NationStates

-Use a $30,000 loan from your cousin Heny.

Your knee fixes. Everything seems fine... until Heny knocks on your door and demands for the repayment!
Do you:
-Skip town?
or
-Pay back, in full?

Skip town

Before Heny can say anything, you BOLT! Heading straight to the place where you keep your vehicles, you come across two choices. Do you take your:

Helicopter?

Or

Lamborghini?

Aiporhtse wrote:Skip town

Before Heny can say anything, you BOLT! Heading straight to the place where you keep your vehicles, you come across two choices. Do you take your:

Helicopter?

Or

Lamborghini?

Helicopter


You fly to a warehouse and you come across Heny in a warehouse. You find two weapons in the box.

AX

or

Sword

-Sword

You think about the Axe, but you think it's harder to swing than a sword. Now loaded with a pistol and a sword, you feel hungry.

Do you:
Fly to the closest Maccies?
or
Fly elsewhere?

Vonum wrote:Aiporhtse wrote:

Fly elsewhere
you decide to fly elsewhere. while you are in the air, your helicopter collides with another helicopter. you crash to the ground in a big explosion. somehow you both survive
do you

file a claim
or
walk away

> File a claim.

You contact your insurance company... It deems you at fault! You are liable to pay for all of the damages, which would cost hundreds of thousands--if not millions--of dollars.

Do you:
> Flee to Switzerland?
> Accept the debt?

Ineva wrote:> File a claim.

You contact your insurance company... It deems you at fault! You are liable to pay for all of the damages, which would cost hundreds of thousands--if not millions--of dollars.

Do you:
> Flee to Switzerland?
> Accept the debt?

Flee to Switzerland!!
Just as you reach Switzerland's borders, they tell you to hand over your passport. Hold up! You don't have it on you!! Do you
Give up and just go back home?
Or
Try to illegally sneak into Switzerland without a passport?

>Try to illegaly sneak in!

As you sneakily walk into the airplane following a buzy crowd, someone notices you and they hand you over to the security.

Do you: Fight the guards.
Or: Let them bring you to the police station?

- Try to illegally sneak in

You manage to sneak into Switzerland, but then a police man finds you and questions you, knowing you're not from the area

Do you
- Attack the cop
or
-Flee Ahh Ninja'd GAACK *dies*

- Fight the guards

You fight the guards, only for them to shoot your eye. Do you
-Attempt to flee
or
-Plead for mercy

Heldervin wrote:- Try to illegally sneak in

You manage to sneak into Switzerland, but then a police man finds you and questions you, knowing you're not from the area

Do you
- Attack the cop
or
-Flee

Wait, I already did this. Which one do we choose???

/skip me

Singaporen Empire wrote:

Heldervin wrote:- Try to illegally sneak in

You manage to sneak into Switzerland, but then a police man finds you and questions you, knowing you're not from the area

Do you
- Attack the cop
or
-Flee

Wait, I already did this. Which one do we choose???

/skip me

I changed mine.

/skip me

Heldervin wrote:- Fight the guards

You fight the guards, only for them to shoot your eye. Do you
-Attempt to flee
or
-Plead for mercy

- Plead for mercy!

You plead for mercy to the guards, and they put their guns down. You then fall unconscious, and later, you find yourself in...
A jail cell. A policeman tells you that you have to stay here for one month.

Do you...
- Accept and wait?
- Try to escape?

Try to escape.

After the policeman goes to his office, you run away. Unfortunately, another prisoner who was trying to escape saw you. What will you do?

1. Bribe him into helping you.
2. Attack him and run away.

Bribe him

You say that if you help eachother, you'll give him your Lamborghini. He thinks you don't have one, and if you did, you wouldn't give it to him. He runs after punching you in your good eye.
Do you:
-Snitch on him
or
-Continue trying to escape

Snitch on Him

Well no exactly what you would expect, you got revenge on him, but he snitched you back again, which is scary, and you have been attacked by him insead of trying to snitch on him, what would you do?

-Snitch on him again
-Leave the scene

Leave the scene.

You decide he's not worth the trouble and continue your escape attempt solo. You eventually find yourself in a small town, but you have no food or money. What do you do?
- Steal a pastry from an unsuspecting vendor
- Go to the local train station

-Go to a local train station

You decide escaping is a good start, so you hop onto a train by scraping some coins together in your pocket, and pickpocketing some citizens. You get an economy seat to the border of Mexico.

Do you:
-Lay low in Economy?
or
-Take a spare seat in first class?

-Lay Low in Economy

You decide it isn't the best idea to attract attention to yourself and arrive at the Mexican Border, and upon arrival guards come along the train inspecting passports.

Do you:
-Sneak out of the train?
Or
-Wait for the passport inspectors to come by?

You decide to wait for the passport inspectors to come by.
Wait, why am I here? I didn't read any of this.

Do you:
-Restart the adventure, and hope you choose something different.
or
-Through a Non-Sequitur, suddenly decide that you get 3 choices instead of two for the rest of this adventure.

-Through a Non-Sequitur, suddenly decide that you get 3 choices instead of two for the rest of this adventure.

Due to a shift in the balance of the universe, or perhaps, by an act of a bored, cosmic deity, you realize you now have something you didn't before; a third option!
What do you do with this newfound freedom?
-Confront the passport inspector.
-Tell the passport inspector of the gift you were given.
Or
-Attack the passport inspector with you assortment of weapons.

Tell the passport inspector of the gift you were given.

It goes horribly, you get detained in a mental health facility located in Ohio.


A) Try to convince the staff you're sane.
B) Try to escape.
C) Wait until something happens.

- Wait until something happens

And so it does. The key card door to your padded room suddenly unlocks with no clue as to how

Do you:

A) Leave your cell
B) Stay in your cell


C) S̸̡̹̮͓̗̹͙̺̍̑̀ù̸̧̫͈͇͙͛́͗̕͝ͅc̷̨̰͚̖͙̬̙͉̰̤͉͚̔͛̑̈́͋͋̍̂̔̾̾͜c̶̠̻̰͓̫͎͍̗̘̘̮͇͇̎u̴̪̞̩̖̻̺͂͆͗̈́̿m̶̧͖̦̳̜͉̼͕̙͋́̓̋̀̂͜͝b̸͇̯͕͎̯̱͙̳̫̟͖͖͖͛͒̀̽̑̄̇͋̈́͐̀̽̃̓ ̸͓̰̱̖̹̔̂̈t̷̥̖̯̹̹̭͖͇̫̠̽̏̈́́̐͛̽ǫ̷̛̛̩͖̟̀̉̅͒̌̓͑͋̔ ̶̨̛̛̺̤͉̲̙̹͑͗͗͋̄̉͆͛̉ͅţ̵͚̺̮̰̦̪̬̘̣̖̂̒̅̑͒͌̑͑̂͘h̶̢̜͓̭̖̫̣̘̳̆̊̇́͑̓̈́̅͛̈́̑͂̌̉ē̴͖͖̞̹̉̈́͗͆́͘ ̴̡̼̰̫̘̟̣̻̔͛i̸͈̗͉͚̦͉̯̞̍͋́̅̅͛̀̃̀̊͘n̶̡̨̢̛̰̻̞̞̮̱͔̤͕͊̅̂͒͗̀̐́̀̂͐̑̚͘s̷̨͈̩̪̓̓̃̅̋͌̉̾̊̎͗̚ͅă̷̳͍̥̎̋̆̀͝n̵̛̳̩̖̅͌̎̚͜i̶̲̥͍̠͈̫̩̭̫̰̒̅͛t̷̛̬̣̦̻̖͑̈́̾̌̅̏̋͑̌́̈͝ẏ̵̗̣̰̞̄̈̇̕̚

C.

You have a seizure and die.

(NEW ADVENTURE, AND NO MORE CHANGING THE RULES. KEEP IT AS 2)

You suddenly jolt up from your bed, vaguely remembering bits and pieces from the dream you woke up from. Something about a train ride and some guy named Henry. You deem it unimportant as you're probably going to forget it soon anyways.
Do you:
-Go back to sleep.
Or
-Get up and go to your kitchen.

Go back to sleep.

And you keep sleeping, sleeping, and SLEEPING. Until you wake up, you see in the window, it's a sunset but everything, the buildings, people, scenery, even the newspaper, does not seem recognizable to you. And then you look at the date, it's been approximately 60,000 hours since you were last awake.

Do you:

A) Go outside and try to figure out what happened in those last seven years.
B) Just pretend like everything is normal and go with the normal routine.