NationStates

I remember there was one of these a while ago, but i think it died (correct me if I'm wrong).

See title.

"Invaded? By whom? I can see no evidence of any "invasions" other than the Itzgari. And at this point it's not even an invasion."

-Councilor Urpor

“This will be our greatest war yet, These aliens think that they can come to our nation, take our land, and enslave our people. They may take our lives, they may take our freedom, but they will never break our spirit! We will throw everything we have at them. We will release project Endgame, may God have mercy on our souls…”-Sunder Reave, High General

"Maybe they have magic, but we have experience, we will give them a fight they will never forget!! maybe they will absorb us to their armies, but that's a better option"
-A Remulian soldier.

“Mobilize the entire population! we will defend this planet from these foreign alien sunless scum!”- Head of the Solarian military

"Invaders? I don't see any invaders."
-Random Imperial National Guardsman

(you don't have any military factbooks)

"You're gonna fall."
-Asparuh II himself.

"Oh deary me, invaders! Attack them all! _{but bring all the men to me...no questions why...}" - Ms Afanasiia herself

"How in the name of anything holy they get here? Quick, let's fight with all our streng!! and bring me their leader!! please, don't ask why"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.

"HAH! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!" *dissolves into coughing*
Scramble the entire QSN. Get the EWD to full combat readiness and prepare the Death Fields.. And would someone please find out how they can achieve Dimensional degradation!"

- Secretary Theos upon learning of the invasion.

“HA. They think that there PITYFUL army can crush US?! SEND THE MIGHT OF THE EMPIRE AFTER THEM! HAHAHA”-The Premier

This is National Emergency Broadcasting System, NE Emergency FM 105.6, Central Emergency FM 101.5, Central-North Emergency FM 88.2...

...Now Broadcasting the Message of National Military Commission, the Joint Staff Council and the Canvish Defense Force: We have confirmed an invasion to our homeland territory by unidentified extraterrestrial aggressor. All reserved and conscript personnel in the region of: [Affected Regions], please report to the local MoD-CDF Office after hearing the broadcast. All CDF and militia units off duty, please return to the post...

...The Emergency Wartime Article have been Enacted in the region of: [Affected Regions]. We request each one of the audiences in the listed regions to obey the military and civil authority order and the martial law, do your duty, our nation shall endure and prosper.

"Why should i care? That's why i have my generals: to solve this problem"
-Jkin, Kmer of the Imperium.

"Looks like we have a reason to invade them, sack their country, and send them back to the stone age! to the arms!!"
-Artu, generalissimo of the Imperium.

“…”
- Anye Iiagad, one of the millions of Caslaunids who were instantly destroyed by Mutrami’s space erasers

"Maybe they are lost, quick, somebody send them to their rigth target, and don't forget the cakes"

"Lunch?" -Random Civilian

"Why? Why would they do that? Did they forgot about pur MAGE Bombs and Psychoshells...? Screw it were both fucked let's just throw everything we've got at them and pray we kill so many of them they just give up. Full send or no send I always say!"

Execute Order ???: Bombard and siege the core planet of Lycantine with a Imperial First Class Fleet. Use Biological weapons and Plasmic Suprelaser for mass destruction if needed.

"Oh its just like old ti....wait...alright fine place the nuclear minefields in sectors 093A to 094G and that should slow them.
Any people actually competent enough to get through we shall gladly meet." -Blood Moon

What the...? is time to erase them from the face of the universe!!

Send in Michael.. this gonna be rough

(No factbook so treating ns stats as cannon)
We shall destroy them, they’re army is weak!

"I once remembered the romantic glades of Elanor with my swe...we are being attacked by strippers.
It's not even that time of year yet...(pulls out the patriot arsenal) NOW LETS HAVE FUN!!!" -Border guard on Valentines Day

"God if i die young send me to heaven, I've already been through hell...."- Unknown Wolf Guard Soldier

"The Imperium would not fall at the hands of aliens!!! we should fight with all our forces and send them back to the stone age and beyond!!°

"Dawg we're gonna die, just nuke ourselves at this point."