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Grenartia
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The Church of Olthar

Postby Grenartia » Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:49 pm

Welcome to the Church of Olthar. Here we pay rightful homage to NS's very own Satan.

Lord Olthar hath rightfully commandeth that this deserveth a place of honor in the OP for being so fucking awesome.
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The Eleven Commandments of The Church of Olthar
Because we're just so awesome that we deserve one more.

Commandment One:
I am the real Satan. Anyone else is an impostor.

Commandment Two:
My dick is All-Unholy and All-Powerful.

Commandment Three:
It is your solemn duty to bring me more souls.

Commandment Four:
You will always obey the Rule of Cool.

Commandment Five:
Cats are fucking awesome. 'Nuff said.

Commandment Six:
Masturbation is the root of all happiness.

Commandment Seven:
F7 is Japan. And Japan is F7.

Commandment Eight:
Tolerance is good. Don't discriminate.

Commandment Nine:
Anime is entertaining. Everyone should watch it.

Commandment Ten:
Catgirls aren't really people, so enslaving them is acceptable.

Commandment Eleven:
In truth, we were all still fapping to Nightkill's flag.

He helped my get through some deep shit in RL.
He stopped Vorograd from vomiting blood.
He reversedWeeGee's fox/chemical experiments(kinda a long story, like Lord Olthar's dick).
He gave AETEN II his own fucking Super Carrier, fully fucking loaded. Yeah, you read that right.
Has Satan performed any miracles for you? Let me know!!


Olthar: The guy we worship
High Priest: Gren
Pope: Nightkill
The all-unholy Demon Prince: Demen
Archbishop: Vorograd
Satan's Demon Body guard: Meldaria
Lust Demon: Luciratus
Soul Harvester: Lath




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S&M Tuesdays
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March 27: The Day Olthar Pwnd in the World Census
April 15: Day of Silence
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Postby Mushet » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:08 pm

So this is essentially the church of satan
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Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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Postby Olthar » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:10 pm

Finally. A church I can support. :p

Oh, and here's a better version of my flag: link
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Postby Kylarnatia » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:11 pm

Mushet wrote:So this is essentially the church of satan


Damn straight! :)

All Hail Olthar! :bow:
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Postby New East Ireland » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:11 pm

Mushet wrote:So this is essentially the church of satan

Is that even possible?
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Postby Conoga » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:12 pm

Grenartia wrote:If you have any suggestions, let me know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfopuBaHQeI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3gxQ1tetAQ
NEI's church is way better.
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Postby Mushet » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:12 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Mushet wrote:So this is essentially the church of satan

Is that even possible?

There is an RL church of satan
"what I believe is like a box, and we’re taking the energy of our thinking and putting into a box of beliefs, pretending that we’re thinking...I’ve gone through most of my life not believing anything. Either I know or I don’t know, or I think." - John Trudell

Gun control is, and always has been, a tool of white supremacy.

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Postby Kylarnatia » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:13 pm

Conoga wrote:
Grenartia wrote:If you have any suggestions, let me know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfopuBaHQeI
NEI's church is way better.


You only say that cause your the guy who technically runs it! :P
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Postby Conoga » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:14 pm

Kylarnatia wrote:
Conoga wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfopuBaHQeI
NEI's church is way better.


You only say that cause your the guy who technically runs it! :P

So? :p
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Postby Kylarnatia » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:15 pm

Conoga wrote:
Kylarnatia wrote:
You only say that cause your the guy who technically runs it! :P

So? :p


So...You're a Promoting Relgious Whore :P

And you can't tell me off, cause the words in the bible :p
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Postby Olthar » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:16 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Mushet wrote:So this is essentially the church of satan

Is that even possible?

Apparently.
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Postby Conoga » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:17 pm

Kylarnatia wrote:
Conoga wrote:So? :p


So...You're a Promoting Relgious Whore :P

And you can't tell me off, cause the words in the bible :p

I'm sorry, I'm an Atheist NEI-ist, I don't follow the Christian, or Jewish, bible. :p
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Postby New East Ireland » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:18 pm

Conoga wrote:
Kylarnatia wrote:
So...You're a Promoting Relgious Whore :P

And you can't tell me off, cause the words in the bible :p

I'm sorry, I'm an Atheist NEI-ist, I don't follow the Christian, or Jewish, bible. :p

YEAH!

I've got another hymn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sahPRqTt-e0
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Postby Olthar » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:22 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Hells Bells
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Master of Puppets
If you have any suggestions, let me know.

I approve. :)
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Postby Conoga » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:23 pm

Olthar wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Hells Bells
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Master of Puppets
If you have any suggestions, let me know.

I approve. :)

Do you like mine or not; That is the question.
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Postby Olthar » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:26 pm

Conoga wrote:
Olthar wrote:I approve. :)

Do you like mine or not; That is the question.

I haven't gotten to it yet. Still listening to Master of Puppets. It is over eight and a half minutes long.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:27 pm

May I be the Pope of this Church? Or a High Priest?
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Postby Kylarnatia » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:27 pm

Conoga wrote:
Kylarnatia wrote:
So...You're a Promoting Relgious Whore :P

And you can't tell me off, cause the words in the bible :p

I'm sorry, I'm an Atheist NEI-ist, I don't follow the Christian, or Jewish, bible. :p


Touché...

You're still a Promoting Relgious Whore :P
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Postby Greater Tezdrian » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:28 pm

Conoga wrote:
Olthar wrote:I approve. :)

Do you like mine or not; That is the question.

Watch your virtual tone buddy. You're speaking to Satan.
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Postby Olthar » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:28 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:May I be the Pope of this Church?

I wouldn't choose anyone else.
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Postby Scientific Enrichment » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:29 pm

I'll be the Acoloyte! (aka Altar Boy!)
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Postby Conoga » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:30 pm

Kylarnatia wrote:
Conoga wrote:I'm sorry, I'm an Atheist NEI-ist, I don't follow the Christian, or Jewish, bible. :p


Touché...

You're still a Promoting Relgious Whore :P

:p
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Postby Conoga » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:30 pm

Greater Tezdrian wrote:
Conoga wrote:Do you like mine or not; That is the question.

Watch your virtual tone buddy. You're speaking to Satan.

I don't believe in Satan. :p
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Postby Scientific Enrichment » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:32 pm

*appears in front of Conoga in blood stained robes of an Acolyte*

*stares at Conoga*
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Postby Conoga » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:35 pm

Ehm..
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