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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:53 am
by Laerod
Question is only, what will you be doing with your shares now? =P

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:02 am
by Aelosia
Laerod wrote:Question is only, what will you be doing with your shares now? =P


They are worthless. I guess I'll just sig I'm the 5th Nationstates shareholder and wrap this up. If you want yours back I can trade them back if you want.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:04 am
by Laerod
Aelosia wrote:
Laerod wrote:Question is only, what will you be doing with your shares now? =P


They are worthless. I guess I'll just sig I'm the 5th Nationstates shareholder and wrap this up. If you want yours back I can trade them back if you want.

Eh. If some kind of economy develops out of this, sure. But until then I have no use for them.

Top five though! Way to go!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:10 am
by Yes Im Biop
Aelosia wrote:
Kehria wrote:Wow. I honestly can't believe you did that- is this what the world has come to? women exploiting themselves for virtual cash. :eek: :palm: :? :( You are sick and i hope your parents find out what your doing. DON'T GIVE HER IPO!


MY parents?

Do you know how old I am now?


Im Guessing 20-25?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:41 am
by Drewsnia
What DO you do for a living?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:22 am
by Mercury Rising
I dont post often (Im going to start i guess), but this thread provided for some entertainment. hah. This whole subsection of the forums turned into a strip-for-shares party. :clap:

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:29 am
by Arkinesia
Aelosia wrote:
Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia wrote:
This.

I agree entirely.


The mod team sent a Cease and Desist letter regarding that. IT is on the thread, if you do not believe me. The pictures I was planning to send to the top contributors are revealing, but not nude pictures or everything.

Emporer Pudu wrote:It was a tradeoff between hoarding my internet dollars for another 5 hours of notoriety as someone on the leaderboards, or trading them for something itself invaluable but tangible. I made the wrong choice, I think.


I was sleeping, I am entitled to that right. I'm not a slave romanian call-girl or something

Itanica wrote:I never implied she's a prostitute anyway, I implied that she would become one if she carries on using her body to get what she wants.


Oh if only you know what I do for a living, pal

Hallistar wrote:
We're paying for the lulz, shes giving pics for the lulz..the shares are worthless, but maybe she just wants to get into the top place, and she actually did rise quickly to it through the idea. Its her body, theres no problem what she wants to do with it. Sides its an excellent business strategy, and I didn't get anything out of donating to anyone else, but atleast donating to her gave something back collectively. I feel like people are becoming jealous of her or something.


This. I did it for the lulz, and after all, quick and old participants should had realized my bikini pictures were posted in Nationstates before. It was a business strategy as any other, and it worked.

LET'S WRAP IT UP:

First of all, THANK YOU TO ALL THAT PARTICIPATED! I managed to make to the top 5, which was my objective at the beginning. I really thought I was not going to make it after a while, but I did it in the end. I did not join any revolution stuff because I am a staunch supporter for Max's way of managing the forum, I knew it was a joke, but even joking I am loyal to the current status quo of Nationstates. That's for the 40ish telegrams asking me to donate them to the revolution effort.

In the end, this was my particular way of an April 1st joke. IT WAS A JOKE after all. I uploaded a few new pictures, but almost all of them were already posted in the boards. I had a few more to post, but in the end sleep won over me. I cannot post any more revealing pictures, (I had a pair without nudity or something but a bit more "suggestive"), given the forum rules, and the moderators specifically stated I could not send them over TG to anyone, (and to be honest, I was NEVER EVER planning to do so, as per vague promises and marketing clouding. IN ANY CASE, remember my vague language when speaking about pics. You would be getting SPECIAL pictures or REVEALING images. In no sense I ever stated it was going to be NUDE pictures. I am nude in one of those, but I am behind a door and the door covers the bits, so it's ok (you can see an arm and the head). Another thing, I do not post pictures of me with eyesore and a swollen face without makeup and in pajamas and general state of dissarray, in case you were wondering why I did not post a picture of me taken during yesterday.

I'll be sending said REVEALING and RELATIVELY NAUGHTY pictures, (with no nudity on them) to the top three contributors as I promised, however, without breaking the forum rules AND the moderator's warning. I will be doing so by TG to make them feel special and privileged, not because the pictures are in any way more revealing than the ones posted in the OP.

It is nice to know lust is still one of the main drives in people's hearts, however. To prove that was my other objective for this joke. I managed to get a large amount of shares from women too, and that's sooo cool.

MY special thanks to the heaviest contributors, and to all my old generalite and roleplaying friends who also largely contributed to this. I had tons of fun, I hope the ones linked to this thread had lots too.

I'm just glad I got to carry the joke as I expected.

:clap:

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:37 am
by Jocabia
Aw, boo. I was hoping you were going to make it to 2 million. I donated all that I had through a proxy. Anyway, the top 5 is fun. Now we know revolution and bikinis are two of the major driving forces behind the economy of NS.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:38 am
by Jocabia
By the by, who ended up as the top 3?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:47 am
by Laerod
Jocabia wrote:By the by, who ended up as the top 3?

The list of trades is pretty long. I wouldn't be surprised to find out she or anyone else have calculated the results.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:34 am
by Aelosia
Drewsnia wrote:What DO you do for a living?


I'm a journalist and a scriptwriter.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:40 am
by Whittoria
Aelosia wrote:
Drewsnia wrote:What DO you do for a living?


I'm a journalist and a scriptwriter.


Written any interesting screenplays?

added edit.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:42 am
by Qazox
Aelosia wrote:
Drewsnia wrote:What DO you do for a living?


I'm a journalist and a scriptwriter.


So basically no one gives a carp or a crap about your body then, only your mind. :clap:

EDIT in: Beacuse in journalism, only your writing matters not your looks.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:44 am
by Republic of Tropical Partiers
Aelosia wrote:As the best idea ever to get a grab on more shares than most people, I will offer you something completely original in exchange of your shares! I will post bikini pictures of myself as soon as the donations increase! I could even do a strip tease based on massed share donations! Let's appeal to the large and needy male community of NS!

Let's the debauchery of capitalism and lust begin! Who is willing to give me shares in exchange for watching the revealing pictures of a female player? I must add I won the Sexiest Female NSGer of 2008, and landed second on 2009. (Maybe it was 2007 and 2008, I can't remember).

Just to show I'm real, I'm posting in the OP the first two pictures shared as per title:

(Image)

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Mmmmm! I completely oppose the basis of this thread but....I get why you won Sexiest NSG so many times. :blush:

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:48 am
by The Willing
Why do you people care so much about what she does with her body? You don't like it then mind your own business, you don't have to look at this thread Aelosia obviously doesn't give a flying fuck about your opinions nor should she!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:07 am
by Michael Kenmore
I haven't been checking in as I ought, but I did make 3rd, right?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:23 am
by Stedicules
you should obviously continue to post bikini pics aelosia.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:30 am
by Michael Kenmore
Michael Kenmore wrote:I haven't been checking in as I ought, but I did make 3rd, right?

Arg, guess not. More like 4th. I was first for a while.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:48 am
by Aelosia
Qazox wrote:EDIT in: Beacuse in journalism, only your writing matters not your looks.


In TV? yeah right. I work for radio and newspapers for that reason

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:52 am
by Laerod
Michael Kenmore wrote:
Michael Kenmore wrote:I haven't been checking in as I ought, but I did make 3rd, right?

Arg, guess not. More like 4th. I was first for a while.

Man, counting those is a bitch... *shakes fist at Jugandaria*

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:21 am
by Jocabia
Aelosia wrote:
Qazox wrote:EDIT in: Beacuse in journalism, only your writing matters not your looks.


In TV? yeah right. I work for radio and newspapers for that reason

Are you saying you have a face for radio? That wasn't my impression. :p

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:06 pm
by The Republic of Nigerstan
Aelosia wrote:I'll be sending said REVEALING and RELATIVELY NAUGHTY pictures, (with no nudity on them) to the top three contributors as I promised

Everyone else google the word "porn" plox.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 2:57 pm
by Saurisisia
The Republic of Nigerstan wrote:
Aelosia wrote:I'll be sending said REVEALING and RELATIVELY NAUGHTY pictures, (with no nudity on them) to the top three contributors as I promised

Everyone else google the word "porn" plox.


Pfft, that Human gunk? Please. :P

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:18 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Where did I rank on the list of contributors?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 3:20 pm
by Laerod
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Where did I rank on the list of contributors?

You should do an excel spreadsheet of all donors and find out!