Seductions 2012 - Why Vote for the LESSER Evil?
Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:55 pmA moment of your time, dear future victims shareholders! I would like to outline a proposal for your sheeplike careful consideration!
Think about this stock offering. Today, we choose who will lead this website. Today, we have the opportunity to say to those damnhappy huggy hippie do-goodie meany poo-poo headed mods that "We will not stand for your kindness tyranny any longer!" Today, we can tell Max Barry that we are not his own Father-Knows-Best state; that we will determine our own fate, and that we want a new leader! Preferably one that is not Australian! And maybe one that has a nice set of breasts!
Idisdainfully respectfully put myself forward to be that murderous sociopath leader! As I will explain below, I am without a doubt the best choice to become the new majority shareholder in Nationstates. Under my leadership, gone will be the era of warn-happy moderation! Gone will be the creepy mustache ad pimping Max's novels! Gone will be the entire current moderation team, to be replaced with bastard competent new moderators that give me the greatest number of shares who won't piss in everyone's cereal and lock all the fun threads! No more will annoying players be given free reign and slap-on-the-wrist warnings over and over again. Under my reign of terror bold leadership, they will be culled quickly and efficiently, never to trouble our fair website again!
Why let some puppet-wanking player who's only got their own personal gain at heart win? Or some silver-tongued World Assembly mook who would no doubt turn the entire site into a cesspit of legalese? Or..... a brony? You don't want a brony running this site, do you? Ponies as far as the eye can see? Ye gads, there's too many of those damned horses as it is! Except Celestia. She's alright, because I swear behind the benign exterior she's a total tyrant.
This share offer is more than that; this is our election! Our time to stand up! So cast your votes, and more importantly, your shares to me, Reploid Seductions! I'll turn this game around and fix all of our moderation problems for good!
~Reploid Seductions
~She Who is Feared, She Who Wields the Oversized Butcher Knives of Deletion
~The Bastard Nationstates Game Moderator... from HELL!
Think about this stock offering. Today, we choose who will lead this website. Today, we have the opportunity to say to those damn
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Why let some puppet-wanking player who's only got their own personal gain at heart win? Or some silver-tongued World Assembly mook who would no doubt turn the entire site into a cesspit of legalese? Or..... a brony? You don't want a brony running this site, do you? Ponies as far as the eye can see? Ye gads, there's too many of those damned horses as it is! Except Celestia. She's alright, because I swear behind the benign exterior she's a total tyrant.
This share offer is more than that; this is our election! Our time to stand up! So cast your votes, and more importantly, your shares to me, Reploid Seductions! I'll turn this game around and fix all of our moderation problems for good!
~Reploid Seductions
~She Who is Feared, She Who Wields the Oversized Butcher Knives of Deletion
~The Bastard Nationstates Game Moderator... from HELL!
