NationStates

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:42 pm**

NS Nation Name (I know, there's no point, but still): Bering
RP Nation: Sultanate of Slavia
Leader: Prince Vladimir Markorov
Religion: Sunni Islam (Their seem to be a lot of Christian ones so why not)
Government Type: Absolute Monarchy
Number from of provinces from 1-20 and location (only if you're not on the map yet): Kiev and the area around it (I am can be more detailed if you want but I am not really that picky)
Population: 500,000
Army size (should never exceed 10% of population during peacetime): 20,000
Military Speciality: Heavy Infantry, Strong Cavalry
Military Weakness: Weak Archers,
Unique Units (Maximum 3):
Slavic Infantry: Hard and tough warriors who are known for being fearsome opponents on the battlefield and rarely if ever retreat in combat

Cossack Cavalry: Men who do not wish to live under the Prince and so live on the outskirts of Slavic territory, but still have some loyalty to the Prince and will fight for him if called upon. (basically they do not like all his rules but will serve him in exchange for their autonomy and the safety he provides while they are in his borders)

Hashishin: some of these warriors moved to Kiev after being given refuge by the Prince and have agreed to train some of the young orphans in the Sultanate in exchange for the their sage haven and religious tolerance (historically the Hashishin were not Sunni)

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:51 pm**

Ceannairceach wrote:
Carathon wrote:
Wait the Mongols beat the Teutonic knights and The Templars?

Dear god.

They knew to stay the fuck out of the way of the Knights Hospitaller, you'll notice.

Or the knights hospitaller stayed the fuck out the way of them. If Ogedai Khan hadn't had bad timing with his death, I doubt much would've stopped the Mongols. At least us Scots would've had time to prepare. Horses are bloody hard to transport across water too, so that slows down the fast-moving Mongol Horde.

BTW, dibs on Scotland north of the Forth Halfway through long app, won't be up today but maybe tomorrow morning.

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:51 pm**

Bering wrote:NS Nation Name (I know, there's no point, but still): Bering
RP Nation: Sultanate of Slavia
Leader: Prince Vladimir Markorov
Religion: Sunni Islam (Their seem to be a lot of Christian ones so why not)
Government Type: Absolute Monarchy
Number from of provinces from 1-20 and location (only if you're not on the map yet): Kiev and the area around it (I am can be more detailed if you want but I am not really that picky)
Population: 500,000
Army size (should never exceed 10% of population during peacetime): 20,000
Military Speciality: Heavy Infantry, Strong Cavalry
Military Weakness: Weak Archers,
Unique Units (Maximum 3):
Slavic Infantry: Hard and tough warriors who are known for being fearsome opponents on the battlefield and rarely if ever retreat in combat

Cossack Cavalry: Men who do not wish to live under the Prince and so live on the outskirts of Slavic territory, but still have some loyalty to the Prince and will fight for him if called upon. (basically they do not like all his rules but will serve him in exchange for their autonomy and the safety he provides while they are in his borders)

Hashishin: some of these warriors moved to Kiev after being given refuge by the Prince and have agreed to train some of the young orphans in the Sultanate in exchange for the their sage haven and religious tolerance (historically the Hashishin were not Sunni)

NOOO
WE NEED MORE CHRISTIANS FOR MY CRUSAAAADES

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:52 pm**

The New Lowlands wrote:
Bering wrote:NS Nation Name (I know, there's no point, but still): Bering
RP Nation: Sultanate of Slavia
Leader: Prince Vladimir Markorov
Religion: Sunni Islam (Their seem to be a lot of Christian ones so why not)
Government Type: Absolute Monarchy
Number from of provinces from 1-20 and location (only if you're not on the map yet): Kiev and the area around it (I am can be more detailed if you want but I am not really that picky)
Population: 500,000
Army size (should never exceed 10% of population during peacetime): 20,000
Military Speciality: Heavy Infantry, Strong Cavalry
Military Weakness: Weak Archers,
Unique Units (Maximum 3):
Slavic Infantry: Hard and tough warriors who are known for being fearsome opponents on the battlefield and rarely if ever retreat in combat

Cossack Cavalry: Men who do not wish to live under the Prince and so live on the outskirts of Slavic territory, but still have some loyalty to the Prince and will fight for him if called upon. (basically they do not like all his rules but will serve him in exchange for their autonomy and the safety he provides while they are in his borders)

Hashishin: some of these warriors moved to Kiev after being given refuge by the Prince and have agreed to train some of the young orphans in the Sultanate in exchange for the their sage haven and religious tolerance (historically the Hashishin were not Sunni)

NOOO
WE NEED MORE CHRISTIANS FOR MY CRUSAAAADES

Too bad.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:53 pm**

Sassinia wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:NOOO
WE NEED MORE CHRISTIANS FOR MY CRUSAAAADES

Too bad.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

SHUT UP SASSINIA YOU'RE POOR

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:54 pm**

YEAH! AND... stuff...

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:58 pm**

The New Lowlands wrote:
Sassinia wrote:Too bad.

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SHUT UP SASSINIA YOU'RE POOR

Nope. Arabia at the time was quite rich.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:59 pm**

Sassinia wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:SHUT UP SASSINIA YOU'RE POOR

Nope. Arabia at the time was quite rich.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're not Arabia.
Also the Byzantines were Richer!
Nonetheless, why would we be enemies, again?

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:02 pm**

The New Lowlands wrote:
Sassinia wrote:Nope. Arabia at the time was quite rich.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're not Arabia.
Also the Byzantines were Richer!
Nonetheless, why would we be enemies, again?

Well I'm close to it.
And the Byzantines were actually beginning to collapse by now.
And we would be enemies because of the Crusades.

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:02 pm**

Sassinia wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:You're not Arabia.
Also the Byzantines were Richer!
Nonetheless, why would we be enemies, again?

Well I'm close to it.
And the Byzantines were actually beginning to collapse by now.
And we would be enemies because of the Crusades.

The Crusades which haven't happened yet, (and might not) as I'm not the Byzantines, just a bit which retained their traditions?

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:04 pm**

The New Lowlands wrote:
Sassinia wrote:Nope. Arabia at the time was quite rich.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're not Arabia.
Also the Byzantines were Richer!
Nonetheless, why would we be enemies, again?

Well if I get the land I want, I will give rise to an early Mehmed II. :twisted:

Well, probably, maybe the other Europeans will just fuck you up for a bit like in the real crusades.

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:05 pm**

Mondrova wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:You're not Arabia.
Also the Byzantines were Richer!
Nonetheless, why would we be enemies, again?

Well if I get the land I want, I will give rise to an early Mehmed II. Well, probably, maybe the other Europeans will just fuck you up for a bit like in the real crusades.

Yo, screw you guys.
All I ever wanted was to kill a bunch of Mongolians.
Is it so hard to let me live my dream? Q.q

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:07 pm**

The New Lowlands wrote:
Mondrova wrote:
Well if I get the land I want, I will give rise to an early Mehmed II. Well, probably, maybe the other Europeans will just fuck you up for a bit like in the real crusades.

Yo, screw you guys.
All I ever wanted was to kill a bunch of Mongolians.
Is it so hard to let me live my dream? Q.q

Imagine me like the Mongolians in terms of horse archery at least. Besides, I really want to be like the Seljuq Turks, so yeah...

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:07 pm**

Mondrova wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:Yo, screw you guys.
All I ever wanted was to kill a bunch of Mongolians.
Is it so hard to let me live my dream? Q.q

Imagine me like the Mongolians in terms of horse archery at least. Besides, I really want to be like the Seljuq Turks, so yeah...

Feck you.
I'mma go chill with Thrace.

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:08 pm**

Mondrova wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:Yo, screw you guys.
All I ever wanted was to kill a bunch of Mongolians.
Is it so hard to let me live my dream? Q.q

Imagine me like the Mongolians in terms of horse archery at least. Besides, I really want to be like the Seljuq Turks, so yeah...

NO!!! I will be the Ottomans, the almighty Ottomans, who will crush Europe under Islamic Rule!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:09 pm**

Sassinia wrote:
Mondrova wrote:
Imagine me like the Mongolians in terms of horse archery at least. Besides, I really want to be like the Seljuq Turks, so yeah...

NO!!! I will be the Ottomans, the almighty Ottomans, who will crush Europe under Islamic Rule!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Silly goose, just you try. We ruled the east before, we'll do it again.

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:09 pm**

Sassinia wrote:
Mondrova wrote:
Imagine me like the Mongolians in terms of horse archery at least. Besides, I really want to be like the Seljuq Turks, so yeah...

NO!!! I will be the Ottomans, the almighty Ottomans, who will crush Europe under Islamic Rule!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Then the Dutch and/or Aragonians come along and kick your ass.

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:10 pm**

The New Lowlands wrote:
Mondrova wrote:
Imagine me like the Mongolians in terms of horse archery at least. Besides, I really want to be like the Seljuq Turks, so yeah...

Feck you.
I'mma go chill with Thrace.

It's all good, just give me like what, Rumelia, and we'll be cool.

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:11 pm**

Mondrova wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:Feck you.
I'mma go chill with Thrace.

It's all good, just give me like what, Rumelia, and we'll be cool.

No.
You can have Anatolia.

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:11 pm**

The New Lowlands wrote:
Mondrova wrote:
It's all good, just give me like what, Rumelia, and we'll be cool.

No.
You can have Anatolia.

Pfft, like you'll stop me.

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:12 pm**

The New Lowlands wrote:
Sassinia wrote:NO!!! I will be the Ottomans, the almighty Ottomans, who will crush Europe under Islamic Rule!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Then the Dutch and/or Aragonians come along and kick your .

Nope. This time the Ottomans will go on to dominate Europe.

First Europe, then the WORLD!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Also, Sealand.

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:12 pm**

The New Lowlands wrote:
Mondrova wrote:
It's all good, just give me like what, Rumelia, and we'll be cool.

No.
You can have Anatolia.

Anatolia's MINE!

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:12 pm**

Sassinia wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:Then the Dutch and/or Aragonians come along and kick your .

Nope. This time the Ottomans will go on to dominate Europe.

First Europe, then the WORLD!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Also, Sealand.

Inb4 Germany industrializes.

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:14 pm**

Sassinia wrote:
The New Lowlands wrote:No.
You can have Anatolia.

Anatolia's MINE!

Bitch please, you ain't nothing on me. Well, assuming I get what I want.

Posted: **Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:15 pm**

Lets not spam and dickwave, guys. I've seen threads get closed over it.

NationStates

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