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Haiku for Shares

Postby Katganistan » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:01 pm

I will write an original haiku for each person who sends me at least 25 shares.

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:04 pm

Traded 25 shares away to The Cuddly Purple Pony-Loving Zombie Hunting Holy Modalicious Kingdom of Katganistan!

Hmm, you already had more than me :meh:
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Postby Katganistan » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:12 pm

My dear fuzzy sheep
I appreciate your gift
Come give us a hug!
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:33 pm

Katganistan wrote:My dear fuzzy sheep
I appreciate your gift
Come give us a hug!


Thanks. So, if I give you 25K will you write a 1000 haikus for me? :twisted:

Better get cracking then :p
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Postby Modbusters » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:59 pm

How much for a sonnet?

Or for a meta-haiku, where each of the 17 syllables is replaced by another haiku? :twisted:
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Postby Mushrenia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:04 am

Give me twenty shares
For this amazing haiku
I switched the offer

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Postby Kylarnatia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:26 am

Traded 25 shares away to The Cuddly Purple Pony-Loving Zombie Hunting Holy Modalicious Kingdom of Katganistan!

Yeah booyyyyyyyyy >:)
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Postby New Coldan Kerplakian » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:06 am

Traded 25 shares away to The Cuddly Purple Pony-Loving Zombie Hunting Holy Modalicious Kingdom of Katganistan!
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Postby World Wide Dragons » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:08 am

Have 50 shares.
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Postby Laerod » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:08 am

25 sent.
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Postby Hippostania » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:12 am

Sent.
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:13 am

I will give you 50 shares for a Haiku!
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Postby Sarrowquand » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:43 am

30 shares for you.

How much for a sonnet?
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:54 am

25 shares sent.
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Postby Usual People In Life » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:04 am

200 shares sent, 8 haikus please :lol2:

Actually, have another 4537 shares, can I have another 181.48 haikus please? :lol2:

Thanks
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Postby Hallistar » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:07 am

Hello and thank, I am Prince Onyeogaziri Hakallah from Nigeria and I wish to ask for hand in investment. Please to give me shares for my family, as well as country. Millions live in poor and sick, and I request your urgent assistance by your addition. Terrible and disease people need return for sake future. Thank and god bless. PS if you are in feeling double charitable personality, please to wire extra to Dr. Kenneth Okombo, government investment analyst.
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Postby Laissez-Faire » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:07 am

Katganistan wrote:I will write an original haiku for each person who sends me at least 25 shares.

:)
Usual People In Life wrote:200 shares sent, 8 haikus please :lol2:

Doesn't work like that, sir. :P
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Postby Katganistan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:11 am

Kylarnatia wrote:Traded 25 shares away to The Cuddly Purple Pony-Loving Zombie Hunting Holy Modalicious Kingdom of Katganistan!

Yeah booyyyyyyyyy >:)


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Postby Katganistan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:13 am

New Coldan Kerplakian wrote:Traded 25 shares away to The Cuddly Purple Pony-Loving Zombie Hunting Holy Modalicious Kingdom of Katganistan!


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I am ever in your debt
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:14 am

Sent you 26 shares. :)

EDIT: Dammit, I was hoping to use my 6,000th post for something else. This better be a good haiku!
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Postby Katganistan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:15 am

World Wide Dragons wrote:Have 50 shares.


Dragon just in name
Doling shares out from its hoard
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Postby The Mighty Islands » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:15 am

Sent 25 of my last 150 to you.
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Postby Katganistan » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:18 am

Laerod wrote:25 sent.


Laerod, many thanks
Arguments are often good
with posters with sense. :)
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Postby Green J » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:18 am

Mushrenia wrote:Give me twenty shares
For this amazing haiku
I switched the offer


TWENTY?! You jest, sir
I buy wholesale for 15
And give YOU savings.
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Postby Abascalia » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:19 am

If you send me shares, I will do absolutely nothing....
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