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What is my current level of sanity?

You should be locked up.
9
15%
How did you escape the asylum?
14
24%
Why are you doing this to us?
8
14%
God save us everyone.
28
47%
 
Total votes : 59

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Astrolinium
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Postby Astrolinium » Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:35 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Game over, bitches. You're all Papists now.

Nude East Ireland wrote:Oh, I forgot to mention this.

I'll be in Cape Cod from this Thursday to next Monday. What is a "Cape Cod"? Well, it's that part of Massachusetts that sticks out like a tail.

It is named after the cod species of fish, which first colonized the local area in 1585 and after the Ape War for Indepdence were the only food that could legally be consumed in the state of Massachusetts between the years of 1660 and 1894.


False. Game not over. It is only 4th May 1561.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:36 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Game over, bitches. You're all Papists now.


It is named after the cod species of fish, which first colonized the local area in 1585 and after the Ape War for Indepdence were the only food that could legally be consumed in the state of Massachusetts between the years of 1660 and 1894.


False. Game not over. It is only 4th May 1561.

I am aware.

By Christ himself, I swear to you - France will not stand.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:37 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
False. Game not over. It is only 4th May 1561.

I am aware.

By Christ himself, I swear to you - France will not stand.

Conquer the Holy Land.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:39 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I am aware.

By Christ himself, I swear to you - France will not stand.

Conquer the Holy Land.

Kevin, you are many things, and one of them is a genius.

I mean, either the Ottomans or the Mamluks hold it. That's just not right, is it?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:41 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Constaniana wrote:He's also the dance instructor.


No, no, that's Gamora.

Drax teaches a class on literature.

Peter Quill teaches music history (much to the annoyance of Eric, who hates any music teachers that aren't him).

Rocket teaches science.

Yondu teaches a home ec class.

Also, the policeman who received the dick message is one of the guidance counselors.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:43 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
No, no, that's Gamora.

Drax teaches a class on literature.

Peter Quill teaches music history (much to the annoyance of Eric, who hates any music teachers that aren't him).

Rocket teaches science.

Yondu teaches a home ec class.

Also, the policeman who received the dick message is one of the guidance counselors.

I've seen the movie, so I get what you're trying to say here.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:47 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Conquer the Holy Land.

Kevin, you are many things, and one of them is a genius.

I mean, either the Ottomans or the Mamluks hold it. That's just not right, is it?

What does this make me? Vice-Pope?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:48 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Kevin, you are many things, and one of them is a genius.

I mean, either the Ottomans or the Mamluks hold it. That's just not right, is it?

What does this make me? Vice-Pope?

Eternal Cardinal, Keeper of the Communion Booze.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:50 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Also, the policeman who received the dick message is one of the guidance counselors.

I've seen the movie, so I get what you're trying to say here.

Good, good.
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Tue Aug 12, 2014 7:52 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:What does this make me? Vice-Pope?

Eternal Cardinal, Keeper of the Communion Booze.

When you're away conquering lands, I'm in Rome letting bears and shit loose in the Curia's meeting chamber.

I do this normally, but this time I get to sit in the Pope Throne and not my slightly smaller throne.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:04 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Groot needs to be Elfen High's English teacher.


I don't care about Night.

I don't care about Nat.

Because I know in my heart of hearts that this thing is truth.

I'm going to watch the movie at 1:30.
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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:07 pm

How was the movie, by the way?
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Constaniana
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Postby Constaniana » Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:21 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:How was the movie, by the way?

Great. Good action scenes, and the comedy was pretty funny.
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:42 pm

http://www.cracked.com/article_21377_8- ... xpect.html

#6. Comedian and Political Satirist Jon Stewart Represented the U.S. in Brazil ... Playing Soccer


Bullshit.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:47 pm

Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Zarkenis Ultima
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:50 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10378124_709547402456653_221884353994224588_n.jpg

Sam can scare even Martin.


Martin's face in that image is wonderful.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:53 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10378124_709547402456653_221884353994224588_n.jpg

Sam can scare even Martin.


Martin's face in that image is wonderful.

Making that the first and only time a human being has had a positive reaction to George RR Martin.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:03 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Martin's face in that image is wonderful.

Making that the first and only time a human being has had a positive reaction to George RR Martin.

I'd say his parents, but Martin has no parents.

He was born from Leviathan's corpse at the heat death of the universe, and travelled back to this time.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
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P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:05 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Making that the first and only time a human being has had a positive reaction to George RR Martin.

I'd say his parents, but Martin has no parents.

He was born from Leviathan's corpse at the heat death of the universe, and travelled back to this time.

George is married.

She should hire a food taster and make sure she's not heir to anything of note.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Zarkenis Ultima
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:06 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Making that the first and only time a human being has had a positive reaction to George RR Martin.

I'd say his parents, but Martin has no parents.

He was born from Leviathan's corpse at the heat death of the universe, and travelled back to this time.


After bribing His Blackness with a can of tuna in order to use the time machine.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:07 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'd say his parents, but Martin has no parents.

He was born from Leviathan's corpse at the heat death of the universe, and travelled back to this time.


After bribing His Blackness with a can of tuna in order to use the time machine.

Zark's cat is the 19th Doctor, confirmed.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:08 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
After bribing His Blackness with a can of tuna in order to use the time machine.

Zark's cat is the 19th Doctor, confirmed.

He's born in an hour-long special consisting entirely of Steven and Mark sacrificing past Doctors to bring him into the world.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:08 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'd say his parents, but Martin has no parents.

He was born from Leviathan's corpse at the heat death of the universe, and travelled back to this time.

George is married.

She should hire a food taster and make sure she's not heir to anything of note.

http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Donella_Hornwood

It was adapted out for the show. For some reason.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Zarkenis Ultima
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Postby Zarkenis Ultima » Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:09 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Zark's cat is the 19th Doctor, confirmed.

He's born in an hour-long special consisting entirely of Steven and Mark sacrificing past Doctors to bring him into the world.


He emerges from the cesspool of death and suffering demanding tuna and asking where the useful half-naked Mexican is.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:11 pm

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:He's born in an hour-long special consisting entirely of Steven and Mark sacrificing past Doctors to bring him into the world.


He emerges from the cesspool of death and suffering demanding tuna and asking where the useful half-naked Mexican is.

All the while, Louis CK hides while whistling.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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