by Neo Arcad » Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:23 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Neros » Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:30 pm
by Carathon » Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:57 pm
by Garwall » Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:19 pm
[15:43] <Parhe> For some reason
[15:43] <Parhe> I feel safe whenever Gar is here
[15:43] <Parhe> Not sure why, Garwall always made me feel safe
by Katyuscha » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:52 am
by Neros » Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:50 am
by Valkstadt » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:27 am
by Andonam » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:54 am
From the Office of The Voice of the Ottomans, Istanbul, STOP
To the German Department of Foreign Relations STOP.
I send this message with best wishes from his Glorious Sultan, Hammurabi I, Walker of the Path STOP He hopes that his brother in the family of nations and rising powers is healthy and happy STOP. The Ottoman Empire wishes to set up a telegram line for a private meeting on international co-operation in affairs concerning both Germany and The Ottoman Empire between The Kaiser and his closest advisers, and the Sultan and his closest advisers STOP Our plans would have much benefit for Germany, and contribute to their hopes for a international prestige and power STOP
by Carathon » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:25 am
by Neo Arcad » Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:55 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Katyuscha » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:52 pm
To: The Ottoman Department of Foreign Relations
From: The German Department of Foreign Relations
We, the Grand German Empire accept your proposal of a private discussion between our leaders. The discussion will take place at a time of ypir choosing. We hope to be able to work out some kind of agreement.
by Valkstadt » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:37 pm
Official Telegram of the Imperial Republic of Italy
ENCRYPTION: high
TO:The leaders of France, Austria, Scandinavia, and Russia
FROM: Supreme Leader Luigi Mancini
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Respected leader of your glorious land,
Our old alliances are crumbling, a new one must be forged! On behalf of Italy, I invite you to join one mighty alliance, whose idiology and goals are one. To join this alliance
means to swear to protect your new ally, whether it be monetarilly or militarily. It means to open free trade amongst ourselves so that we may be strong. I have faith that
one day the world will be a peaceful utopia because of our will and strength.
Good luck and godspeed,
Supreme Leader of Italy, Luigi Mancini
by Garwall » Mon Jul 02, 2012 2:38 pm
Official Communique of the French Fourth Republic
Addressed to: King Daniel III of England
From: Minister of Foreign Affairs and Ambassador Jacques Bordeaux
Regarding: Status of English France and the Low Countries
Most Esteemed King, it is with a grave heart that I address you with this Communique. As we have all heard the words of the Commandant Général, as well as his intentions, on behalf of the French Fourth Republic I am tasked with carrying out the diplomatic wills of the Commandant. It is with this in mind I request a meeting between yourself and I, or someone with the proper authority to negotiate the current status of the territories in question. I assure you that ignoring this issue will only lead to things getting out of hand very quickly. The Office of the Embassy is open at all times, and I shall remain in London until a proper understanding is formed between our two nations.
Signed by Jacques Bordeaux, Minister of Foreign Affairs and Ambassador of the French Fourth Republic
[15:43] <Parhe> For some reason
[15:43] <Parhe> I feel safe whenever Gar is here
[15:43] <Parhe> Not sure why, Garwall always made me feel safe
by Neo Arcad » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:59 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
by Inkarzikan » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:32 pm
To: Jacques Bordeaux
From: King Daniel III, of England
Subj: Territory Crisis meeting
Greetings,
I will gladly attend a meeting between us regarding the English France crisis. War is looming- I can tell that both you and I can see that. I desperately wish for us to avoid any armed conflict. I want us to work this out, and save the lives of many citizens and soldiers.
Sincerely,
King Daniel III
by Sentinel XV » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:49 pm
The United Federation of Russia
The United Federation of Russia
ENCRYPTION .. High
TO .. Imperial Republic of Italy
FROM .. United Federation of Russia
We have received and reviewed your proposal. The plan of action outlined is intriguing and was analyzed by both the Tribunal Council for Foreign Policy, and the Executive Council. Due to conflicting interests, and acting in the best interest of the United Federation of Russia, we must respectfully decline your offer for alliance. This is not to say that the United Federation considers Italy in any way an inferior entity, but it is not in the best interest of the United Federation and thus such a venture cannot be pursued.
Signed,
The Executive Council of the United Federation of Russia
‹ all genius is a conquering of chaos and mystery ›
by Thanatttynia » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:05 pm
by Ceannairceach » Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:17 pm
Addressed To: Beijing Government, Chinese Empire
Addressed From: Crossroads Government, Pacific Coalition
Reason for Message: Establishment of Relations
Encrypted for safety
On behalf of the Chief Executive and Assembly of the Pacific Coalition and her Dependent Territories, I would like to extend to the God-Emperor of China and his government an invitation to establish diplomatic, economic and other such relations, towards the purpose of establishing a greater Pacific region and building lasting alliances. The God-Emperor may, should he choose to accept, present himself in person in Crossroads, or via virtual representation through ambassadors and diplomats, or request diplomatic presence in a neutral state or location mutually accessible by both parties. We look forward to seeing a greater Pacific in the future.
Ekewaka Morey, Secretary of Relations
Joshua Liliuokalani, Chief Executive
Hana Mani, Assembly Speaker
Addressed To: New Tyre Government, Tyrian Republic
Addressed From: Crossroads Government, Pacific Coalition
Reason for Message: Establishment of Relations
Encrypted for safety
On behalf of the Chief Executive and Assembly of the Pacific Coalition and her Dependent Territories, I would like to extend an invitation to the Legate of the Tyrian Republic to open diplomatic relations with the Coalition, to establish social, economic, political and diplomatic bonds, towards the purpose of establishing a Pan-Australian alliance and to produce a stronger and more unified Pacific region, economically and politically. The Legate may present himself, should he accept this invitation, in Crossroads in person, or via virtual representation through diplomats and ambassadors. Alternatively, he may request a meeting in a neutral state or location mutually accessible by both parties. We look forward towards seeing a better standing between our two nations in the future.
Ekewaka Morey, Secretary of Relations
Ricard Horn, Governor of the Northern Australia Province
Filo Mala, Governor of the Central Australian Province
Hora Yalu, Governor of the Southern Australian Province
Joshua Liliuokalani, Chief Executive
Hana Mani, Assembly Speaker
Addressed To: Moscow Government, United Federation of Russia
Addressed From: Crossroads Government, Pacific Coalition
Reason for Message: Establishment of Relations
Encrypted for safety
Greetings, Russian brothers in Moscow. On behalf of the Pacific Coalition and her Dependent Territories, I, Russian Dependent, Coalition citizen, Secretary of War and Russian by blood, Gregor Alexandr Rostropovich Starkey, would like to extend an invitation to the Executive Council of the United Federation of Russia to open diplomatic, social, economic and political relations with the Pacific Coalition. It is in the best interest for both the Coalition and the Russians that we, two states that dominate the world, you by land and us by sea, remain peaceful and cordial in this time of fraction. As such, I would like to visit Moscow, along with ambassadors from the Department of Relations, to establish relations with the goal of increasing cooperation between our two nations to benefit both our peoples. Should you accept, I shall depart for Moscow immediately, assuming transportation across Siberia can be arranged and Moscow is the location of our meeting. Specifically, I would like to discuss the sharing of the northeast most Siberian-Arctic oil basin, which falls split by our territory. I hope for a stronger bond between our two nations in the future.
Gregor Starkey, Secretary of War
Ekewaka Morey, Secretary of Relations
Joshua Liliuokalani, Chief Executive
Hana Mani, Assembly Speaker
Addressed To: London Government, Kingdom of England
Addressed From: Crossroads Government, Pacific Coalition
Reason for Message: Threat to Security
Encrypted for safety
On behalf of the Assembly of the Pacific Coalition and the entirety of the Western Federation, I would like to extend a hand of friendship in these dire times for the Kingdom of England. Should any assistance be required to shore up your defenses in British France or the Low Countries, a request is all that is required before the Atlantic Fleet is mobilized. It would be beneficial for any news related to French and League demands be forwarded to Crossroads for review. Do keep in touch and know we stand ready to push back the barbarians at the gates.
Joshua Liliuokalani, Chief Executive
Hana Mani, Assembly Speaker
by Neros » Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:40 am
To: Crossroads Government, Pacific Coalition
From: Office of Diplomacy, Imperial Square, Chinese Empire
Stated Intent: Re: Establishment of Relations
Encrypted for Safety
I speak with the expressed intent of the God-Emperor in replying with this message, in that he shall accept your invitation to Crossroads and shall begin preparing his departure immediately. There, he shall present himself in full and establish the relations in which you speak formally, but as of now per his decree, the relations, be them Military, Economic, or Diplomatic, are accepted informally. He shall arrive with a Naval Squadron and Imperial Guardsmen Division, which we will notify you in advance of due to safety reasons. We thank you for taking the time to pursue greater diplomacy abroad and with our Empire.
Nong Ga, Supreme Officer of Diplomacy
Yuan Hua, Lt. Officer of Diplomacy
by Valkstadt » Tue Jul 03, 2012 6:59 am
by Garwall » Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:30 am
[15:43] <Parhe> For some reason
[15:43] <Parhe> I feel safe whenever Gar is here
[15:43] <Parhe> Not sure why, Garwall always made me feel safe
by Sentinel XV » Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:26 pm
The United Federation of Russia
The United Federation of Russia
ENCRYPTION .. High
TO .. The Pacific Coalition
FROM .. United Federation of Russia
Greetings, Comrade Starkey. We have reviewed your request for audience and establishment of relations, and have found that it would indeed be beneficial for such a talk to occur. We would request your presence in 3 weeks time here in Moscow for a summit to occur between both of our leaderships. We look forward to dealing with the Pacific Coalition and believe that, if an agreement could be reached, it would surely be in the best interest for both of our great nations.
Signed,
The Executive Council of the United Federation of Russia
‹ all genius is a conquering of chaos and mystery ›
by Katyuscha » Tue Jul 03, 2012 3:00 pm
by Neros » Tue Jul 03, 2012 7:44 pm
by Neo Arcad » Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:12 pm
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".
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