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Postby Cylarn » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:54 pm

Welcome to the city of Wilmington, North Carolina. As one of the only coastal ports in North Carolina, Wilmington brings in a large amount of revenue from the shipping industry, as well as from tourism. With at least 3 beaches just across the bridge from Wilmington and a rich history, it is a major destination for tourists and historians, whether they come to relax on the warm sands of Wrightsville Beach or marvel at the old remains of Fort Fisher. Well, in this RP, we won't be focusing much on the city of Wilmington, as much as on the comical adventure that is about to take place.

You are a resident of Wilmington, but you are also a slacker. While you may or may not have a job, you spend most of your time either sleeping, partying, working, smoking, or hanging out with your Masters-level swimming club that always seems to lose every meet to bigger, more effective club teams. In many ways, you can relate to the Dude, the iconic character from "The Big Lebowski", but what comes next will cause your whole world to be flipped upside down.

It is the start of yet another losing season for the Blockade Runners, which is your team. Whether it's a team-wide hangover, people not showing up to meets, team politics, or people getting kidnapped, the Blockade Runners can never seem to win a single meet. Does this bother you and your team mates?

You decide.
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Postby Cylarn » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:55 pm

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1. My word is law.
2. My Co-OPs are an extension of myself, so their words are law as well, unless I get the jump on them.
3. This is a comedy RP, so feel free to make zany and goofy characters in order to keep the RP entertaining.
4. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll will be rampant in this RP, so I highly suggest that anyone under the age of 14 stay away from this RP. However, in order to stay in line with decency, all sexual acts will be RPed through TGs, or simply blackscreened.
5. There is no Rule 5.
6. No godmodding, metagaming, powerplaying, etc.
7. The title "Masters" refers to swim teams that cater to swimmers ages 18 and above. You don't need to be a star swimmer on this team.


The events are listed in the order that they will appear in at the swim meet.

Friday
400 yd Freestyle Relay (4-person relay team)
200 yd Individual Medley (All strokes: BF, BA, BS, FS)
50 yd Freestyle
400 yd Individual Medley (BF, BA, BS, FS)
1650 yd Freestyle

Saturday
200 yd Medley Relay (BA, BS, BF, FS)
200 yd Backstroke
200 yd Breaststroke
200 yd Butterfly
200 yd Freestyle
400 yd Medley Relay (BA, BS, BF, FS)

Sunday
200 yd Freestyle Relay
100 yd Backstroke
100 yd Breaststroke
100 yd Butterfly
100 yd Freestyle
800 yd Freestyle Relay


If you need any help on swimming terminology or anything involving swimming, I'm here to help. I swam competitively for a consecutive 14 years, in various summer-league USA Swimming club teams, year-round USA Swimming and YMCA Aquatics teams, for my high school team, and I swam for a Division III college swim team (Nothing to brag about though). I also coach a summer-league swim team back in North Carolina and I'm here to help in any way that I can.
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Postby Cylarn » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:56 pm

Character Information

Name:
Nickname:
Age:
Gender:
Appearance:
Personality:
Family (Husbands/Wives/Boyfriends/Girlfriends, Sons/Daughters/Illegitimate Children):
Sexuality:
Vices:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Fears:
Hobbies:
Birthplace:
Nationality:
Occupation (If any):
Education:
Favorite Stroke (Butterfly, Backstroke, Breaststroke, Freestyle):
Favorite Events (Pick 4 individual events and 2 relays):
Anything Else:


Name: Lewis Helms.
Nickname: Coach, or Colonel.
Age: 38.
Gender: Male.
Appearance: Lewis and Closeup.
Personality: He's a friendly guy who loves and supports his team. He's a chill guy and enjoys relaxing, which is a split from his military background. At times, he can become a prick, but only when he, his family, his friends, or his team are targeted. He suffers from Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrome, as a result of his combat service in the military. He is also a rather cunning, smooth, and calm individual, as he is able to keep himself from losing all of his jobs, despite his coaching record and vices.
Family (Husbands/Wives/Boyfriends/Girlfriends, Sons/Daughters/Illegitimate Children): Andrea Helms (Wife; Divorced), Sam Helms (Son), Lana Helms (Daughter), Jorge Lopez (Illegitimate Son), Salma Lopez (Ex-girlfriend and mother of illegitimate son).
Sexuality: Heterosexual, though occasionally whenever he is under the influence of heavy narcotics, he has been known to follow an "any hole's a goal" policy.
Vices: Helms is an alcoholic and a heavy smoker. He is also a heavy consumer of cannabis and cannabis products, as well as psychedelic mushrooms, LSD, and other drugs. He also indulges in women with questionable morals on a daily basis.
Likes: Guns, America, his kids, hookers, alcohol, women, psychedelics, his military service, swimming, cannabis.
Dislikes: Most obligations, allegations that he has an illegitimate son, people who criticize swimming, professional wrestlers, YMCA swim teams, FINA, assholes, child support.
Fears: Spiders, being buried alive, being out of weed, getting arrested, losing his team.
Hobbies: Coaching, swimming, smoking weed, doing Army Reserve work, sleeping, fishing, hunting, arguing with his bosses, drinking, having sex, sitting on his couch.
Birthplace: Lexington, North Carolina.
Nationality: American.
Occupation (If any): Lieutenant Colonel, US Army Reserves (Judge Advocate General); Lawyer; Head Coach/Athlete of the Wrightsville Beach Aquatics Club ("Blockade Runners").
Education: Bachelor's Degree in International Studies from Norwich University; Law Degree from Columbia University.
Favorite Stroke (Butterfly, Backstroke, Breaststroke, Freestyle): Breaststroke.
Favorite Events: 400 yd Medley, 1650 yd Freestyle, 800 yd Freestyle Relay, 200 yd Breaststroke, 100 yd Breaststroke, 200 yd Breaststroke.
Anything Else: Lewis was an active-duty Infantry officer for 13 years, before getting his law degree and transitioning over to the Army Reserves to serve as a JAG, where he specializes in defending soldiers who are facing a Court-martial. In Wilmington, he usually represents clients in Small-Claims Court, or Civil Court. Despite being a pothead, lawyer, AND an Army officer, he manages to keep himself under the radar by detoxing in order to get the weed out of his system. He has been the Head Coach of the Blockade Runners for 4 years now, and he continues to swim for the team. Despite not being in the best of shape, he still manages to swim at a rather fast pace, but he doesn't work the team too hard during their 2-hour practices.
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Postby Hornesia » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:16 pm

Tag, mind if I bring my old character back?
Hobbies:Civil war reenacting, Filmmaking doing stupid things with cars
Music: Hardcore Punk/Metalcore/Post-Hardcore/Screamo/Whatever they're calling loud music with screaming these days
Bands I'm into: Silverstein, Defeater, The Ghost Inside, Expire, Ice Nine Kills, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Amidst The Grave's Demons
Movies/TV: The Dirties, End of Watch, Sicario, Frozen, True Detective, The Fall, Happy Valley
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Postby Mincaldenteans » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:21 pm

Same question as Hornesia.

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Postby Das Metro » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:26 pm

Hope you're taking apps right now! This looks wonderful.

Name: Fritz Albrecht
Nickname: 'Sauerkraut'
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Appearance: Fritz is a man of medium size, but very skinny. This may however, be due to rampant drug use which he has supposedly recovered from. His hair is cut short at the sides and long at the top, dyed a snowy blonde. When he's not swimming, he'll be wearing a various band t-shirt, with jeans that have gaping holes in the knees because 'zat american Kirk Cobaine looked vay cool vhen he did it!'. Fritz has no facial hair, and usually puts in blue colored contacts.
Personality: Fritz is an eccentric man that believes himself to be incredibly intelligent. In reality, he can be incredibly ditzy at times, not even having a High School diploma. Given this belief and firm confidence in his mental prowess, he can be very conceited and vane at times. This behavior also extends to his looks when wearing his blue color contacts, he will claim that 'he was what Hitler had in mind'. However he claims that he detests the Nazi philosophy.
Family: Scattered cousins in Austria and Germany.
Sexuality: Bisexual
Vices: Women and men of ill repute, BDSM, any alcohol, methanphetamines, most psychedelics, magazines of questionable content, items of promiscuous purpose.
Likes: Men and women, his metal band 'Tranzfer', booze, sleazy individuals, music, dubstep, ponies
Dislikes: People claiming he's a Nazi, people claiming he's a brony, rap music, country music, school, math, reading, anything that requires logic.
Fears: Clowns, roller coasters, getting a cold sore, the dark, computers, teachers, anything mildly resembling a snake, sharks.
Hobbies: Begging for money on streets, playing in metal band, swimming (obviously).
Birthplace: Munich, Germany
Nationality: German
Occupation: 'World famous' guitarist (no real job)
Education: None
Favorite Stroke: Butterfly
Favorite Events: WIP
Anything Else: 'Sauerkraut' may or may not be a closet brony... probably.
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Postby Cylarn » Sat Mar 01, 2014 7:30 pm

Hornesia wrote:Tag, mind if I bring my old character back?


Yes? I brought back my old character.

Das Metro wrote:Hope you're taking apps right now! This looks wonderful.

Name: Fritz Albrecht
Nickname: 'Sauerkraut'
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Appearance: Fritz is a man of medium size, but very skinny. This may however, be due to rampant drug use which he has supposedly recovered from. His hair is cut short at the sides and long at the top, dyed a snowy blonde. When he's not swimming, he'll be wearing a various band t-shirt, with jeans that have gaping holes in the knees because 'zat american Kirk Cobaine looked vay cool vhen he did it!'. Fritz has no facial hair, and usually puts in blue colored contacts.
Personality: Fritz is an eccentric man that believes himself to be incredibly intelligent. In reality, he can be incredibly ditzy at times, not even having a High School diploma. Given this belief and firm confidence in his mental prowess, he can be very conceited and vane at times. This behavior also extends to his looks when wearing his blue color contacts, he will claim that 'he was what Hitler had in mind'. However he claims that he detests the Nazi philosophy.
Family: Scattered cousins in Austria and Germany.
Sexuality: Bisexual
Vices: Women and men of ill repute, BDSM, any alcohol, methanphetamines, most psychedelics, magazines of questionable content, items of promiscuous purpose.
Likes: Men and women, his metal band 'Tranzfer', booze, sleazy individuals, music, dubstep, ponies
Dislikes: People claiming he's a Nazi, people claiming he's a brony, rap music, country music, school, math, reading, anything that requires logic.
Fears: Clowns, roller coasters, getting a cold sore, the dark, computers, teachers, anything mildly resembling a snake, sharks.
Hobbies: Begging for money on streets, playing in metal band, swimming (obviously).
Birthplace: Munich, Germany
Nationality: German
Occupation: 'World famous' guitarist (no real job)
Education: None
Favorite Stroke: Butterfly
Favorite Events: WIP
Anything Else: 'Sauerkraut' may or may not be a closet brony... probably.


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Postby Hornesia » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:04 pm

Name: Jonathan Gregory
Nickname: Jack
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Appearance:
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Personality: Extremely socially awkward, is informally diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome, a fact that he kept hidden from his employers.
Family (Husbands/Wives/Boyfriends/Girlfriends, Sons/Daughters/Illegitimate Children): N/A
Sexuality: Is straight, but a lot of people assume he's gay. He's also secretly a virgin.
Vices: None really, as he needs to keep background/ drug checks clear to maintain his job.
Likes: Books, the internet, swimming, his gun, Nu Metal, Alternative Rock
Dislikes: Hippies, the air force, blue falcons, Rap, Pop, rapists
Fears: Anime and being separated from the internet for prolonged periods of time.
Hobbies: Swimming, video gaming, and target shooting
Birthplace: Atlanta
Nationality: American
Occupation (If any): Wrightsville Beach Police Department officer, as well as US Army reserve 1st Lieutenant
Education: Bachelor degree in criminology from the University of Georgia, 4 years of ROTC.
Favorite Stroke (Butterfly, Backstroke, Breaststroke, Freestyle): Freestyle
Favorite Events (Pick 4 individual events and 2 relays): 400 yd Freestyle Relay, 50 yd Freestyle, 200 yd Medley Relay, 200 yd Freestyle, 100 yd Backstroke , and 100 yd Breaststroke
Anything Else: Is largely considered to be the worst officer in the Wrightsville Beach Police department, the only reason he hasn't been fired is because they'd be extremely short staffed if they did. He mostly ignores any illegal activity by team members while he isn't on duty, and he carries his service Glock 22 on him whenever it's legal/ practical.
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Postby Mincaldenteans » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:06 pm

Name: Karen Walker
Nickname: Anatasia Beaverhousen
Age: Its presumed late 30s
Gender: Female.
Appearance:
KarenImage

Personality: Irreverent, fickle, can be caring but hides it under a thick layer of snobbery.
Family: She prefers to say only Stanly, but she supposes his kids are hers also.
Sexuality: Equal opportunity.
Vices: Don't get her started
Likes: Anything that doesn't maker her sober.
Dislikes: Anything that DOES maker her sober.
Fears: She keeps this a secret
Hobbies: See above.
Birthplace: New York
Nationality: American
Occupation (If any): Full time socialite.
Education: Anything money can buy.
Favorite Stroke (Butterfly, Backstroke, Breaststroke, Freestyle): Don't ask her, she's out there to support her stepson because her husband bid her to do so.
Favorite Events (Pick 4 individual events and 2 relays): Anything that includes uppers, downers and anything in between.
Anything Else: Karen Walker, a wealthy socialite married to a millionaire executive – Stanly Walker. Her trusted (if abused) maid Rosario always by her side. Karen is a flippant, egotistical, quirky, shallow, rude, abrasive, patronizing, and a rampant alcohol and ‘recreational’ drug addict who spends her husband’s money freely without any repercussions. She is known to hold lavish parties and premiere herself as the top of the upper social strata. Despite her abhorrent personality, Karen is known to care for those that matter to her despite showing little interests in their lives. Just don't point it out to her, she'll likely to insult you for it. She has joined the team out of Stanly's demand she take an active "interest" in her stepson's activities to instill a family bond. Karen has no idea what Stanly is talking about, but has decided to do so, if only to shut her husband up. She's the team groupie, if you will, but don't expect her to flip some tricks, at least not without an incentive.


Name: Mason Walker
Nickname: None that he's aware of
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Appearance:
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Personality: Quiet, shy, fickle, an awkward person that doesn't really know how to socialize
Family: Stanley Walker (Father), Karen Walker (Step-monster), Rosario (Maid/Aunt/Caretaker)
Sexuality: Bi... he thinks.
Vices: Dark chocolate and almond tea, vodka & ginger ale (no thanks to Karen)
Likes: Anything that doesn't involve Karen
Dislikes: Anything that does.
Fears: Small spaces
Hobbies: Art, movies, reading, working out to relieve stress, cars
Birthplace: New York
Nationality: American
Occupation: None
Education: High School Grad
Favorite Stroke: Buttefly and Freestyle
Favorite Events: None in particular


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Postby Cylarn » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:13 pm

All are approved.
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Postby Whittington » Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:26 pm

Name: Daxton Brandenburg
Nickname: Abercrombie
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Appearance:
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Personality: Daxton is a rather sweet boy, ambitious, he's the "Golden Boy". However the nicest people can be the scariest ass-holes.
Family (Husbands/Wives/Boyfriends/Girlfriends, Sons/Daughters/Illegitimate Children): His parents, Harold and Veronica. He is a only child.
Sexuality: Homosexual.
Vices: Racking up charges on his credit card, swearing like a sailor.
Likes: Country music, Reese's, boat shoes,video games, his BMW M3 convertible, men , napping, reading, shopping, football, 4 wheeling.
Dislikes: Rap music, blue cheese, spiders, Libertards, Obama, homophones, math, infidelity, hipsters.
Fears: Spiders, the dark.
Hobbies: Swimming, football, 4 wheeling, reading, drawing, singing, playing his guitar.
Birthplace: Charleston, North Carolina.
Nationality: American
Occupation (If any): Sales Associate at Abercrombie and Fitch
Education: High School Dipolma
Favorite Stroke (Butterfly, Backstroke, Breaststroke, Freestyle): Freestyle
Favorite Events (Pick 4 individual events and 2 relays): 200 yd Freestyle Relay, 50 yd Freestyle, 100 yd Backstroke, 400 yd Medley Relay. 400 yd Freestyle, 100 yd Butterfly
Anything Else: Daxton is rather reserved when it comes to his sexuality. His team mates know he's gay, but he doesn't flaunt it. If you want someone to go 4 wheeling with he's your guy, however if you need help with an outfit, he's your gay. He likes watching Glee as much as he likes watching football. He doesn't sleep around with randoms for he believes in monogamy and that everybody has someone just or them, a soul mate. Daxton takes pride in his BMW M3 Coupe, which he keeps in immaculate condition. He loves taking out his ATV after it has rained a bit, kicking up mud in every direction possible. He also knows his way around a guitar and loves to sing country music.
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Postby Joshulia » Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:29 pm

This sounds like it'll be a clusterfu*k of all the comedic relief characters from every movie ever...
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Postby Cylarn » Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:37 pm

Whittington wrote:Name: Daxton Brandenburg
Nickname: Abercrombie
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Appearance:
Personality: Daxton is a rather sweet boy, ambitious, he's the "Golden Boy". However the nicest people can be the scariest ass-holes.
Family (Husbands/Wives/Boyfriends/Girlfriends, Sons/Daughters/Illegitimate Children): His parents, Harold and Veronica. He is a only child.
Sexuality: Homosexual.
Vices: Racking up charges on his credit card, swearing like a sailor.
Likes: Country music, Reese's, boat shoes,video games, his BMW M3 convertible, men , napping, reading, shopping, football, 4 wheeling.
Dislikes: Rap music, blue cheese, spiders, Libertards, Obama, homophones, math, infidelity, hipsters.
Fears: Spiders, the dark.
Hobbies: Swimming, football, 4 wheeling, reading, drawing, singing, playing his guitar.
Birthplace: Charleston, North Carolina.
Nationality: American
Occupation (If any): Sales Associate at Abercrombie and Fitch
Education: High School Dipolma
Favorite Stroke (Butterfly, Backstroke, Breaststroke, Freestyle): Freestyle
Favorite Events (Pick 4 individual events and 2 relays): 200 yd Freestyle Relay, 50 yd Freestyle, 100 yd Backstroke, 400 yd Medley Relay. 400 yd Freestyle, 100 yd Butterfly
Anything Else: Daxton is rather reserved when it comes to his sexuality. His team mates know he's gay, but he doesn't flaunt it. If you want someone to go 4 wheeling with he's your guy, however if you need help with an outfit, he's your gay. He likes watching Glee as much as he likes watching football. He doesn't sleep around with randoms for he believes in monogamy and that everybody has someone just or them, a soul mate. Daxton takes pride in his BMW M3 Coupe, which he keeps in immaculate condition. He loves taking out his ATV after it has rained a bit, kicking up mud in every direction possible. He also knows his way around a guitar and loves to sing country music.


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Postby Hornesia » Sun Mar 02, 2014 8:40 am

Joshulia wrote:This sounds like it'll be a clusterfu*k of all the comedic relief characters from every movie ever...

Is that a bad thing? :p
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Movies/TV: The Dirties, End of Watch, Sicario, Frozen, True Detective, The Fall, Happy Valley
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Postby Cylarn » Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:30 am

Bump.
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Postby Jessjohnesik » Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:04 pm

This is a reboot? Can I bring back my char?
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Postby Joshulia » Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:11 pm

Hornesia wrote:
Joshulia wrote:This sounds like it'll be a clusterfu*k of all the comedic relief characters from every movie ever...

Is that a bad thing? :p

No not, necessarily. :p
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Postby Cylarn » Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:31 pm

Cylarn wrote:
Hornesia wrote:Tag, mind if I bring my old character back?


Yes? I brought back my old character.

Das Metro wrote:Hope you're taking apps right now! This looks wonderful.

Name: Fritz Albrecht
Nickname: 'Sauerkraut'
Age: 26
Gender: Male
Appearance: Fritz is a man of medium size, but very skinny. This may however, be due to rampant drug use which he has supposedly recovered from. His hair is cut short at the sides and long at the top, dyed a snowy blonde. When he's not swimming, he'll be wearing a various band t-shirt, with jeans that have gaping holes in the knees because 'zat american Kirk Cobaine looked vay cool vhen he did it!'. Fritz has no facial hair, and usually puts in blue colored contacts.
Personality: Fritz is an eccentric man that believes himself to be incredibly intelligent. In reality, he can be incredibly ditzy at times, not even having a High School diploma. Given this belief and firm confidence in his mental prowess, he can be very conceited and vane at times. This behavior also extends to his looks when wearing his blue color contacts, he will claim that 'he was what Hitler had in mind'. However he claims that he detests the Nazi philosophy.
Family: Scattered cousins in Austria and Germany.
Sexuality: Bisexual
Vices: Women and men of ill repute, BDSM, any alcohol, methanphetamines, most psychedelics, magazines of questionable content, items of promiscuous purpose.
Likes: Men and women, his metal band 'Tranzfer', booze, sleazy individuals, music, dubstep, ponies
Dislikes: People claiming he's a Nazi, people claiming he's a brony, rap music, country music, school, math, reading, anything that requires logic.
Fears: Clowns, roller coasters, getting a cold sore, the dark, computers, teachers, anything mildly resembling a snake, sharks.
Hobbies: Begging for money on streets, playing in metal band, swimming (obviously).
Birthplace: Munich, Germany
Nationality: German
Occupation: 'World famous' guitarist (no real job)
Education: None
Favorite Stroke: Butterfly
Favorite Events: WIP
Anything Else: 'Sauerkraut' may or may not be a closet brony... probably.


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Recipient of the Best Crime RP'er Award and the Best Crime RP Award for 2013 in P2TM. Recipient of the Best Crime RP'er Award of 2014 in P2TM.

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Cylarn
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Posts: 14966
Founded: Nov 25, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Cylarn » Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:15 pm

Bump.
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Sempans
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Posts: 1684
Founded: Jun 26, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Sempans » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:25 pm

BACK!!

Name: Xavien Sero
Nickname: Polar Bear
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Appearance:
Image

Personality: Xavien is a kindred spirit, happy go lucky, extremely happy fellow. He is one of those people who loves staring up at the night sky, run through the forest nude, and has a herb and spice garden. He is rather empathetic of others, and tends to be a bit too trusting, and pretty modest. He is all into free love and living life to the fullest, and he jumps right into it. His list of sexual escapades is a long one. He also is rather bright, and can talk with a rather large vocabulary at times, which has annoyed many people on occasion. He lets himself be nicknamed polar bear, as he likes bears, he likes the animal bear, he is cuddly, and loves cold water. He also tends to be very vain at times, working his body and keeping his work up for both his jobs, as well as the aesthetic pleasure. He can also be rather easily manipulated, as he itends to think all people are good, and has been the butt of many pranks(which he takes in good fun).
Family (Husbands/Wives/Boyfriends/Girlfriends, Sons/Daughters/Illegitimate Children): Well, he has donated his sperm to several sperm banks world wide...so.../also has a phone book with man names of many what some would call "booty callers"(Xavien would call them fuck buddies)
Sexuality: Homosexual
Vices: Kinky sex, sweets, Ecsatsy and poppers, indulges with many men, his looks
Likes: Sweets, guys, pop, k-pop and country music, fruits, his looks, spicy food, his dog Canus, the stars, sleeping in hammocks at night, snuggling/cuddling
Dislikes: Olives, religious bigots(he himself a naturist), slut shamers, little dogs, backpack leashes for children,
Fears: Religious institutions, being lost or left alone, therapists, snakes, being buried alive
Hobbies: having sex with guys, gardening, stargazing, swimming, streaking, reading, cycling (bike)
Birthplace: South Korea
Nationality: Korean American
Occupation (If any): Porn Actor/Male Stripper
Education: High school diploma
Favorite Stroke (Butterfly, Backstroke, Breaststroke, Freestyle): Butterfly
Favorite Events (Pick 4 individual events and 2 relays): 400yd Medley Relay; 200yd Freestyle Relay; 200yd Butterfly; 200yd Freestyle; 100yd Butterfly; 100yd Breaststroke
Anything Else: Well, he has probably done it with several players on the team (who consider themselves straight and/or otherwise) who know that when it comes to who hes done, its to the grave. He can also speak English, Korean, and Cantonese (Chinese).
COME TO THE REGION OF GAY: Even if you are not gay, we can certainly make you happy. This is a safe haven for you to celebrate yourself and your community!!!!

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Joshulia
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Posts: 10005
Founded: Mar 05, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Joshulia » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:32 pm

I'll have an app up I a little while
I'm a Tired Old Man with Liberal Ideas and a Raging Jew Fro

Plus I Know Aona's Real Name, HMU

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Cylarn
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Posts: 14966
Founded: Nov 25, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Cylarn » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:45 pm

Sempans wrote:BACK!!

Name: Xavien Sero
Nickname: Polar Bear
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Appearance:
Personality: Xavien is a kindred spirit, happy go lucky, extremely happy fellow. He is one of those people who loves staring up at the night sky, run through the forest nude, and has a herb and spice garden. He is rather empathetic of others, and tends to be a bit too trusting, and pretty modest. He is all into free love and living life to the fullest, and he jumps right into it. His list of sexual escapades is a long one. He also is rather bright, and can talk with a rather large vocabulary at times, which has annoyed many people on occasion. He lets himself be nicknamed polar bear, as he likes bears, he likes the animal bear, he is cuddly, and loves cold water. He also tends to be very vain at times, working his body and keeping his work up for both his jobs, as well as the aesthetic pleasure. He can also be rather easily manipulated, as he itends to think all people are good, and has been the butt of many pranks(which he takes in good fun).
Family (Husbands/Wives/Boyfriends/Girlfriends, Sons/Daughters/Illegitimate Children): Well, he has donated his sperm to several sperm banks world wide...so.../also has a phone book with man names of many what some would call "booty callers"(Xavien would call them fuck buddies)
Sexuality: Homosexual
Vices: Kinky sex, sweets, Ecsatsy and poppers, indulges with many men, his looks
Likes: Sweets, guys, pop, k-pop and country music, fruits, his looks, spicy food, his dog Canus, the stars, sleeping in hammocks at night, snuggling/cuddling
Dislikes: Olives, religious bigots(he himself a naturist), slut shamers, little dogs, backpack leashes for children,
Fears: Religious institutions, being lost or left alone, therapists, snakes, being buried alive
Hobbies: having sex with guys, gardening, stargazing, swimming, streaking, reading, cycling (bike)
Birthplace: South Korea
Nationality: Korean American
Occupation (If any): Porn Actor/Male Stripper
Education: High school diploma
Favorite Stroke (Butterfly, Backstroke, Breaststroke, Freestyle): Butterfly
Favorite Events (Pick 4 individual events and 2 relays): 400yd Medley Relay; 200yd Freestyle Relay; 200yd Butterfly; 200yd Freestyle; 100yd Butterfly; 100yd Breaststroke
Anything Else: Well, he has probably done it with several players on the team (who consider themselves straight and/or otherwise) who know that when it comes to who hes done, its to the grave. He can also speak English, Korean, and Cantonese (Chinese).


Approved. Welcome back.
✎ Member - ℘ædagog
If you are serving the US and its allies right now overseas, thank you for what you do.
Recipient of the Best Crime RP'er Award and the Best Crime RP Award for 2013 in P2TM. Recipient of the Best Crime RP'er Award of 2014 in P2TM.


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