Elfen High 2 (OOC, Closed)

[Ameriganastan]

I'm reading through the last couple of OOC pages...did I do something bad?

I certainly don't think so.

Just making sure. Didn't expect to offend anyone with some comedy about weird demon bondage.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I mean, I can tolerate Nat depicting the Messiah of my religion as a dickish rapist. We shouldn't get so angry at stuff of fiction.

That was just too insane to get offended by.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The exam is done. It went fine, though it apparently took 2.5 times as much anathesisa to put me down as it does for the normal person, something I'll take with pride.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

The exam is done. It went fine, though it apparently took 2.5 times as much anathesisa to put me down as it does for the normal person, something I'll take with pride.

I shall keep this in mind for when we inevitably meet.

[Esternial]

The exam is done. It went fine, though it apparently took 2.5 times as much anathesisa to put me down as it does for the normal person, something I'll take with pride.

Or it just means you need to lose some weight.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The exam is done. It went fine, though it apparently took 2.5 times as much anathesisa to put me down as it does for the normal person, something I'll take with pride.

I shall keep this in mind for when we inevitably meet.

After two full doses, I remember him saying "What the fuck, bru?"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The exam is done. It went fine, though it apparently took 2.5 times as much anathesisa to put me down as it does for the normal person, something I'll take with pride.

Or it just means you need to lose some weight.

I'm only about 68 kg.

[Esternial]

Or it just means you need to lose some weight.

I'm only about 68 kg.

Hmm...

Probably too much Indian.

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

I shall keep this in mind for when we inevitably meet.

After two full doses, I remember him saying "What the fuck, bru?"

Remind me to invest in elephant tranquilizers.

[Esternial]

I shall keep this in mind for when we inevitably meet.

After two full doses, I remember him saying "What the fuck, bru?"

Not something that would put me at ease, I must admit.

What was it for, by the way? Just an exam?

[Nude East Ireland]

The exam is done. It went fine, though it apparently took 2.5 times as much anathesisa to put me down as it does for the normal person, something I'll take with pride.

Or the doctor had the thing hooked up to him for most of the time and didn't even realize it.

"Doc, what's wrong?"

"Wha- no, no you're the whore!"

"Um, excuse m-"

"Don't tell me whose gerals are in a twitchet, my father worked at John and Lesbort Incorporated when he was fifteen."

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

After two full doses, I remember him saying "What the fuck, bru?"

Not something that would put me at ease, I must admit.

What was it for, by the way? Just an exam?

Getting fisted. Medically.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

After two full doses, I remember him saying "What the fuck, bru?"

Not something that would put me at ease, I must admit.

What was it for, by the way? Just an exam?

A general exam, yeah. I was overdue on that.

[Esternial]

Not something that would put me at ease, I must admit.

What was it for, by the way? Just an exam?

A general exam, yeah. I was overdue on that.

But why did they have to 'put you down'?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The exam is done. It went fine, though it apparently took 2.5 times as much anathesisa to put me down as it does for the normal person, something I'll take with pride.

Or the doctor had the thing hooked up to him for most of the time and didn't even realize it.

"Doc, what's wrong?"

"Wha- no, no you're the whore!"

"Um, excuse m-"

"Don't tell me whose gerals are in a twitchet, my father worked at John and Lesbort Incorporated when he was fifteen."

That'd be amusing.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

A general exam, yeah. I was overdue on that.

But why did they have to 'put you down'?

To rip open my leg and see if the bones were still being held together and not in danger of breaking again.

[Esternial]

But why did they have to 'put you down'?

To rip open my leg and see if the bones were still being held together and not in danger of breaking again.

Oh I see.

I just have low blood pressure, guess that doesn't warrant anaesthesia.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

To rip open my leg and see if the bones were still being held together and not in danger of breaking again.

Oh I see.

I just have low blood pressure, guess that doesn't warrant anaesthesia.

I have high blood pressure, but most people from my region tend to be genetically predisposed for that stuff.

Because the British made damn sure we'd be stressed.

[Esternial]

Oh I see.

I just have low blood pressure, guess that doesn't warrant anaesthesia.

I have high blood pressure, but most people from my region tend to be genetically predisposed for that stuff.

Because the British made damn sure we'd be stressed.

Low bp runs in my family, so it seems.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Oh I see.

I just have low blood pressure, guess that doesn't warrant anaesthesia.

I have high blood pressure, but most people from my region tend to be genetically predisposed for that stuff.

Because the British made damn sure we'd be stressed.

I'm predisposed to diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, every single goddamn kind of cancer, and a myriad of allergies. Good thing I have a healthy American diet, though.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I have high blood pressure, but most people from my region tend to be genetically predisposed for that stuff.

Because the British made damn sure we'd be stressed.

I'm predisposed to diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, every single goddamn kind of cancer, and a myriad of allergies. Good thing I have a healthy American diet, though.

Cheeseburgers and fries?

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm predisposed to diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, every single goddamn kind of cancer, and a myriad of allergies. Good thing I have a healthy American diet, though.

Cheeseburgers and fries?

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, health!

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On a note completely unrelated to anything, chutney music is absolutely terrible but it's also surprisingly catchy.

Now I will begin posting with such music playing.

[Nationstatelandsville]

On a note completely unrelated to anything, chutney music is absolutely terrible but it's also surprisingly catchy.

Now I will begin posting with such music playing.

Chutney? Like the spice?

Oh, India.

[Esternial]

I'm predisposed to diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, every single goddamn kind of cancer, and a myriad of allergies. Good thing I have a healthy American diet, though.

Cheeseburgers and fries?

I got a friend who tells me that McDonalds is cancer on a bun.