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PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 9:59 am
by Finland SSR
New Neros wrote:
Finland SSR wrote:nop no poland
poland is not relevance


14 $/hour * 10 h/day * 5 days/week (I assume) * 4 weeks/month = 2800 $/month

You're so fuckin' rich, bro.


Well, I did mention Russia in my UN post. I can change it to Lithuania - they supported Mad Max at the time, perhaps foreshadowing his involvement with the anti-monarchists or w/e.

2,800 - (18.9% of 2,800) = $2,270.8 Taxes, bro. I get paid biweekly. Plus, I bought a car recently - Dodge Charger SRT8.

Yes, there is no Russia. And there never was. And there never will be unless I want to. :p

Still, that's a great income, at least for me. I still don't have a stable source of income myself - no wonder I have no consoles and stuff.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:00 am
by Kaoiluja
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Kaoiluja wrote:Wow. I'm learning more and more about all of these fantastic and powerful characters and I'm starting to wonder if my characters are really relevant. I mean, Outworlder can absorb a supernova with his telekinesis and then completely restructure it back to its infancy( talked about that as one of his feats) and I still feel kinda small.


I can understand why you would feel like that. I'm fairly certain this tends to happen in most roleplays where someone joins in halfway through. The newcomer finds it harder to become involved with the rest of the players because said player doesn't have as much time (and therefore as much, shall we say, precedent) in said roleplay.

It's nothing to worry about though. With some effort that problem goes away.

If you're looking for something to do, Etla's with Rabbit Girl but I don't think Star would mind if you had Outworlder head over there. I can think of a few reasons the Outworlder might be drawn to interact with her. Since he is something of a wanderer, perhaps he would have noticed her. She did travel quite a bit before reaching Earth, albeit in a state of dormancy, phasing through dimensions and all that funky shit, so perhaps he might have noticed her at some point (doesn't matter when, really) and realize the same thing is now on Earth. Alternatively, perhaps the Outworlder might have come across Asra at some point in the past and notice there is a similar lifeform on Earth.

So if you would like, there's always that option. :P

The Earth Colonies of Titan wrote:What does everyone do for a living? if I may ask...


I don't work, mate.


Thanks for the help man. Once I finish my thing with Shimian I will be sure to take one of those routes. Right now I just really feel like I need some good training for him.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:00 am
by Altito Asmoro
Finland SSR wrote:
New Neros wrote:
Well, I did mention Russia in my UN post. I can change it to Lithuania - they supported Mad Max at the time, perhaps foreshadowing his involvement with the anti-monarchists or w/e.

2,800 - (18.9% of 2,800) = $2,270.8 Taxes, bro. I get paid biweekly. Plus, I bought a car recently - Dodge Charger SRT8.

Yes, there is no Russia. And there never was. And there never will be unless I want to. :p

Still, that's a great income, at least for me. I still don't have a stable source of income myself - no wonder I have no consoles and stuff.


Let me make Russia's app.
please.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:02 am
by Finland SSR
Altito Asmoro wrote:
Finland SSR wrote:Yes, there is no Russia. And there never was. And there never will be unless I want to. :p

Still, that's a great income, at least for me. I still don't have a stable source of income myself - no wonder I have no consoles and stuff.


Let me make Russia's app.
please.

Name: Russia
Location: up your ass
Population: 0
Economy: 1 vodka factory

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:02 am
by New Neros
The Templar High Council wrote:I'm 18, technically employed at any/all local stadium-sized events where my company is hired to run the place. Ticket-taker, patrolling for illegal conduct, directing to the bathroom, and getting free food for ~$8/hour. But mostly high school, finishing for college.


Neat! I just got reminded that my damn electrical company is run by an evangelicalist and he gets all of these random, decently sized Christian bands to come down to our small town of >15,000 people and we have to work overtime to set up for them, be backstage hands, then help them pack up at like 2AM when the show finishes. We still get paid like we're electricians still, so it ain't too bad - plus we get free food, drinks, and a show while getting paid to just laze around.

I need to go to school, but I'm fine working here and I'm making decent money (and I survived some layoffs). I also have the opportunity to learn programming and become an integrator for our automation panels and make from 20$ on up to about 50$ an hour.

Finland SSR wrote:
New Neros wrote:
Well, I did mention Russia in my UN post. I can change it to Lithuania - they supported Mad Max at the time, perhaps foreshadowing his involvement with the anti-monarchists or w/e.

2,800 - (18.9% of 2,800) = $2,270.8 Taxes, bro. I get paid biweekly. Plus, I bought a car recently - Dodge Charger SRT8.

Yes, there is no Russia. And there never was. And there never will be unless I want to. :p

Still, that's a great income, at least for me. I still don't have a stable source of income myself - no wonder I have no consoles and stuff.


Ask Rob, whenever me and him are dicking around on Skype and he wants to play a game I don't have, I just buy the game. I am an adult!

Altito Asmoro wrote:
Finland SSR wrote:Yes, there is no Russia. And there never was. And there never will be unless I want to. :p

Still, that's a great income, at least for me. I still don't have a stable source of income myself - no wonder I have no consoles and stuff.


Let me make Russia's app.
please.


There is only like the Amur part of Russia remaining, though, since Finland is a land hog.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:04 am
by Altito Asmoro
Finland SSR wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:
Let me make Russia's app.
please.

Name: Russia
Location: up your ass
Population: 0
Economy: 1 vodka factory


noooo.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:06 am
by Zarkenis Ultima
Kaoiluja wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
I can understand why you would feel like that. I'm fairly certain this tends to happen in most roleplays where someone joins in halfway through. The newcomer finds it harder to become involved with the rest of the players because said player doesn't have as much time (and therefore as much, shall we say, precedent) in said roleplay.

It's nothing to worry about though. With some effort that problem goes away.

If you're looking for something to do, Etla's with Rabbit Girl but I don't think Star would mind if you had Outworlder head over there. I can think of a few reasons the Outworlder might be drawn to interact with her. Since he is something of a wanderer, perhaps he would have noticed her. She did travel quite a bit before reaching Earth, albeit in a state of dormancy, phasing through dimensions and all that funky shit, so perhaps he might have noticed her at some point (doesn't matter when, really) and realize the same thing is now on Earth. Alternatively, perhaps the Outworlder might have come across Asra at some point in the past and notice there is a similar lifeform on Earth.

So if you would like, there's always that option. :P



I don't work, mate.


Thanks for the help man. Once I finish my thing with Shimian I will be sure to take one of those routes. Right now I just really feel like I need some good training for him.


Yeah, that's fine. And you're welcome.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:07 am
by Kaoiluja
Man, Scarlett Johansson is going to kill us all when she learns about Russia. :p

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:07 am
by New Neros
Also Finland, you forgot to factor in overtime pay.

160h @ 14.00 = 2,240

40h @ 19.50 = 780

This comes out to 3,020, and then there is taxes (18.9%), so it comes back to 2,449.22

Kaoiluja wrote:Man, Scarlett Johansson is going to kill us all when she learns about Russia. :p


Sarah Palin doesn't know what she can see from her house.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:08 am
by Finland SSR
Altito Asmoro wrote:
Finland SSR wrote:Name: Russia
Location: up your ass
Population: 0
Economy: 1 vodka factory


noooo.

I have said so many memorable and funny quotes, but only one, and an unoriginal one, has appeared in the Quotes thread.

God dammit.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:09 am
by Mavorpen
The Republic of Atria wrote:You really don't need to app for nations.


Also Marv, your posts are goddamned hilarious!

Image


Glad I've gotten such positive responses. :p

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:10 am
by Finland SSR
New Neros wrote:Also Finland, you forgot to factor in overtime pay.

160h @ 14.00 = 2,240

40h @ 19.50 = 780

This comes out to 3,020, and then there is taxes (18.9%), so it comes back to 2,449.22

Kaoiluja wrote:Man, Scarlett Johansson is going to kill us all when she learns about Russia. :p


Sarah Palin doesn't know what she can see from her house.

I'M POOR GOD DAMMIT

HERE, I SAID IT FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:15 am
by Zarkenis Ultima
Finland SSR wrote:
New Neros wrote:Also Finland, you forgot to factor in overtime pay.

160h @ 14.00 = 2,240

40h @ 19.50 = 780

This comes out to 3,020, and then there is taxes (18.9%), so it comes back to 2,449.22



Sarah Palin doesn't know what she can see from her house.

I'M POOR GOD DAMMIT

HERE, I SAID IT FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT


Hey, at least we can be poor together. -nods-

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:17 am
by Altito Asmoro
New Neros wrote:Also Finland, you forgot to factor in overtime pay.

160h @ 14.00 = 2,240

40h @ 19.50 = 780

This comes out to 3,020, and then there is taxes (18.9%), so it comes back to 2,449.22

Kaoiluja wrote:Man, Scarlett Johansson is going to kill us all when she learns about Russia. :p


Sarah Palin doesn't know what she can see from her house.


In Alaska, we see everything. Why? Because we are the citizens of Alaska.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:23 am
by New Neros
Finland SSR wrote:
New Neros wrote:Also Finland, you forgot to factor in overtime pay.

160h @ 14.00 = 2,240

40h @ 19.50 = 780

This comes out to 3,020, and then there is taxes (18.9%), so it comes back to 2,449.22



Sarah Palin doesn't know what she can see from her house.

I'M POOR GOD DAMMIT

HERE, I SAID IT FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT

HAHA, PEASANT

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Finland SSR wrote:I'M POOR GOD DAMMIT

HERE, I SAID IT FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT


Hey, at least we can be poor together. -nods-


PEASANTS!

Altito Asmoro wrote:
New Neros wrote:Also Finland, you forgot to factor in overtime pay.

160h @ 14.00 = 2,240

40h @ 19.50 = 780

This comes out to 3,020, and then there is taxes (18.9%), so it comes back to 2,449.22



Sarah Palin doesn't know what she can see from her house.


In Alaska, we see everything. Why? Because we are the citizens of Alaska.


In Texas, everything is a gun. Why? Because we're Texans.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:26 am
by Rob Halfordia
GODDAMMIT ASTER STOP STEALING MY IDEAS

Anyways, I'm officially done. I can't put up with this shit.

Nevermind, I'm gonna come up with a better idea, because fuck you Aster.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:37 am
by Rob Halfordia

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:40 am
by The Starlight
Asterdan wrote:Name/Alias: Peter Bennett/Project Replicator

Gender: Male

Age: 37

Appearance(Pics are fine, include costume if needed!):


Species: Mutant

Backstory: Peter Bennett lived an extremely normal and boring life up until his 33rd birthday. He was out partying with his friends and family, celebrating his birthday, when he passed out and woke up four years later.

Of courser, he didn't just black out. He was taken by the government due to his mutated DNA, which was malleable. It was a special type of DNA that allowed for change, although the genes necessary for it to be used was missing. Because of this, the government decided that he would be perfect for Project Replication, a contingency plan in case the Golden Guardian failed. They modified his DNA to give him the ability to replicate the abilities of others.

The night before they planned on letting him replicate Alex, the Golden Guardian escaped. They trained Peter, waiting for the perfect opportunity to get him close to Alex. Finally, the time came. To help his cover they wiped his memory, modifying his DNA to make his mission a subconscious one.

Powers and Abilities: Malleable DNA, Ability Replication, Telekinesis, Super Speed, Optic Blasts. He also has a power that he calls essence absorption. This ability allows him to absorb the essence of a dying person, house them inside himself, and place them into a new vessel (usually robotic).

Weaknesses: He usually absorbs the weaknesses as well. He also has an irrational fear of rabbits, to the point of causing him to freeze up in battle.

Destructive Capacity: Building Level

Speed: Hypersonic

Durability: Building Level

Lifting Strength: Class 100 (telekinesis enhanced)

Striking Strength: Class KJ

Standard Equipment: His clothes... That's it

Intelligence: Average Intelligence

Optional stuff.

Theme song: Will Add Later... Maybe

Random Facts about your character: He has no clue what's happened over the past four years

Do you mean this fellow?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:40 am
by Rob Halfordia
Star, I am not in the mood for your shit, and yes, THAT fellow.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:43 am
by Finland SSR

Okay, let me logic check for a second.

Me using Jontron clips is unfunny and stupid.
You using TFS clips is a-okay.

I can't grasp the logic here...


I will ask this again when you've calmed down, OK?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:43 am
by Mavorpen
LMAO

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:44 am
by Rob Halfordia
Finland SSR wrote:

Okay, let me logic check for a second.

Me using Jontron clips is unfunny and stupid.
You using TFS clips is a-okay.

I can't grasp the logic here...


I will ask this again when you've calmed down, OK?


FUCK YOU! I'm venting!

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:47 am
by Finland SSR
Rob Halfordia wrote:
Finland SSR wrote:Okay, let me logic check for a second.

Me using Jontron clips is unfunny and stupid.
You using TFS clips is a-okay.

I can't grasp the logic here...


I will ask this again when you've calmed down, OK?


FUCK YOU! I'm venting!

Allow me to redirect 1 leadership point from inventing better OPs into flameshielding.

...thanks obama

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:50 am
by Rob Halfordia
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?! I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR A CHARACTER, AND BOOM, SOME MOTHERFUCKER WHO POSTS 2 LINE LONG POSTS REGULARLY COMES AND STEALS IT FROM ME! I'M GOING TO FUCKING SNAP! THE BIG BANG COULD NOT RIVAL THE EXPLOSION OF PURE ANGER AND HATRED THAT NOW FILLS MY VERY BEING! GODDAMMIT!!!

PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 11:52 am
by The Starlight
Rob Halfordia wrote:Star, I am not in the mood for your shit, and yes, THAT fellow.

Don't start directing your anger at me when all I was doing was clarifying. Take some time off NS until you've calmed down, would be my advice, or at least spoiler your ranting.