by Ceannairceach » Mon Dec 09, 2013 3:53 pm
by Neo Arcad » Mon Dec 09, 2013 8:42 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Kassaran » Mon Dec 09, 2013 11:06 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
by Anarakdos » Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:23 am
by Of the Quendi » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:11 pm
by Norvenia » Tue Dec 10, 2013 1:11 pm
by Constaniana » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:54 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Caecuser » Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:19 pm
by Rupudska » Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:45 pm
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Konariona » Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:39 pm
by Constaniana » Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:57 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Rupudska » Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:04 am
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by The First Equestrian Empire » Wed Dec 11, 2013 11:00 am
by Anarakdos » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:22 pm
by Constaniana » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:12 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Caecuser » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:46 pm
by Rupudska » Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:21 pm
Constaniana wrote:Charles shuffled into Annie's Kitchen, grumbling about the amount of people already in it at 8:03. He supposed being able to cojure proper food that wasn't fish made her very popular with the locals who could use their precious ration slips to purchase genuine mashed potatoes or haggis or shepherd's pie at a cheaper cost instead of tins of processed beans and spam, or at least popular enough for them to put aside their usual disgust with superhumans. Sadly, it didn't extend as much to the other supes of St. John's, such as Charles. The ordinary people had a bit of respect for him due to his obvious age and war service that was generally mentioned whenever someone asked about the Old Juggernaut, but he still got a few angry glares as he took his seat in the small booth Annie kept reserved for him. To his surprise, he noticed there was a young Oriental girl sitting across from where he usually sat.
"What the devil are you doing there?" Charles demanded, frowning as he tucked his napkin into his collar like he usually did.
Back in the kitchen of Annie's Kitchen an old Scotswoman chuckled to herself. Annie had seen the angry Londoner coming into her restaurant before, and she certainly had a similar temperament to Charles. Annie reckoned Charles could use more company than herself and the other various old farts he encountered in the park and talked to, and then there was the practical consideration that she only had so much room in her restaurant, and if there was an empty seat in a booth that someone else could be eating at then she would bloody fill it.
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Constaniana » Thu Dec 12, 2013 2:55 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Rupudska » Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:45 pm
Constaniana wrote:Charles couldn't help but chuckle a little as the girl explained why she wasn't in her usual spot. She reminded him of himself as a lad.
"Aye, she's nagged me a fair wee bit for fighting in here as well. Not serious stuff, mind you, just giving a few chavs a good kick in the shins, but they threatened to get the policemen involved," said the Glaswegian, before one of the waitresses walked up to the table carrying the breakfasts Charles and Ruby typically ordered, as Annie was good at remembering what her regulars ordered and usually had it prepared soon after they walked in the restaurant. Nodding thankfully to the waitress, Charles quickly began to cut a chunk of his fried egg off. "My name's Charles Malcolm Gordon, by the way," he added before taking a bite.
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Of the Quendi » Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:32 am
by Damak Var » Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:07 am
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