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Khorsun
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Postby Khorsun » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:11 pm

Michael Kenmore wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:
Are you attractive?

Let me rephrase that: Are you more attractive than what's her nuts?

Of course I am.
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Batshit insane too.


Madness looks becoming on you.
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Postby DeathNDestruction » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:12 pm

Wisconsin7 wrote:
Aelosia wrote:
Still don't see you in the list of donors.

Human error. I gave about 1300.


1,215.

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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:13 pm

Khorsun wrote:
Michael Kenmore wrote:Of course I am.

Batshit insane too.


Madness looks becoming on you.

Madness looks becoming on everyone.

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Michael Kenmore
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:14 pm

Olthar wrote:
Khorsun wrote:
Madness looks becoming on you.

Madness looks becoming on everyone.

So it deserves shares, right? Right?
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Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
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Postby DeathNDestruction » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:15 pm

Moving to current page (Up to date as of 02:26 EST)

Currently 6th place!

Notable Benefactors (single donations, not cumulative unless multiple qualifying donations):

Platinum Level (100,000+)
Neo-Erusea (106,194)


Diamond Level (30,000-99,999)
Michael Kenmore (56,289) (Donated 3 times, enough for each category, but listed once)
Olthar (52,091)
Qazox (50,000)
Bralia (39,690)
Golimarchy (32,568)
Mike The Progressive (30,900)

Gold Level (10,000 - 29,999)
Spartan Philidelphia (27,183)
Serrland (20,115)
The Leprechauns (20,000)
Golimarchy (19,048)
The Comyns (18,038)
Cosumar (16,464)
Arkinesia (16,186)
Eboinland (15,000)
Wesland (14,718)
Hallistar (14,622)
Augarundus (12,000)
Radiatia (10,000)

Silver Level (5,000 - 9,999)
The Grand World Order (9,001)
Nitom (8,686)
Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia (7,430)
Rhodmhire (7,142)
Craulnober (7,133)
Leithian (6,599)
The Republic of Lanos (6,450)
United Gordonopia (6,395)
Der Beardtoniker (5,376)
Nort Eurasia (5,515)
Yuktova (5,229)
Llocsirdia (5,084)
Khorsun (5,000)
Kreynoria (5,000)

Jugandaria has donated over 40 times.\\


Neo-Erusea's load has arrived...
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:16 pm

Michael Kenmore wrote:
Olthar wrote:Madness looks becoming on everyone.

So it deserves shares, right? Right?

Sorry. I don't have any more.
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Neo-Erusea
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Postby Neo-Erusea » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:17 pm

I donated another 2,910
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Mike the Progressive
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:18 pm

Wisconsin7 wrote:
Aelosia wrote:
Still don't see you in the list of donors.

Human error. I gave about 1300.


But for just 9,999 more shares, you can get not one, not two, not three sexy pictures, but four, yes four sexy pictures. Aelosia in a cat costume *cue meow* Aelosia as an Arabian slave trader *cue a loud "Allah" yelled in the background followed by explosion* and two identical, yes, I said two identical Aelosia pocket card pictures dressed as a nurse, with statistics about Aelosia. Keep one in your wallet, mail one to your grandma, give one as a gift to that special someone *plays clip of a woman slapping what seems to be her (now ex) boyfriend*

But wait, if you call in the next two minutes, we'll give you six naughty pictures of other busty Latinas. Six pictures of busty babes if you call in the next two minutes.

That's 4 sexy pictures of Aelosia, 6 pictures of sexy Latinas all for the low price of 9,999 shares.

Call now.

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Cosumar
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Postby Cosumar » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:20 pm

Can I please get my nation name corrected on the donor list? Thanks.

In the meantime, I added another 3,000 :)

I hope it's worth the investment
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Postby Olthar » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:21 pm

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Wisconsin7 wrote:Human error. I gave about 1300.


But for just 9,999 more shares, you can get not one, not two, not three sexy pictures, but four, yes four sexy pictures. Aelosia in a cat costume *cue meow* Aelosia as an Arabian slave trader *cue a loud "Allah" yelled in the background followed by explosion* and two identical, yes, I said two identical Aelosia pocket card pictures dressed as a nurse, with statistics about Aelosia. Keep one in your wallet, mail one to your grandma, give one as a gift to that special someone *plays clip of a woman slapping what seems to be her (now ex) boyfriend*

But wait, if you call in the next two minutes, we'll give you six naughty pictures of other busty Latinas. Six pictures of busty babes if you call in the next two minutes.

That's 4 sexy pictures of Aelosia, 6 pictures of sexy Latinas all for the low price of 9,999 shares.

Call now.

Why do you have to have so much awesome, Mike? :p

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Michael Kenmore
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:22 pm

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Wisconsin7 wrote:Human error. I gave about 1300.


But for just 9,999 more shares, you can get not one, not two, not three sexy pictures, but four, yes four sexy pictures. Aelosia in a cat costume *cue meow* Aelosia as an Arabian slave trader *cue a loud "Allah" yelled in the background followed by explosion* and two identical, yes, I said two identical Aelosia pocket card pictures dressed as a nurse, with statistics about Aelosia. Keep one in your wallet, mail one to your grandma, give one as a gift to that special someone *plays clip of a woman slapping what seems to be her (now ex) boyfriend*

But wait, if you call in the next two minutes, we'll give you six naughty pictures of other busty Latinas. Six pictures of busty babes if you call in the next two minutes.

That's 4 sexy pictures of Aelosia, 6 pictures of sexy Latinas all for the low price of 9,999 shares.

Call now.

I have that much. I just wouldn't give it unless it was real.
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Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?

Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.

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Postby Noders » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:22 pm

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Wisconsin7 wrote:Human error. I gave about 1300.


But for just 9,999 more shares, you can get not one, not two, not three sexy pictures, but four, yes four sexy pictures. Aelosia in a cat costume *cue meow* Aelosia as an Arabian slave trader *cue a loud "Allah" yelled in the background followed by explosion* and two identical, yes, I said two identical Aelosia pocket card pictures dressed as a nurse, with statistics about Aelosia. Keep one in your wallet, mail one to your grandma, give one as a gift to that special someone *plays clip of a woman slapping what seems to be her (now ex) boyfriend*

But wait, if you call in the next two minutes, we'll give you six naughty pictures of other busty Latinas. Six pictures of busty babes if you call in the next two minutes.

That's 4 sexy pictures of Aelosia, 6 pictures of sexy Latinas all for the low price of 9,999 shares.

Call now.

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Postby Qazox » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:23 pm

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Wisconsin7 wrote:Human error. I gave about 1300.


But for just 9,999 more shares, you can get not one, not two, not three sexy pictures, but four, yes four sexy pictures. Aelosia in a cat costume *cue meow* Aelosia as an Arabian slave trader *cue a loud "Allah" yelled in the background followed by explosion* and two identical, yes, I said two identical Aelosia pocket card pictures dressed as a nurse, with statistics about Aelosia. Keep one in your wallet, mail one to your grandma, give one as a gift to that special someone *plays clip of a woman slapping what seems to be her (now ex) boyfriend*

But wait, if you call in the next two minutes, we'll give you six naughty pictures of other busty Latinas. Six pictures of busty babes if you call in the next two minutes.

That's 4 sexy pictures of Aelosia, 6 pictures of sexy Latinas all for the low price of 9,999 shares.

Call now.


I donated 50,000 shares, does that give me the deluxe package of 2 8x10's of Aelosia in pasties, and 1 life-sized pic of her nude???
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Postby Forsher » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:24 pm

I must say I am impressed by the general willingness of this thread.
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:26 pm

Qazox wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:
But for just 9,999 more shares, you can get not one, not two, not three sexy pictures, but four, yes four sexy pictures. Aelosia in a cat costume *cue meow* Aelosia as an Arabian slave trader *cue a loud "Allah" yelled in the background followed by explosion* and two identical, yes, I said two identical Aelosia pocket card pictures dressed as a nurse, with statistics about Aelosia. Keep one in your wallet, mail one to your grandma, give one as a gift to that special someone *plays clip of a woman slapping what seems to be her (now ex) boyfriend*

But wait, if you call in the next two minutes, we'll give you six naughty pictures of other busty Latinas. Six pictures of busty babes if you call in the next two minutes.

That's 4 sexy pictures of Aelosia, 6 pictures of sexy Latinas all for the low price of 9,999 shares.

Call now.


I donated 50,000 shares, does that give me the deluxe package of 2 8x10's of Aelosia in pasties, and 1 life-sized pic of her nude???


No, but you get free-shipping.

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Postby Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:27 pm

Qazox wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:
But for just 9,999 more shares, you can get not one, not two, not three sexy pictures, but four, yes four sexy pictures. Aelosia in a cat costume *cue meow* Aelosia as an Arabian slave trader *cue a loud "Allah" yelled in the background followed by explosion* and two identical, yes, I said two identical Aelosia pocket card pictures dressed as a nurse, with statistics about Aelosia. Keep one in your wallet, mail one to your grandma, give one as a gift to that special someone *plays clip of a woman slapping what seems to be her (now ex) boyfriend*

But wait, if you call in the next two minutes, we'll give you six naughty pictures of other busty Latinas. Six pictures of busty babes if you call in the next two minutes.

That's 4 sexy pictures of Aelosia, 6 pictures of sexy Latinas all for the low price of 9,999 shares.

Call now.


I donated 50,000 shares, does that give me the deluxe package of 2 8x10's of Aelosia in pasties, and 1 life-sized pic of her nude???


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Postby Neo-Erusea » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:28 pm

I found my puppets, I donated another 6,809, which I believe puts me at over 100,000 shares donated. Do I get a prize or something?
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Postby Khorsun » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:29 pm

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Qazox wrote:
I donated 50,000 shares, does that give me the deluxe package of 2 8x10's of Aelosia in pasties, and 1 life-sized pic of her nude???


No, but you get free-shipping.


And handling?
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Rekhan Taneltar, Ankhazar and Sukaradar [Imperator and President]
Wrath of the Resolute Khorsuni War of Independence
Wheel of Fire [IC] Liberian Intervention and Showdown with Apilonia
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Michael Kenmore
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:30 pm

Khorsun wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:
No, but you get free-shipping.


And handling?

I'd leave that to the purchaser.
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Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?

Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.


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Mike the Progressive
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:33 pm

Khorsun wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:
No, but you get free-shipping.


And handling?


Damn it, you weren't suppose to spot that :P

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Postby Neaglia » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:33 pm

There's a whole internet full of porn out there! You guys are wasting the fraction of a penny that these shares have entitled you to

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Postby DeathNDestruction » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:34 pm

Neo-Erusea wrote:I found my puppets, I donated another 6,809, which I believe puts me at over 100,000 shares donated. Do I get a prize or something?


Brand new, PLATINUM LEVEL... by yourself!

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Michael Kenmore
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Postby Michael Kenmore » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:36 pm

Neaglia wrote:There's a whole internet full of porn out there! You guys are wasting the fraction of a penny that these shares have entitled you to

Noooo! We're not! This is special! We really think it is!
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I am Mitch, the original Stargate NSer.
THE HORROR LADY
Mike the Progressive wrote:Goob? Can I call you Goob?

Look Ralph, it's like a good porno. Idiotic plot, excessive moaning, and it's unreal as shit. But at the end of the day: Who cares?
New Amerik wrote:Each share represents a single hair on your Manly Moustache of Manliness.

The more shares you've collected, the more follicles you've got and the more luxurious your luscious, gentlemanly, simply outstanding Moustache of Manliness will be.

For comparison, Max Barry currently has about the same level of Moustacheness as Theodore Roosevelt.

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Postby Aelosia » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:37 pm

Neaglia wrote:There's a whole internet full of porn out there! You guys are wasting the fraction of a penny that these shares have entitled you to


But this is NS related. This is a NS related thing. This is a NS player.
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Aelosia is ranked 14th in the world for Largest Defense Forces (per capita).
Aelosia is ranked 12th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
Aelosia is ranked 25th in the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.
Aelosia is ranked 24th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
Aelosia is ranked 20th in the world for Most Cultured.
Aelosia is ranked 38th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department.
Aelosia is ranked 42th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
Aelosia is ranked 58th in the world for Most Armed.
Aelosia is ranked 51th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
Aelosia is ranked 61th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.


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