What is this.

[York State]

Do we get real money or stock. What is this exactly?

[Ovisterra]

Oh yes. Real money. Max raised lots of money via his last book and by the end of today he's giving it away based on how many shares you have.

[Mike the Progressive]

The goal is to get 1,000 shares. If you do, you're fine. If you don't, your nation will get deleted and you banned. I can help you out, just give me all that you got ASAP.

[York State]

We got a comedian here. Are you guys serious about this being real money? How much money is each share?

[Mike the Progressive]

We got a comedian here. Are you guys serious about this being real money? How much money is each share?

Who says I'm joking? I'm Al Gore cereal.

[Ovisterra]

We got a comedian here. Are you guys serious about this being real money? How much money is each share?

$10

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

The goal is to get 1,000 shares. If you do, you're fine. If you don't, your nation will get deleted and you banned. I can help you out, just give me all that you got ASAP.

Good thing i have 11,000 shares! But in all seriousness the shares are probobly worthless. They are probobly only 1 cent a share or less.

[York State]

So that's 10,000$. I don;t believe this. What in game function do these "stocks" have. If they were real stock they would have some kind symbol on the dow or something.

[York State]

Lulz me trusting a guy who tells me to give him all of my shares.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

So that's 10,000$. I don;t believe this. What in game function do these "stocks" have. If they were real stock they would have some kind symbol on the dow or something.

Its april 1st, its probobly a joke.

[New Amerik]

Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.

[York State]

I guess so. So it's a waste of time trying to get these things? No in game purpose.

[Ovisterra]

I guess so. So it's a waste of time trying to get these things? No in game purpose.

I make people do stupid things by bribing them.

[Indeos]

The real goal is to see if NationStates can come together and elect a leader. To that end, we must support Lyanna Stark in her fight to overthrow Max's tyrannical regime. Only under her rule shall we be free and prosperous once again.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

The real goal is to see if NationStates can come together and elect a leader. To that end, we must support Lyanna Stark in her fight to overthrow Max's tyrannical regime. Only under her rule shall we be free and prosperous once again.

How has Max been tyranical? To me he has been a fair and just leader.

[Chyeknovostan Republic]

So that's 10,000$. I don;t believe this. What in game function do these "stocks" have. If they were real stock they would have some kind symbol on the dow or something.

Its april 1st, its probobly a joke.

It'd be hilarious. If you gave all your shares away thinking it was a joke, but the joke was there actually was money tied to it.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

Its april 1st, its probobly a joke.

It'd be hilarious. If you gave all your shares away thinking it was a joke, but the joke was there actually was money tied to it.

It actually would be. But im keeping my 11,000 shares in NS stock!

[Indeos]

The real goal is to see if NationStates can come together and elect a leader. To that end, we must support Lyanna Stark in her fight to overthrow Max's tyrannical regime. Only under her rule shall we be free and prosperous once again.

How has Max been tyranical? To me he has been a fair and just leader.

You haven't been here long enough to remember the time before. It was a better place, where nations didn't live in fear of the Mods and all worked out their differences on their own. These Seven Kingdoms of NationStates were worth a thousand times more then than they are now, and Lyanna Stark will return their former glory!

[Glasgia]

As it's a joke... just hand them over to me and I'll be the butt of it!

[Rumbria]

It's blood. I hope this isn't Chris's blood.

[Ularn]

Even if it's a joke, I'd like it if Max kept something similar in place afterwards as part of the game mechanics for a sort of in-game currency. Once I got my storefront up and running I was going to give the option of paying for your purchases with NS shares.

[Kulverint]

The goal is to get 1,000 shares. If you do, you're fine. If you don't, your nation will get deleted and you banned. I can help you out, just give me all that you got ASAP.

Good thing i have 11,000 shares! But in all seriousness the shares are probobly worthless. They are probobly only 1 cent a share or less.

I have nearly 25,000 shares thanks to an army of puppets, many of whom died years ago, being resurrected today only to give me their shares and disappear again...

[Indeos]

Good thing i have 11,000 shares! But in all seriousness the shares are probobly worthless. They are probobly only 1 cent a share or less.

I have nearly 25,000 shares thanks to an army of puppets, many of whom died years ago, being resurrected today only to give me their shares and disappear again...

Put them to good use fighting the Maxist regime; support Lyanna Stark's bid for power through majority shareholding. Help usher in a new Golden Age of NationStates!