Bikini Pictures!

by **Aelosia** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:47 pm

As the best idea ever to get a grab on more shares than most people, I will offer you something completely original in exchange of your shares! I will post bikini pictures of myself as soon as the donations increase! I could even do a strip tease based on massed share donations! Let's appeal to the large and needy male community of NS!

Let's the debauchery of capitalism and lust begin! Who is willing to give me shares in exchange for watching the revealing pictures of a female player? I must add I won the Sexiest Female NSGer of 2008, and landed second on 2009. (Maybe it was 2007 and 2008, I can't remember).

Just to show I'm real, I'm posting in the OP the first two pictures shared as per title:

by **Frisbeeteria** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:48 pm

Yay for sanctioned porn. Don't cross any forum lines, please, but otherwise, best of luck.

by **Aelosia** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:50 pm

Indeed, point noted. Yay for sanctioned....Erotica?

by **The lepearchauns** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:55 pm

...I dont care how much of a scam it is. :shock:

by **Kostemetsia** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:56 pm

Why bother? All your shares are just going to go to AMF anyway in the end.

by **Aelosia** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:56 pm

The lepearchauns wrote::blink:

...I dont care how much of a scam it is.

So will you be bidding? I'm true to my word!

by **Aelosia** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:57 pm

Kostemetsia wrote:Why bother? All your shares are just going to go to AMF anyway in the end.

Not the ones acquired by this thread, no. If I am going to prostitute myself, it would be for my own gain. The ones obtained by intimidation, yes, those will be shared with him.

by **Hallistar** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:57 pm

So uh..what does 14,000 get me?

by **Mike the Progressive** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:58 pm

Haha Awesome.

Wait, you're attractive right?

by **Rhodmhire** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:58 pm

I've always wanted these...

But I need to promote my book - and hey don't get me wrong, Aelosia, you can still order a copy or two or ten even if you don't get my shares, because I need the money for food - and use the money I get to develop the Wonder Wheel.

I'll consider it.

But boy this is one hell of a decision for me to make.

by **The lepearchauns** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:58 pm

Depends, what does 50K get me

by **Hungramy** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:59 pm

This is how you do it people, when you give us what we want we're give you what you want.

by **North Wiedna** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:59 pm

I have 268 shares.

Is that enough?

by **Torrocca** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:59 pm

Meh. Fair enough.

by **Dakini Femina** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:59 pm

Mike the Progressive wrote:Haha Awesome.

Wait, you're attractive right?

Speculative. lol.

by **Conoga** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:59 pm

I'm seriously regretting giving away my shares.

by **Kehria** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:59 pm

Aelosia wrote:As the best idea ever to get a grab on more shares than most people, I will offer you something completely original in exchange of your shares! I will post bikini pictures of myself as soon as the donations increase! I could even do a strip tease based on massed share donations! Let's appeal to the large and needy male community of NS!

Let's the debauchery of capitalism and lust begin! Who is willing to give me shares in exchange for watching the revealing pictures of a female player? I must add I won the Sexiest Female NSGer of 2008, and landed second on 2009. (Maybe it was 2007 and 2008, I can't remember).

You are a sick sick sick little puppy.

by **Yuktova** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:00 pm

If I had any shares left, I'd give you some.

by **Rhodmhire** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:00 pm

Kehria wrote:
Aelosia wrote:As the best idea ever to get a grab on more shares than most people, I will offer you something completely original in exchange of your shares! I will post bikini pictures of myself as soon as the donations increase! I could even do a strip tease based on massed share donations! Let's appeal to the large and needy male community of NS!

Let's the debauchery of capitalism and lust begin! Who is willing to give me shares in exchange for watching the revealing pictures of a female player? I must add I won the Sexiest Female NSGer of 2008, and landed second on 2009. (Maybe it was 2007 and 2008, I can't remember).

You are a sick sick sick little puppy.

This is how the world works, my friend.

North Wiedna wrote:I have 268 shares.

Is that enough?

You might get like five or ten pixels of an image with them.

by **Stagsvlak** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:01 pm

The lepearchauns wrote:

Indeed...

by **Hallistar** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:02 pm

Allright men, prepare for fun time.

*Distributes boxes of tissues*

by **Peace and Omnipotence** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:03 pm

2000 shares is worth how many?

by **Hikaru Agatha** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:03 pm

Yuktova wrote:If I had any shares left, I'd give you some.

Never taught i'd catch you here Yuktova ;p

by **The Republic of Lanos** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:03 pm

*attempts to form coherent sentences*

~~Now I wish I had my shares...~~ Got some...

by **Yuktova** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:04 pm

Hikaru Agatha wrote:
Yuktova wrote:If I had any shares left, I'd give you some.

Never taught i'd catch you here Yuktova ;p

Oh shit

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