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PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:43 am
by Agritum

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:44 am
by Nightkill the Emperor

That's nothing.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:49 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
There's something so very beautiful about Rob Ford.

I'll change the Canada app to make him Prime Minster.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:50 am
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Agritum wrote:I find the drawing to be somewhat homoerotic.

It is an ancient tale of honour, love, truth, religion, society, political intrigue, and morality.

And people have looking in it for gay subtext pretty much a day after it was written.

Khan, your religion is Star Wars.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:There's something so very beautiful about Rob Ford.

I'll change the Canada app to make him Prime Minster.

From an outsider's perspective, he's simply the best.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:51 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It is an ancient tale of honour, love, truth, religion, society, political intrigue, and morality.

And people have looking in it for gay subtext pretty much a day after it was written.

Khan, your religion is Star Wars.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:There's something so very beautiful about Rob Ford.

I'll change the Canada app to make him Prime Minster.

From an outsider's perspective, he's simply the best.

I'm imagining PM Ford.

As well as the fact Quebec is much stronger, politically, in EH and they're known for being Alexander Horn-like beings.

The stereotype of Canada is going to change very quickly.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:52 am
by Agritum
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

That's nothing.

Well, yeah. The Romans focused on the more practical side of things.

They even had fast foods.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:55 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
Ford is also getting his own telly show.

Which is pretty damn redundant.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:57 am
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Ford is also getting his own telly show.

Which is pretty damn redundant.

Well, fuck - he'll just turn into Rush Limbaugh.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:59 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Ford is also getting his own telly show.

Which is pretty damn redundant.

Well, fuck - he'll just turn into Rush Limbaugh.

Who lost his humour long before.

Now it's just sad.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 11:59 am
by Nude East Ireland
I remember when I lived in Ancient Rome.

On the tenth day of my visit to the city (I was only a guest of the Emperor's at the time; my real home was in Ireland), the Emperor allowed me to borrow his horse and chariot. I rode around the city, trampling anything in my way - from fruit stands to beggars - until I had accidentally killed a priest.

The priest was a worshipper of Mars or something - not that I gave a fuck. But all of the other followers seemed to give fucks; I realised this when they broke through the windows of the guest palace and tried to rape me with their gladii. Luckily, I had assembled a harem of Rome's best women that night, so they had trouble finding me. I managed to confiscate a dress and wig, and was let out with the girls. For the next three days, I wandered Rome's poor districts; I would have left sooner, if I hadn't stumbled upon the rare cactus juices in the market.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:00 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
http://www.themillions.com/2011/09/the- ... plots.html

This is fairly interesting, even if I disagree.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:03 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.themillions.com/2011/09/the-million-basic-plots.html

This is fairly interesting, even if I disagree.

there is one pretty humbling circumstance I have no choice but to acknowledge: that the biggest existential challenge that I currently face as a novelist comes from a website that started life as a place for people to talk about whether Buffy should really have got together with Spike.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:04 pm
by Agritum
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.themillions.com/2011/09/the-million-basic-plots.html

This is fairly interesting, even if I disagree.

there is one pretty humbling circumstance I have no choice but to acknowledge: that the biggest existential challenge that I currently face as a novelist comes from a website that started life as a place for people to talk about whether Buffy should really have got together with Spike.

Tv Tropes Will Ruin Your Life.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:04 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.themillions.com/2011/09/the-million-basic-plots.html

This is fairly interesting, even if I disagree.

Look at, say, your novel - I'm sure the plot's been told, but has it been told in India?

Those who say that art has nowhere left to go simply can't think of anywhere new.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:10 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.themillions.com/2011/09/the-million-basic-plots.html

This is fairly interesting, even if I disagree.

Look at, say, your novel - I'm sure the plot's been told, but has it been told in India?

Those who say that art has nowhere left to go simply can't think of anywhere new.

I cite one of my favourite books - The Dark Tower series by Stephen King. Or, in other words, a massive stash of admitted plagiarism. And it's quite fantastic.

The fifth book has the characters fighting robots with lightsabers - and they flat out call them lightsabers. He also openly admits the plot of that was ripped off The Magnificent Seven.

It works perfectly.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:11 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Look at, say, your novel - I'm sure the plot's been told, but has it been told in India?

Those who say that art has nowhere left to go simply can't think of anywhere new.

I cite one of my favourite books - The Dark Tower series by Stephen King. Or, in other words, a massive stash of admitted plagiarism. And it's quite fantastic.

The fifth book has the characters fighting robots with lightsabers - and they flat out call them lightsabers. He also openly admits the plot of that was ripped off The Magnificent Seven.

It works perfectly.

And then, of course, if you feel so inclined, there's always postmodernism.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:11 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I cite one of my favourite books - The Dark Tower series by Stephen King. Or, in other words, a massive stash of admitted plagiarism. And it's quite fantastic.

The fifth book has the characters fighting robots with lightsabers - and they flat out call them lightsabers. He also openly admits the plot of that was ripped off The Magnificent Seven.

It works perfectly.

And then, of course, if you feel so inclined, there's always postmodernism.

Which is fun.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:13 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:And then, of course, if you feel so inclined, there's always postmodernism.

Which is fun.

That's what made AWB (and Vernon) fun - we could get away with just about anything, knowing G would allow it because it was cool.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:14 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Really people, read The Dark Tower series and some of King's tie-in works. It's utterly incredible stuff.

Or, if you want, hold off because I've been gleefully ripping off things from that series for the last two years and I'd like to keep doing it without your knowledge.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:33 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
If you need to, post IC.

And do oneshots or country apps. Those things are cool.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:38 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHGDN9-oFJE

And Khan tried very hard not to tear up a bit.

And failed.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:48 pm
by Nude East Ireland
At a friend's house one night, I played one of the Dragon Age games for fun. Everybody loved it; I was "Cock McPower Hawke", the most dickish rogue in the world.

I've brought Cock McPower Hawke to Skyrim, since the two are close enough.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 12:53 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHGDN9-oFJE

And Khan tried very hard not to tear up a bit.

And failed.

I'm going to be useless regarding posts or stuff for a while now.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:08 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHGDN9-oFJE

And Khan tried very hard not to tear up a bit.

And failed.

I'm going to be useless regarding posts or stuff for a while now.

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=270728

I did this so I can stop being emotional.

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 1:45 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Very interesting.

Which leads me to wonder what Crowley was doing at the time. I then stop wondering so as to prevent emotional damage.