Roleplay of the World 1252 (OOC, Open)

[Alleniana]

You could give me access to your Trade lanes.

Awful demanding of you, Pisa. As long as carthage remains ill see to it that it doesnt stand alone.

Valentir isn't Pisa. I am.
In any case, I have more ships than anyone. Only the Great Pact's ships combined are equal to mine, so don't touch me. Not to mention I have a highly urbanized and democratic population of over a million.

:rofl:
Carthage;
Essentially a sort of Crusader state that has fudged up its economy which started off fudged up anyway
Pisa;
A tran-Mediterranean republic with hordes of ships, much renown and many famous structures, achievements and lands.

Byzantium: Dwarfs both of you and has more land, money, people, and resources to use. And can forge quick alliance and has some secret ones already forged.

Erm... no
More land? yeah, but Russia has mroe land than USA. Sheesh.
Money? Umad? I am THE merchant republic; not A merhcant republic, THE.
People? Eh, half of them are Muslims or Pagans or Catholics.
Resources? And what might they be?

Mr. Sicily, help me. Sicily helped me in the last RP, when they helped me attack Florence, which then ran away to found Carthage.

[Valentir]

Val, you gained power by overthrowing the Civil War Victor, correct?

Wrong. My Guy won the Civil War period. He overthrew the current Emperor and established a new house and crushed a lot of resistance. Why?

[Kavantye]

Awful demanding of you, Pisa. As long as carthage remains ill see to it that it doesnt stand alone.

I'm Byzantium.

O.O ohhh ok i was going to say that was pretty ballsy

[Valentir]

I say that Byzantium, Kiev, Carthage, and the Pope form a coalition to overthrow the Pisans and there Tyrannical ways.

[The Holy Dominion of Inesea]

Val, you gained power by overthrowing the Civil War Victor, correct?

Wrong. My Guy won the Civil War period. He overthrew the current Emperor and established a new house and crushed a lot of resistance. Why?

Well, the other Faction kicked the Kievans out, so I presume we would have then shifted support over to you.

[Kavantye]

Awful demanding of you, Pisa. As long as carthage remains ill see to it that it doesnt stand alone.

Sicily-Carthage Best freunds fo ev

Haha it would make sense that we work together, anywho .... Arent their gonna be crusades against Byzantium anyways?

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Awful demanding of you, Pisa. As long as carthage remains ill see to it that it doesnt stand alone.

Valentir isn't Pisa. I am.
In any case, I have more ships than anyone. Only the Great Pact's ships combined are equal to mine, so don't touch me. Not to mention I have a highly urbanized and democratic population of over a million.

Byzantium: Dwarfs both of you and has more land, money, people, and resources to use. And can forge quick alliance and has some secret ones already forged.

Erm... no
More land? yeah, but Russia has mroe land than USA. Sheesh.
Money? Umad? I am THE merchant republic; not A merhcant republic, THE.
People? Eh, half of them are Muslims or Pagans or Catholics.
Resources? And what might they be?

Mr. Sicily, help me. Sicily helped me in the last RP, when they helped me attack Florence, which then ran away to found Carthage.

Dont forget i Have some Democracy where everyone gets a vote. And Valentir would have far larger coffers as he is the gateway between east and west. and i remember Kiev has as many ships as you if not more.

[Valentir]

Wrong. My Guy won the Civil War period. He overthrew the current Emperor and established a new house and crushed a lot of resistance. Why?

Well, the other Faction kicked the Kievans out, so I presume we would have then shifted support over to you.

Oh, so does that mean the Kiev no longer has any bases or anything in Byzantium?

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Sicily-Carthage Best freunds fo ev

Haha it would make sense that we work together, anywho .... Arent their gonna be crusades against Byzantium anyways?

no that was in the first Rp...Then Valentir got his ass handed to him. and we catholics ran away from hairy russian men

[The Holy Dominion of Inesea]

Well, the other Faction kicked the Kievans out, so I presume we would have then shifted support over to you.

Oh, so does that mean the Kiev no longer has any bases or anything in Byzantium?

No, I still hold Skyros and bases in all ports except for Constantinople and Nicaea. Those were the two cities he controlled. After he kicked me out, I was planning on RPing supporting another claimant to the throne.

[Kavantye]

Haha it would make sense that we work together, anywho .... Arent their gonna be crusades against Byzantium anyways?

no that was in the first Rp...Then Valentir got his ass handed to him. and we catholics ran away from hairy russian men

That's a visual and a half o.o

[Alleniana]

I say that Byzantium, Kiev, Carthage, and the Pope form a coalition to overthrow the Pisans and there Tyrannical ways.

Tyrannical?
I am the most formally democratic nation IN THE WORLD.
Suck.

[Transoxthraxia]

So, wait, who wants the Angevin Empire as their ally? Right now, Richard is looking for anyone.

[Valentir]

Oh, so does that mean the Kiev no longer has any bases or anything in Byzantium?

No, I still hold Skyros and bases in all ports except for Constantinople and Nicaea. Those were the two cities he controlled. After he kicked me out, I was planning on RPing supporting another claimant to the throne.

Well. Get your ships out of all my ports and Skyros and I will give you Byzantine Crimea and I will give you bases on Skyros, 1 in Constantinople, We will become allies, and I will allow you to have a 1 base on Crete and 1 in Athens.

[Valentir]

So, wait, who wants the Angevin Empire as their ally? Right now, Richard is looking for anyone.

Byzantium is interested in Diplomatic relations with the Angevin Empire.

[Valentir]

I say that Byzantium, Kiev, Carthage, and the Pope form a coalition to overthrow the Pisans and there Tyrannical ways.

Tyrannical?
I am the most formally democratic nation IN THE WORLD.
Suck.

Suck what? That small democratic penis of Pisa?

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

So, wait, who wants the Angevin Empire as their ally? Right now, Richard is looking for anyone.

would you be willing to destroy Pisa? or the Ayyubids?

[Pavlostani]

I say that Byzantium, Kiev, Carthage, and the Pope form a coalition to overthrow the Pisans and there Tyrannical ways.

Tyrannical?
I am the most formally democratic nation IN THE WORLD.
Suck.

After Kolinski seizes Pereyaslavl in the next few posts, we might overtake you as the most democratic nation.

Tyrannical?
I am the most formally democratic nation IN THE WORLD.
Suck.

Suck what? That small democratic penis of Pisa?

Burn.

[Transoxthraxia]

So, wait, who wants the Angevin Empire as their ally? Right now, Richard is looking for anyone.

Byzantium is interested in Diplomatic relations with the Angevin Empire.

What kind?

So, wait, who wants the Angevin Empire as their ally? Right now, Richard is looking for anyone.

would you be willing to destroy Pisa? or the Ayyubids?

We're interested in limiting any power, in general.

[Valentir]

Byzantium is interested in Diplomatic relations with the Angevin Empire.

What kind?

would you be willing to destroy Pisa? or the Ayyubids?

We're interested in limiting any power, in general.

Well. Trade relations and helping the Angevins take over France. And we want an ally in the West for our campaigns in Italy and maybe a certain City.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

I say that Byzantium, Kiev, Carthage, and the Pope form a coalition to overthrow the Pisans and there Tyrannical ways.

Tyrannical?
I am the most formally democratic nation IN THE WORLD.
Suck.

I have A senate and a house of lords suck.
I have a Prime minister Suck.
I have a Constiuion suck.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

What kind?



We're interested in limiting any power, in general.

Well. Trade relations and helping the Angevins take over France. And we want an ally in the West for our campaigns in Italy and maybe a certain City.

Dont forget im Also the Roman Emperor as declared in the last IC

[Valentir]

Tyrannical?
I am the most formally democratic nation IN THE WORLD.
Suck.

I have A senate and a house of lords suck.
I have a Prime minister Suck.
I have a Constiuion suck.

I have Absolute Power, suck my big Byzantine Dick.

[The Holy Dominion of Inesea]

No, I still hold Skyros and bases in all ports except for Constantinople and Nicaea. Those were the two cities he controlled. After he kicked me out, I was planning on RPing supporting another claimant to the throne.

Well. Get your ships out of all my ports and Skyros and I will give you Byzantine Crimea and I will give you bases on Skyros, 1 in Constantinople, We will become allies, and I will allow you to have a 1 base on Crete and 1 in Athens.

I already 'got' Crimea. Truthfully, it was Rus at the start of 1204, AGES ago. As for Skyros, by now it is Kiev's Diego Garcia. Trying to evict us from it would result in the pact Hammer falling from the heavens. As for the other ports, I guess I could close some........

[Transoxthraxia]

What kind?



We're interested in limiting any power, in general.

Well. Trade relations and helping the Angevins take over France. And we want an ally in the West for our campaigns in Italy and maybe a certain City.

Hm. An Angevinese diplomat shall waltz over to Constantinople in short order, I think.