NationStates

Vernon Cartwright: Going the Extra Mile

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:We were just outside the building.


NEI still needs to, and possibly a couple others. Once they've been taken care of I'll continue, unless you were planning on fucking with all of us and making the entire acquisition scene pointless.

Alright, continue when you're ready.

You can railroad us now or wait for Mark's friends and the supplies to arrive.

Rupudska wrote:Catrin has an FAL. Like a BOSS.

Olegsandr has a tactical crossbow and a titanium sword-cane. Like a BOSS.

Still not an FAL.

Also, ASBESTOS-FREE CHOCOLATE.

That sounds like either a really bad band or a fairly good meme.

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Alright, continue when you're ready.

You can railroad us now or wait for Mark's friends and the supplies to arrive.

Hey hey, G said you can do whatever you want in San Francisco, and he didn't lie. Shit will go when the supplies arrive, but I'm railroading you into any particular thing other than stay in the city and find the Viper in thirty days.

The Nuclear Fist wrote:

Rupudska wrote:Catrin has an FAL. Like a BOSS.

Olegsandr has a tactical crossbow and a titanium sword-cane. Like a BOSS.

Damien has an AK-74. Like a PRINCIPAL.

New East Ireland wrote:

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Olegsandr has a tactical crossbow and a titanium sword-cane. Like a BOSS.

Damien has an AK-74. Like a PRINCIPAL.

Randy has a machete, an AP SMG, and an AP pistol. FUCKING BODY ARMOR LIKE A BOSS.

Rupudska wrote:Still not an FAL.

Also, ASBESTOS-FREE CHOCOLATE.

That sounds like either a really bad band or a fairly good meme.

More like an oddly specific denial.

The Nuclear Fist wrote:

Rupudska wrote:Still not an FAL.

Also, ASBESTOS-FREE CHOCOLATE.

That sounds like either a really bad band or a fairly good meme.

More like an oddly specific denial.

So it's Clearly-asbestos-free-nope-not-one-chance-of-dying-from-asbestos-poisoning-if-you-eat-this Chocolate?

I now like Catrin for her opinion on American beer.

Also, you're getting to know each other! Yay!

Neo Arcad wrote:

New East Ireland wrote:Damien has an AK-74. Like a PRINCIPAL.

Randy has a machete, an AP SMG, and an AP pistol. FUCKING BODY ARMOR LIKE A BOSS.

<smacks you and everyone else not using specific weapons>

You sound stupid when you just say "AP SMG" or "AP pistol", like some kid who grew up playing Halo.

I'll keep Mark's a secret for now.

Rupudska wrote:

The Nuclear Fist wrote:More like an oddly specific denial.

So it's Clearly-asbestos-free-nope-not-one-chance-of-dying-from-asbestos-poisoning-if-you-eat-this Chocolate?

Olegsandr Tasmagambetov and the Totally Asbestos Free and Not Deadly At All Chocolate Factory!

We need to get Tim Burton on this, ASAP!

I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.

Metanih wrote:I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.

To be fair, Vernon is preparing himself, but in a roundabout manner.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I now like Catrin for her opinion on American beer.

It's true, and it's something I know while being too young. Most Europeans agree that American beer (Specifically our pale ale) tastes either very watered-down, or like piss.

Metanih wrote:I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.

I haz the Kukri...

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:

Metanih wrote:I have a silver-coated blade. And a pistol. And a silver-coated knife.
I seem to be the only one specifically prepared for supernatural creatures.

I haz the Kukri...

The power of the Hindus is in your one hand.

Is Randy from University of Oregon or Oregon State? You said OS earlier, and now you're saying UoO.

As an avid watcher of the Beavers-Ducks games, this is very important for me.

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:

Neo Arcad wrote:
Randy has a machete, an AP SMG, and an AP pistol. FUCKING BODY ARMOR LIKE A BOSS.

<smacks you and everyone else not using specific weapons>

You sound stupid when you just say "AP SMG" or "AP pistol", like some kid who grew up playing Halo.

I'll keep Mark's a secret for now.

Fine. A 5-7 and a P90. Are you happy? Maybe I should specify the type of machete? Or what brand of jeans he wears? You're like a Life Nazi.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Is Randy from University of Oregon or Oregon State? You said OS earlier, and now you're saying UoO.

As an avid watcher of the Beavers-Ducks games, this is very important for me.

Oops, typo. He's from OS.

Neo Arcad wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Is Randy from University of Oregon or Oregon State? You said OS earlier, and now you're saying UoO.

As an avid watcher of the Beavers-Ducks games, this is very important for me.

Oops, typo. He's from OS.

Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Neo Arcad wrote:
Oops, typo. He's from OS.

Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.

You won't like Nightkill when he's angry. He gets all green and muscly and shit.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Neo Arcad wrote:
Oops, typo. He's from OS.

Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.

Yeah, I'm not a huge college ANYTHING fan, but I like OS much more. I've considered going there; if I didn't live in Maryland, I would.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Good. I support the Beavers, and you saying he was a Duck would have resulted in my anger.

You won't like Nightkill when he's angry. He gets all green and muscly and shit.

Nightkill isn't a Pakistani.