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Vortiaganica
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Postby Vortiaganica » Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:52 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Vortiaganica wrote:The Mythbusters proved that there is a specific chemical used in many common brands of pepper spray, and omitted in many others, that does indeed cause flames when contacted with a taser.

Besides, with Mika gone we need moar pepper spray.

Night Zark.


Yes, but knowing Nightkill, we'll be purchasing pepper spray that doesn't contain those chemicals.


If it works, my character's going to use it to make curry.

And have someone else taste it first. Perhaps Olag. It would be nice to break the forth wall momentarily.
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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:52 pm

Yes, the pocket armoury includes a section for lighters and a section for religious texts.

Page 10... I won't mention what's on Page 10, and nobody will ever go onto Page 10, which may become a plot point later on down the line.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Vortiaganica
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Postby Vortiaganica » Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:54 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Yes, the pocket armoury includes a section for lighters and a section for religious texts.

Page 10... I won't mention what's on Page 10, and nobody will ever go onto Page 10, which may become a plot point later on down the line.


The Doctor is almost gravitating towards page 10 just because you told Vernon not to.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:56 pm

Vortiaganica wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Yes, the pocket armoury includes a section for lighters and a section for religious texts.

Page 10... I won't mention what's on Page 10, and nobody will ever go onto Page 10, which may become a plot point later on down the line.


The Doctor is almost gravitating towards page 10 just because you told Vernon not to.


"Hey Doc, what's on page 10?"

"Vernon. Just run. Run now."

"Wha-?"

"GET OUT MAN! ESCAPE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!"

"Are you alright?"

"So... much... porn... I didn't know it could be weaponized like that..."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:16 pm

Everyone abandoned me.
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Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Vortiaganica
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Postby Vortiaganica » Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:21 pm

I gave you a nice tall order.
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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:18 pm

Vortiaganica wrote:I gave you a nice tall order.

Everything that you can order is listed, and you order it by pressing an "Order" button beside it, then choosing how much, and in the case of weapons how much ammo you want for it (in terms of magazine/clip size), with weapons coming with one full mag/clip.

Don't you just love touchscreens?
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Vortiaganica
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Postby Vortiaganica » Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:40 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Vortiaganica wrote:I gave you a nice tall order.

Everything that you can order is listed, and you order it by pressing an "Order" button beside it, then choosing how much, and in the case of weapons how much ammo you want for it (in terms of magazine/clip size), with weapons coming with one full mag/clip.

Don't you just love touchscreens?


No, because I'm on a laptop, my mouse doesn't work, my touchpad has some weird...mould or glue or something on it, and I have a pure undying hatred of the Apple corporation.
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Norvenia
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Postby Norvenia » Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:56 pm

Yep. Gabriel has an assault rifle. It may not help with the monsters, but it sure can't hurt.

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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:08 pm

Short post, sorry.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:14 pm

Back.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:19 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Back.


In black?
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:19 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Back.


In black?

No, I'm wearing white. :meh:
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Neo Arcad
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Founded: Jan 29, 2011
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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:21 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
In black?

No, I'm wearing white. :meh:


Image
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Al-Harakut al-Islami
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:21 pm

I wasn't sure where the rest of y'all were, so I just sort of made Annette walk into Father Gabriel.
So...how's that~?
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?

"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."

"Wha... what?!"

"I know, I know. I..."

"Can you stop being an owl?"

"Mom, it's not a choice."

"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"

"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"

"Do you have an owlfriend?"

"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
NS's resident Islamist.

I'm a proud American, sweetheart. And a weeaboo and a brony.
I~ Use~ Tildes~ When~ I~ Write~

Check out my dA: http://sharpieinkedcupcakes.deviantart.com/

MEMBER OF THE COALITION OF PONYIST STATES~

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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:24 pm

Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:I wasn't sure where the rest of y'all were, so I just sort of made Annette walk into Father Gabriel.
So...how's that~?


*shrug* Whatever works.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Al-Harakut al-Islami
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Postby Al-Harakut al-Islami » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:26 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:I wasn't sure where the rest of y'all were, so I just sort of made Annette walk into Father Gabriel.
So...how's that~?


*shrug* Whatever works.


Okay, I wasn't sure if y'all were inside a building or something...
...eh, whatever~

So, how's it, y'all~?
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?

"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."

"Wha... what?!"

"I know, I know. I..."

"Can you stop being an owl?"

"Mom, it's not a choice."

"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"

"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"

"Do you have an owlfriend?"

"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."
NS's resident Islamist.

I'm a proud American, sweetheart. And a weeaboo and a brony.
I~ Use~ Tildes~ When~ I~ Write~

Check out my dA: http://sharpieinkedcupcakes.deviantart.com/

MEMBER OF THE COALITION OF PONYIST STATES~

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Neo Arcad
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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:29 pm

Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
*shrug* Whatever works.


Okay, I wasn't sure if y'all were inside a building or something...
...eh, whatever~

So, how's it, y'all~?


...
*looks around*
I think NK's AFK, so it's just me...
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:30 pm

Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
*shrug* Whatever works.


Okay, I wasn't sure if y'all were inside a building or something...
...eh, whatever~

So, how's it, y'all~?

Busy, overworked, tired and sleepy.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:30 pm

Everyone ordered their weapons so I can post?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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New East Ireland
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby New East Ireland » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:31 pm

Sorry. I was sick today, and threw up. I also happened to get a mountain of HW shoved in my face.
"A joke is a very serious thing."

- Winston Churchill



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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:32 pm

Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:I wasn't sure where the rest of y'all were, so I just sort of made Annette walk into Father Gabriel.
So...how's that~?

We were just outside the building.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Everyone ordered their weapons so I can post?

NEI still needs to, and possibly a couple others. Once they've been taken care of I'll continue, unless you were planning on fucking with all of us and making the entire acquisition scene pointless.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.

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Neo Arcad
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Founded: Jan 29, 2011
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Postby Neo Arcad » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:03 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:I wasn't sure where the rest of y'all were, so I just sort of made Annette walk into Father Gabriel.
So...how's that~?

We were just outside the building.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Everyone ordered their weapons so I can post?

NEI still needs to, and possibly a couple others. Once they've been taken care of I'll continue, unless you were planning on fucking with all of us and making the entire acquisition scene pointless.


Done. I felt the need for more guns.
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.

Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.

NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

This is the best region ever. You know you want it.

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Rupudska
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Founded: Sep 16, 2010
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Rupudska » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:04 pm

Catrin has an FAL. Like a BOSS.
The Holy Roman Empire of Karlsland (MT/FanT & FT/FanT)
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Best thread ever.
MT Factbook/FT Factbook|Embassy|Q&A
On Karlsland Witch Doctrine:
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties

Questers wrote:
Rupudska wrote:So do you fight with AK-47s or something even more primitive? Since I doubt any economy could reasonably sustain itself that way.
Presumably they use advanced technology like STRIKE WITCHES

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Oct 05, 2011 4:08 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:I wasn't sure where the rest of y'all were, so I just sort of made Annette walk into Father Gabriel.
So...how's that~?

We were just outside the building.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Everyone ordered their weapons so I can post?

NEI still needs to, and possibly a couple others. Once they've been taken care of I'll continue, unless you were planning on fucking with all of us and making the entire acquisition scene pointless.

Alright, continue when you're ready.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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