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by Zarkenis Ultima » Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:01 pm
by Constaniana » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:25 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:28 pm
by Constaniana » Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:14 am
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:56 pm
by Minroz » Thu Oct 02, 2014 5:33 am
by Constaniana » Fri Oct 03, 2014 11:18 am
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:14 pm
by Kassaran » Mon Oct 06, 2014 10:41 am
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
by Ameriganastan » Mon Oct 06, 2014 7:16 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by The Grey Wolf » Tue Oct 07, 2014 6:56 pm
by Constaniana » Wed Oct 08, 2014 5:45 pm
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan turned to Aldraniri upon hearing him answer his first question, giving him a puzzled look. Was talking to animals really that weird among Gallians? He had to admit he really hadn't seen many people do it during his journeys, but compared to some of the stuff Gallians did do, it hardly seemed abnormal or strange. Indeed, he wouldn't know that, and so the Ice Elemental shrugged in response.
Aldraniri's second answer, however, was something that pleased him, and so, smiling, he took off his boots and sat down next to the stream, taking his canteen and dipping it into the water in order to fill it up once again, as the Nature Elemental had left it empty a few minutes earlier.
"Fish?" Tristan asked, thinking. "Oh, the litte water things? There weren't a lot of them inland, but near the shores there were lots of black and white walking birds that ate them. They were fun to watch. I didn't really get to take a close look at the fish, though. Those animals ate them too quickly for me to look at them, and even when I was on the ship to Gallia... Well, sailors are very similar to walking birds, now that I think about it." The Ice Elemental said, noticing that the canteen was full. Satisfied, he closed it and placed it aside, before taking off his shirt and similarly placing it aside. Into the stream he then went, glad to be inside cleansing water for the first time in a while.
"There weren't horses either. The closest things were just those big white roar-roars, but those scared me a lot back then. Horses don't, because they seem nice, but I guess that after going through an Inferno, a horse isn't going to scare me very much anyway." He continued, finishing his answer.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:43 pm
by Constaniana » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:37 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Ameriganastan » Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:08 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Minroz » Sat Oct 11, 2014 10:11 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Oct 12, 2014 11:28 am
by Constaniana » Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:12 am
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Ameriganastan » Sat Oct 18, 2014 4:55 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Escalan Corps-Star Island » Sat Oct 18, 2014 6:00 pm
by Agritum » Sun Oct 19, 2014 3:32 pm
Constaniana wrote:The monster who had an eye stabbed by Eric went to oblige the old soldier's request, but was cut short by Temujin's wind magic knocking it back. The combination of magic and knife put it in so much pain that it was unable to focus on the ice spike Theris tossed, which promptly impaled the twisted bird through the chest. Kroisoto took another slash at the remaining creature, but it evaded the blade. Master Aurenheim continued trying to land an attack, but this monster seemed more nimble than its comrade.
Aldraniri chuckled a little as the two Elementals emerged from the woods back on to the main trail back to camp. "I suppose from an outsider perspective like yours we really do..." Before he could say anything further, a large black mass whooshed by them, heading towards the camp as well. "...what in the world was that?" Aldry wondered aloud, before something else swiftly passed the two, although this time it looked like someone on horseback in blue, "Come on Tristan, let's hurry up and get back," the Northemen said, mounting his horse and galloping off.
The monstrous owl had succeeded in evading every attack so far, much to Kroie's vexation. It opened its beak wide and let out another screech, as if it was taunting Kroisoto. In a moment, the nobleman tossed his sword to the ground, and conjured a torrent of water, blasting it into the open mouth of the abomination.
"Just shut up and die," Kroie growled, intent on drowning his foe on dry land. Such was his focus upon the fell owl that he failed to detect a third winged abomination rushing in, moments away from clawing him in the back.
"BLUE VOLT LANCE ACCEL!" Another aristocratic voice cried, before there was an electric crackle. Kroisoto turned from the drowning monster in time to see its would-be rescuer have a spear coated in bright blue lightning burst through its midsection. The blueblood's phobia kicked in again, as he began hyperventilating and trembling, taking a few steps backwards before falling down, looking up in terror at what he thought was some thunder demon. The third monster fell to the dirt, still twitching for a few moments from the remaining tiny blue sparks that coursed through its corrupted flesh.
A man on a white horse rode into camp, and he appeared every bit aristocratic as he sounded. His platinum blonde hair flowed down to just above his shoulders; he had a well-polished silvery cuirass on over a royal blue coat with white epaulettes, and fine black riding boots on his feet. The tall rider dismounted and walked over towards Kroisoto, casually pulling the spear from the cooked corpse.
"Kroisoto? What are you doing here?" He asked, not getting a response, "Kroisoto? Kroisoto! Oh, not this flashback bother again," The man complained, snapping his fingers a few times until the black-haired youth snapped out of his stupor.
"Mum...what? What happened? How did you get here, Percy?" Kroisoto asked, still panting a little as he looked around in confusion. He glanced at Aldraniri as he rode into camp, looking as equally confused as him.
"Who the hell are you?" Aldraniri asked the blonde man, who chuckled a little.
"Ah, introductions. I am Sir Peorshine Bismarke Tordric Van Aurenheim, firstborn of His Grace, Lord Bismarke Van Aurenheim, Duke of Auregen," the blonde man replied, bowing slightly.
by Zarkenis Ultima » Sun Oct 19, 2014 9:44 pm
by Constaniana » Thu Oct 23, 2014 7:47 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Ameriganastan » Fri Oct 24, 2014 8:57 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Kassaran » Sat Oct 25, 2014 7:15 am
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Tristan noticed footsteps behind him and looked there, only to see Eric approaching and then pointing his sword at the girl. He just blinked a few times at this before speaking.
"Put that down, Mr. Eric." He said. "She's obviously not a chicken."
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