militant Popes have turned the Catholic Church into a corrupt, theocratic military state and have decided to unite Christendom by using the forces of God to crush all who oppose them.

I thought the point in EU4 was alternate history?

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 3:45 pm**

Reverend Norv wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:In other words, a string of militant Popes have turned the Catholic Church into a corrupt, theocratic military state and have decided to unite Christendom by using the forces of God to crush all who oppose them.

I thought the point in EU4 was alternate history?

Get some holy water on that burn, Papists.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:15 pm**

Reverend Norv wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:In other words, a string of militant Popes have turned the Catholic Church into a corrupt, theocratic military state and have decided to unite Christendom by using the forces of God to crush all who oppose them.

I thought the point in EU4 was alternate history?

The real Pope never personally faced Henry VI (yes, that Henry VI) in the field of combat.

Believe me, I checked.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 4:34 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Reverend Norv wrote:
I thought the point in EU4 was alternate history?

The real Pope never personally faced Henry VI (yes, that Henry VI) in the field of combat.

Believe me, I checked.

The real Pope also never did a sick elbow-drop onto the Holy Roman Emperor as volcanoes sprouted from the Earth and God himself looked on and said, "Damn, that guy's a fucking badass."

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 5:46 pm**

Astrolinium wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Damien's Dragon Mind is either a wacky sitcom or a terrifying psychological thriller.

Or yes.

I want a sitcom that slowly turns into a terrifying psychological thriller and as each cast member is slowly killed off one by one, their spot in the theme song becomes replaced by silence, the footage suddenly in black and white for that portion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:11 pm**

Groot needs to be Elfen High's English teacher.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:12 pm**

Constaniana wrote:Groot needs to be Elfen High's English teacher.

I don't care about Night.

I don't care about Nat.

Because I know in my heart of hearts that this thing is truth.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:13 pm**

Oh, I forgot to mention this.

I'll be in Cape Cod from this Thursday to next Monday. What is a "Cape Cod"? Well, it's that part of Massachusetts that sticks out like a tail.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:21 pm**

Astrolinium wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Groot needs to be Elfen High's English teacher.

I don't care about Night.

I don't care about Nat.

Because I know in my heart of hearts that this thing is truth.

He's also the dance instructor.

Nude East Ireland wrote:Oh, I forgot to mention this.

I'll be in Cape Cod from this Thursday to next Monday. What is a "Cape Cod"? Well, it's that part of Massachusetts that sticks out like a tail.

It's also a house.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:23 pm**

Constaniana wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Oh, I forgot to mention this.

I'll be in Cape Cod from this Thursday to next Monday. What is a "Cape Cod"? Well, it's that part of Massachusetts that sticks out like a tail.

It's also a house.

And a cocktail made from vodka and cranberry juice.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:25 pm**

Constaniana wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
I don't care about Night.

I don't care about Nat.

Because I know in my heart of hearts that this thing is truth.

He's also the dance instructor.

No, no, that's Gamora.

Drax teaches a class on literature.

Peter Quill teaches music history (much to the annoyance of Eric, who hates any music teachers that aren't him).

Rocket teaches science.

Yondu teaches a home ec class.

Posted: **Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:31 pm**

Game over, bitches. You're all Papists now.

Nude East Ireland wrote:Oh, I forgot to mention this.

I'll be in Cape Cod from this Thursday to next Monday. What is a "Cape Cod"? Well, it's that part of Massachusetts that sticks out like a tail.

It is named after the cod species of fish, which first colonized the local area in 1585 and after the Ape War for Indepdence were the only food that could legally be consumed in the state of Massachusetts between the years of 1660 and 1894.

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