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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:56 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Camicon wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
You're better off than me. I don't know what bench pressing is.

Actually I probably do, I just don't understand what bench pressing means, which is different.

Actually, fifty pounds would be about the amount that Cassie can bench (considering her accident, and all). An untrained, healthy, adult woman, weighing 100lbs, should be able to bench roughly 50lbs. Here's a chart.

And, Zarkenis, a bench press is as such:

1) Lie on top of a bench, on your back.
2) Behind and above your head should be a stand, on which rests a long bar with an equal amount of weight at either end.
3) Lift this bar up, and move it until it is above your chest.
4) In a controlled manner, lower the bar, and raise it, without arching your back. Do this as many times as you feel comfortable.
5) Replace the bar onto the stand.

Congrats! You've just used a bench press.

Of course, there are different types of benches you can use, to isolate specific muscles in you chest and shoulders. And there are different techniques to do the same. But that's the general concept of a bench press.


Oh. That.

Yeah, I've seen it before.

See, what I meant by "I don't understand what it means" was that I didn't understand the meaning of the words "bench press", because I'm not a native English speaker, so yeah. :P.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:17 pm
by Corrian
Camicon wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
You're better off than me. I don't know what bench pressing is.

Actually I probably do, I just don't understand what bench pressing means, which is different.

Actually, fifty pounds would be about the amount that Cassie can bench (considering her accident, and all). An untrained, healthy, adult woman, weighing 100lbs, should be able to bench roughly 50lbs. Here's a chart.

And, Zarkenis, a bench press is as such:

1) Lie on top of a bench, on your back.
2) Behind and above your head should be a stand, on which rests a long bar with an equal amount of weight at either end.
3) Lift this bar up, and move it until it is above your chest.
4) In a controlled manner, lower the bar, and raise it, without arching your back. Do this as many times as you feel comfortable.
5) Replace the bar onto the stand.

Congrats! You've just used a bench press.

Of course, there are different types of benches you can use, to isolate specific muscles in you chest and shoulders. And there are different techniques to do the same. But that's the general concept of a bench press.

This sounds similar to what we have. We have a thing that's like, not a bar with weights on the end, but it's got like these 'pipes' you hook onto something, where it says '50 pounds' and whatnot, and you pull those towards you and whatnot, exercising that way. Seems close enough to bench pressing to me.

It also has a lot of other things hooked up to it that you can use too, for like leg exercise, so it's pretty much a multitask machine.

I've always found the idea of a gym silly though (Having personal exercising machines is okay), because I'd much rather get out and hike or ride my bike then sit in a gym all day. Though, it really depends what you do in a gym. I saw a picture going like "Let's have a moment of prayer for people who are stuck in traffic when going to the gym so they can sit on their stationary bicycles", but I know you can make really good use of a gym.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:19 pm
by Camicon
Have to go to work now. If you want to finish up the lesson, have someone else help Burton, instead of Tara. Perhaps Chram, or Fry.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:30 pm
by Nfhd
Will could take Taras place with or without powers. I'll be at home all night so I can post for as long as I am awake.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:06 pm
by Northern Dominus
Camicon wrote:Have to go to work now. If you want to finish up the lesson, have someone else help Burton, instead of Tara. Perhaps Chram, or Fry.
Oh it can wait, this is too much fun :twisted:

By the way if I'm ad-libbing too much for Tara feel free to chime in. I know she's a trained fighter and I'm cogniscent of it, but if it gets to the point where she's being unduly de-powered feel free to object.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:51 pm
by AETEN II
Hm, before I post, I just realized that despite lacking his strength, Erkenfried actually couldn't participate in self defense class due to his claws, which qualify as a lethal weapon, seein they would easily slice flesh open and sever tendons.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:33 pm
by Camicon
Northern Dominus wrote:
Camicon wrote:Have to go to work now. If you want to finish up the lesson, have someone else help Burton, instead of Tara. Perhaps Chram, or Fry.
Oh it can wait, this is too much fun :twisted:

By the way if I'm ad-libbing too much for Tara feel free to chime in. I know she's a trained fighter and I'm cogniscent of it, but if it gets to the point where she's being unduly de-powered feel free to object.

She's trained to fight with weapons, specifically. Not unarmed. So this is pretty new for her.
Though it would be cool if she could land a hit on Burton this next time. 8)

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 9:54 pm
by Corrian
I just pictured Cassie trying an attempt at something and just completely getting her ass kicked :blink:

Why do you think of these things at random mind? Sure, it's probably very true....but you don't really need to think of that at random...

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:33 pm
by Camicon
Posted Tara's last attempt to pull one over on Burton. I was inspired by his thinking she was 'headstrong'. :p

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:37 pm
by AETEN II
But should Erkenfried have some sort of gloves on before I post? Or like caps on his claws?

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:38 pm
by Camicon
AETEN II wrote:But should Erkenfried have some sort of gloves on before I post? Or like caps on his claws?

I'm sure the school would have taken such things into consideration. If they have hearts for him to eat, I'd assume they'll have some 'claw-caps' for him to wear.

[EDIT] You should still edit Fry's last actions.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:47 pm
by AETEN II
Camicon wrote:
AETEN II wrote:But should Erkenfried have some sort of gloves on before I post? Or like caps on his claws?

I'm sure the school would have taken such things into consideration. If they have hearts for him to eat, I'd assume they'll have some 'claw-caps' for him to wear.

[EDIT] You should still edit Fry's last actions.

GODDAMMIT.

I just got the idea of the 'soft paws' we used to use for one of my cats when he was a kitten. Well there goes the creepy factor for Erkenfried.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 1:45 am
by Terintania
AETEN II wrote:
Camicon wrote:I'm sure the school would have taken such things into consideration. If they have hearts for him to eat, I'd assume they'll have some 'claw-caps' for him to wear.

[EDIT] You should still edit Fry's last actions.

GODDAMMIT.

I just got the idea of the 'soft paws' we used to use for one of my cats when he was a kitten. Well there goes the creepy factor for Erkenfried.


Did you ever edit the last post that you were supposed to edit?

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:55 am
by Ularn
Had a busy weekend and couldn't post. Have I missed anything important or is Burton's class still ongoing?

...Not that I was meaning Burton's class was was unimportant; I just didn't was to miss a plot development.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:55 am
by Northern Dominus
Camicon wrote:She's trained to fight with weapons, specifically. Not unarmed. So this is pretty new for her.
Though it would be cool if she could land a hit on Burton this next time. 8)
Erm..maybe...but you do realize that Burton is the interim self-defense instructor for a good reason :D

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:38 am
by Orinon
So I finally, FINALLY, managed to finish Mass Effect 1 and 2 and am now playing Mass Effect 3.

Goodbye (what was life of) my life. You will be missed.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:52 am
by Ularn
Orinon wrote:So I finally, FINALLY, managed to finish Mass Effect 1 and 2 and am now playing Mass Effect 3.

Goodbye (what was life of) my life. You will be missed.

How many of your crew survived ME2?

And if you tell me you killed Mordin I swear I will reach through the Internet and strangle you :kiss:

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:00 am
by Orinon
Ularn wrote:
Orinon wrote:So I finally, FINALLY, managed to finish Mass Effect 1 and 2 and am now playing Mass Effect 3.

Goodbye (what was life of) my life. You will be missed.

How many of your crew survived ME2?

And if you tell me you killed Mordin I swear I will reach through the Internet and strangle you :kiss:


My Shepard is Paragon.

Most of the time.

Renegade interrupts too gamebreaking to deny. And the Collector base....

And everyone but Jack survived. Fuck that paragon check.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:23 am
by Ularn
Orinon wrote:
Ularn wrote:How many of your crew survived ME2?

And if you tell me you killed Mordin I swear I will reach through the Internet and strangle you :kiss:


My Shepard is Paragon.

Most of the time.

Renegade interrupts too gamebreaking to deny. And the Collector base....

And everyone but Jack survived. Fuck that paragon check.

Really? I went for Jack over Miranda (or, as I preferred to call her, "that incompetent Mary-Sue who needs to be shoved out an airlock) every time. Did a Paragon run-through as well and saved everyone (and the Collector Base, though my Shepard would have handed it over to the Coucil or Alliance instead of Cerberus, which to me seems so obvious a choice that it should have been an option) except Miranda (see above) and Jacob (if he's willing to go into the vents then that's fine by me; better Cerberus' pet gorilla than Tali or Legion or someone who's wellbeing I care about) and deliberately avoided making Miranda loyal because then she becomes all but invincible. Even when she's disloyal, the only way to guarantee killing her is to take her with you against the Reaper Larvae.

So yeah, was pretty determined not to see her again in ME3.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:25 am
by Orinon
Ularn wrote:
Orinon wrote:
My Shepard is Paragon.

Most of the time.

Renegade interrupts too gamebreaking to deny. And the Collector base....

And everyone but Jack survived. Fuck that paragon check.

Really? I went for Jack over Miranda (or, as I preferred to call her, "that incompetent Mary-Sue who needs to be shoved out an airlock) every time. Did a Paragon run-through as well and saved everyone but Miranda (see above) and Jacob (if he's willing to go into the vents then that's fine by me; better Cerberus' pet gorilla than Tali or Legion or someone who's wellbeing I care about) and deliberately avoided making Miranda loyal because then she becomes all but invincible. Even when she's disloyal, the only way to guarantee killing her is to take her with you against the Reaper Larvae.

So yeah, was pretty determined not to see her again in ME3.


Really? You do realise she has a rather big subplot in ME3, right?

Plus, the amount of paragon required for that check... Holy shit, I'm pretty sure its impossible past a certain point.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:31 am
by Nakarisaune
Time to consult Dear Wikipedia to figure out what you're talking about!

Anyway, I have almost my normal amount of internet access, so anyone can feel free to bother my characters, I'll finally be able to reply within a day!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:49 am
by Ularn
Orinon wrote:
Ularn wrote:Really? I went for Jack over Miranda (or, as I preferred to call her, "that incompetent Mary-Sue who needs to be shoved out an airlock) every time. Did a Paragon run-through as well and saved everyone but Miranda (see above) and Jacob (if he's willing to go into the vents then that's fine by me; better Cerberus' pet gorilla than Tali or Legion or someone who's wellbeing I care about) and deliberately avoided making Miranda loyal because then she becomes all but invincible. Even when she's disloyal, the only way to guarantee killing her is to take her with you against the Reaper Larvae.

So yeah, was pretty determined not to see her again in ME3.


Really? You do realise she has a rather big subplot in ME3, right?

Plus, the amount of paragon required for that check... Holy shit, I'm pretty sure its impossible past a certain point.

By the end of the game I had the Paragon points to make them both loyal; I just chose not to. As far as I'm aware, Miranda's not essential for getting the happy ending to any of the third game's major arcs like Tali or Legion are. I don't think my experience suffered from her absence and, since I never had to thank, speak to or even look at the almighty pain-in-my-arse, I suspect it might even have been enriched :P

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:08 am
by Northern Dominus
Ularn wrote:
Orinon wrote:
Really? You do realise she has a rather big subplot in ME3, right?

Plus, the amount of paragon required for that check... Holy shit, I'm pretty sure its impossible past a certain point.

By the end of the game I had the Paragon points to make them both loyal; I just chose not to. As far as I'm aware, Miranda's not essential for getting the happy ending to any of the third game's major arcs like Tali or Legion are. I don't think my experience suffered from her absence and, since I never had to thank, speak to or even look at the almighty pain-in-my-arse, I suspect it might even have been enriched :P
Yeah...Jack wasn't exactly Ms Winning Personality either. Pretty much an archetype of the cyberpunk riot girl with a bit of telepath... I mean Biotics thrown in there :P

Of course the biggest disappointment from ME2? No cure fore Azure Fever until Lair of the Shadow Broker was made available. Which was made worse with Samara's combat-nun outfit :P

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:15 am
by Camicon
Northern Dominus wrote:
Camicon wrote:She's trained to fight with weapons, specifically. Not unarmed. So this is pretty new for her.
Though it would be cool if she could land a hit on Burton this next time. 8)
Erm..maybe...but you do realize that Burton is the interim self-defense instructor for a good reason :D

I'm curious? What did Burton do, exactly, to avoid her headbutt?

PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:20 am
by Northern Dominus
Camicon wrote:
Northern Dominus wrote:Erm..maybe...but you do realize that Burton is the interim self-defense instructor for a good reason :D

I'm curious? What did Burton do, exactly, to avoid her headbutt?
Grabbed her by the collar and rolled backwards while using a leg as a catapult. Momentum redirected and headbutt avoided.

In essence he did one of these:
Yoko Tomoe Nage

But held on and rolled through.