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Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:12 am**

I know you do. I'm everyone's favorite fascist. So give me your damn shares.

Forwards my Comrades,

GT

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:14 am**

Correction, I am the most loved Fascist on NS.

All shall bow down and bestow upon me either orgasm with thine oral cavity, or shares.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:15 am**

No, I'm the greatest nationalist on this forum. I compliment, I offend. I drink, I drive (usually at the same time), so donate to me!

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:16 am**

The Grand World Order wrote:Correction, I am the most loved Fascist on NS.

All shall bow down and bestow upon me either orgasm with thine oral cavity, or shares.

Damn you. We trade, no? Fascist shares are best shares.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:16 am**

Sorry. My favorite fascist is Vermin Supreme. He's promising free ponies. Plus, I don't have any shares to give you, anyways.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:17 am**

Mike the Progressive wrote:No, I'm the greatest nationalist on this forum. I compliment, I offend. I drink, I drive (usually at the same time), so donate to me!

>Nationalist
>Republican
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Olthar wrote:Sorry. My favorite fascist is Vermin Supreme. He's promising free ponies. Plus, I don't have any shares to give you, anyways.

Ponies are antithetical to the fascist ideal

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:20 am**

Yes, but will you get people Han jobs? Because I'll give people Han jobs.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:25 am**

Greater Tezdrian wrote:
Olthar wrote:Sorry. My favorite fascist is Vermin Supreme. He's promising free ponies. Plus, I don't have any shares to give you, anyways.

Ponies are antithetical to the fascist ideal

And that's why you'll never be my favorite fascist.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:28 am**

INDUCE ORGASM UPON MY PERSON WITH THINE ORAL CAVITY, AND MAKE HASTE, LEST YOUR SHARES BE FORFEIT!

D:<

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:29 am**

I once knifed a neo-nazi in an alley.

"that's forked up"

-_-

"too spoon?"

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:29 am**

The Grand World Order wrote:INDUCE ORGASM UPON MY PERSON WITH THINE ORAL CAVITY, AND MAKE HASTE, LEST YOUR SHARES BE FORFEIT!

D:<

No thank you. I believe that would be crossing some sort of comradely line...

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:47 am**

Greater Tezdrian wrote:No thank you. I believe that would be crossing some sort of comradely line...

Oh, now?

[gayfasciststereotype]

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:18 am**

Oh, come on guys, we all know that I'm the most popular Fascist on NationStates. Which is why you're all going to give your shares to me.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:20 am**

Old Tyrannia wrote:(Image)

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:21 am**

You beg for shares, therefore appealing to kindness for something useless.

I pay people to do stupid things, appealing to greed for entertainment.

This is why I love NS.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:22 am**

Old Tyrannia wrote:Oh, come on guys, we all know that I'm the most popular Fascist on NationStates. Which is why you're all going to give your shares to me.
(Image)

Your gift of 12 shares is because of the RP trouble, not because of the frog. Keep this in mind. GWO gets nothing. My loathing of Marvin Gaye prohibits it (except for I Heard It On the Grapevine).

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:25 am**

Greater Tezdrian wrote:
Old Tyrannia wrote:Oh, come on guys, we all know that I'm the most popular Fascist on NationStates. Which is why you're all going to give your shares to me.
(Image)

Your gift of 12 shares is because of the RP trouble, not because of the frog. Keep this in mind. GWO gets nothing. My loathing of Marvin Gaye prohibits it (except for I Heard It On the Grapevine).

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:27 am**

In my experience there is no such thing as a "popular fascist" any more.

But if there were, surely I'd bit the most? Don't give me your shares because I don't want them.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:28 am**

I am the greatest Icesteam on this forum.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:28 am**

Ironmacedonia wrote:In my experience there is no such thing as a "popular fascist" any more.

But if there were, surely I'd bit the most? Don't give me your shares because I don't want them.

No. Now get the fuck off my thread. Pretty please.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:30 am**

Ironmacedonia wrote:In my experience there is no such thing as a "popular fascist" any more.

Au contraire, here in America, the collective psyche of the people is crying out for a British style of Fascism.

is it possible to derail a thread in IPO?

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:33 am**

Look, being my favourite fascist is no greater a title than being the tallest dwarf. You may be tall for a dwarf, but you are ultimately still... a dwarf.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:38 am**

The Grand World Order wrote:
Ironmacedonia wrote:In my experience there is no such thing as a "popular fascist" any more.

Au contraire, here in America, the collective psyche of the people is crying out for a British style of Fascism.

is it possible to derail a thread in IPO?

Crying very, very quietly....

And yes. However, when I'm the OP and it derails into Fascism, it's not a derailment. It's nature taking it's course.

Radiatia wrote:Look, being my favourite fascist is no greater a title than being the tallest dwarf. You may be tall for a dwarf, but you are ultimately still... a dwarf.

What?

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:51 am**

The Grand World Order wrote:Correction, I am the most loved Fascist on NS.

Seconded. GT doesn't even come in second, that'd be Hath.

Posted: **Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:04 am**

Wikipedia and Universe wrote:
The Grand World Order wrote:Correction, I am the most loved Fascist on NS.
Seconded. GT doesn't even come in second, that'd be Hath.

It's the NS Rule of Fascists that every Fascist proclaims him/herself, the resident, favourite, most loved or most popular fascist.

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