Now, If you have a favorite Edward (He must be fictional) or name variation of Edward, he is eligible to compete! All Edwards Welcome! Here are a few rules though:
1. You must register the Edward, He (or in at least one case, she) cannot be played by more than one person
2. The Edward of Choice must be referred to by “team” (Cullen will be “Team Twinkletits” for instance) since otherwise it could get real confusing. Please provide a team name when submitting a contestant.
3. The Edward’s Relatives, friends, enemies and mentors from their universe are allowed to assist their “team” in certain events. All other times, they can help the team destroy Cullen, or simply sit in the arena bleachers.
4. I, Minister Jadwiga of Vudnia, Appoint myself Grand Marshal of these events. I shall decide when an event begins and ends, Keep score, and determine what events shall take place next. Everyone else is free to suggest events which the Edwards might undertake, and of course submitting players.
And now, a few of the contests:
-Ballroom Dancing
-Paintball
-Guitar Hero
-500-mile race
-Fashion show
-Chubby bunny
-Pumpkin carving... then chunckin'
-Competitive Rock, Paper, Scissors
-Beatboxing
-Caber-toss
-Figure skating
-“Order a pizza while stoned”
-Minefield Golf
-“Chopped” Style cooking contest
-Dwarf Toss
-Brokian Ultra Cricket
-Rock smashing
-Snowball war
-Karaoke
-Poker
-Marco Polo... in a dumpster
-Wife/girlfriend carrying race
-“The Room” Drinking Game (Rules to be explained later)
-Kick-to-death
-Parkour race across NYC
-“Anything Goes” martial arts
-“Black tie” Swimming race
-Needlepoint
And the teams so far:
Team Twinkletits (Edward Cullen from the “Twilight” series)
Team High-five (Edward Scissorhands) Hosted by Phalnia
Team Pipsqueak (Edward Elric) Hosted by Selung
Team Arizuma (Edward Casaubon of Middlemarch)Hosted by Minzo
Team Medusa (Ed from the Medusa Project) Hosted by Ronationils