NationStates

So here's how this is gonna work:

YN submits a funny 911 emergency to the dispatcher. The BN will say what a funny 911 dispatcher might say. (Assume you have already dialed 911, and BN has just said "911 what's your emergency".)
If you are the BN, you post a funny reply, and then you submit a funny call in the same post.


An example:
ExampleNation1: My sister ate my waffles.
ExampleNation2: Do a Heimlich on her.
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I cannot smile anymore.
ExampleNation3: Live your life upside down, and every time you frown you look like you're smiling.

I will start.

I cannot type anymore.

smash you keybord with a hammer

The Dodo Republic wrote:smash you keybord with a hammer

you must submit a new one
/skip

Help!, My dog has walked all the way to North Carolina, I live in Pinellas County, Florida

Too bad, your dog doesn't love you anymore.
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pls pls help i was rickrolled

Here's another meme: *trollface*

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Help, I strained my finger while dialling 911.

The New California Republic wrote:Help, I strained my finger while dialling 911.

you have to be the 911 guy to help me tho
/skip

Light it on fire and It'll be okay

Help!, My neighbor is a rambling Libertarian

Post a eviction notice on their house.
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Help Me i cannot find my lucky television!

scare him with the soviet anthem

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help, a friend of mine is currently being chased by a tank

Don't call us! Call the military!

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Help! The phone lines are down and I need to call 911!

Have you tried to play panzerlied to make it stop

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Help!, My New Neighbor is throwing bananas on my windows

Gift them a monke

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Help! The phone lines are down and I need to call 911!

call on your hand phone
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Help my son he broke his pinky toe

do a fundraising so you can get bandaids
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Help I ran out of cereal

Have you tried using pure sugar it's practically the same thing

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Help my computer is about to blow up

Throw it in the house of your enemy! Then go buy a new one
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help my ears i was rickrolled

I'm sorry for your loss. *Hangs up*

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Help! Flint Lockwood has brought a dangerous machine to the unveiling of Sardine Land! - (If you know, you know.)

let him have a chance but prepare to shoot him just in case

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Help, I accidentally ended up in mall, me and my classmates took over a school bus

That's not our duty. Call the mall cops.
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help me i cant stop spamming 911
help me i cant stop spamming 911
help me i cant stop spamming 911
help me i cant stop spamming 911
help me i cant stop spamming 911

Can you spam 912 instead?

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Help I'm stranded in the New Mexico desert with no phone service

have you tried turning your phone off and on again?

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Help I accidentally became a five-star diva

*reverses time*
.doog eb dluohs uoy woN .erehT
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help i wrote backwards

Move your hand the other way.

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Help I'm addicted to The Office

Smash you T.V with a hammer
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Help I got caught playing fortnite on online class