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*proceeds to get a bottle o' ranch and spray everyone as if it were tear gas*

Hm, of course i am gonna throw eggs






*throws 100 eggs and accidentally throws at somebody’s face.

You want to be How2Basic, huh? Oh well...

(shoots you with 100,000 pineapples that smells terrible)

Hope you enjoy the smell >:D

Lugarvatn wrote:You want to be How2Basic, huh? Oh well...

(shoots you with 100,000 pineapples that smells terrible)

Hope you enjoy the smell >:D

*stabs your back with a banana*
Hey, its also a gun!
*fires that same banana gun down your throat, the explosion nearly rupturing your stomach*

*opens fire on Godzilland with 1 cm peas*

*reconnects*
"Yeah, i'll just.."
*proceeds to go towards the wall near corner with no people to rest for a bit*

Daphomir wrote:*opens fire on Godzilland with 1 cm peas*

*throws a lemon into your eye, the juice irritating it*
I dont like peas.

*eats a lemon with the word /bump on it*

*Crashes a duriancopter in place of a /bump*

Cerespasia wrote:*Fires 9 rounds of chili pepper from CPF-FAL in short bursts at Barredo*

*Dumps the remaining 11 rounds at Assassins BrotherHoodd and Daphomir respectively before hastily reloading*

*Stray Pepper X round splatters against PASGT helmet*

Pepper X is mine! Get your own toxic pepper!

*Repeatedly fires the Pepper X p90

*tries to bomb Baredo with explosive appels*
Nice kablooey, Ceres.
:)

Cerespasia wrote:*Fires CPF-G36K in short bursts at Barredo, expending a total of 19 rounds and dealing 21 damage*

*Switches to CPF-FAL and dumps all remaining rounds at Barredo, dealing him a Mini Crit*

*Ducks for cover*

EY
*Gives you a 64 stack of Durian Frag Grenades*
hehe lol

Bish how dare you still live!


*calls in an explosive watermelon airstrike across the whole battlefield*

I found the control room lol *explodes 12% of the battlefield with a press on an big red button*

Oops

Hetaru wrote:I found the control room lol *explodes 12% of the battlefield with a press on an big red button*

*shatters the window*
BRUH
*slams your head into a pile of durians*
no more control room time
*blows up the control room with a durianade*

*Somehow manages to get and use an medkit*
I was at one health lol

Plays "Crazy summer dance on loop until the food fight stops

Cerespasia wrote:*Changes the song from Crazy Summer Dance to Crni Bombarder*

*Concusses Hetaru by throwing 5 lunch trays glued together and aiming it for his head*

Welp, uhm ggs mate

Cerespasia wrote:*Changes the song from Crazy Summer Dance to Crni Bombarder*

*Concusses Hetaru by throwing 5 lunch trays glued together and aiming it for his head*

*Tosses a Durian Frag Grenade at Ceres, it explodes for 90 damage and deals Smelly effect*

* gets out of concussion and immediatley jumps out of the window * " What the hell just happened there... " Oooh grenades >:D