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Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:16 pm**

"Helloooo, I'm the Nost-"

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Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:24 pm**

*Images on TV*

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Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:32 pm**

"Oooooooooh... Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Happy Anniversary, Haaaaa-py Anniver-sa-ree..."

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"Pick a card, any card..."

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"On the twenty-third season of Survivor: Fatatatutti, we still have not had anybody voted off the island. The population is now nearing twenty-three thousand with immigration at an all-time high. Land-reclamation projects..."

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"... the smooth, clean taste of...."

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"In other news..."

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Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:34 pm**

"Coming up next on the program, the dish to prepare for your–"

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Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:34 pm**

"We regret to inform you that Millows Peterson will not be seen tonight-"

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"-get connected today, tomorrow, or any other day with HiveNet-"

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"Travel the stars with Homestead Spaceliners-"

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Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:47 pm**

"Alphonse Brand Duct Tape, the duct tape of champions..."

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"... and then I said...."

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Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:35 pm**

*blocks then changes channel*

Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:39 pm**

BREAKING NEWS!

"Today Trump has posted yet another tweet, the left has been swift to respond with 20 thumbs down and a meme that includes a stern look while the right has came out to..."

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Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:41 pm**

*frantically searching for remote, found under sofa cushion, grabs remote*

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Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:05 pm**

I was working day watch out of Robbery-Homicide, at the same desk I've occupied for over thir...

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Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:17 pm**

"In my book, experience outranks-"
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"Each totem on the pole is-"
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"Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom-"
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"He is the most inter-"
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Posted: **Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:42 pm**

Doctor Smith, please. You're making the Robot very unhappy! Silence you mental midget...

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Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:44 am**

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Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:48 am**

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Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:23 am**

"Get off the couch, and get a job at ManuLabor–"

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Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:26 am**

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Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:29 am**

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Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2018 9:36 am**

*hits TV with fist*
*kicks TV*

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Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:44 am**

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher’s knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cr..."

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Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:45 am**

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Posted: **Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:49 am**

And now for a party political broadcast by the United Kingdom Indep-

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Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:04 am**

"The makers of Azarath and Metrion are proud to introduce: Zinthos. New and improved Zinthos gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And because it's blue, Zinthos goes with everything. Zinthos isn't right for everyone and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, dis-"
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Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:09 am**

...with Nuprin.
Little, Different, Yellow, Better...

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Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:09 pm**

And now... a once in a lifetime opportunity: music videos on MTV!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ioilEr3Apw

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Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:37 pm**

The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord wrote:And now... a once in a lifetime opportunity: music videos on MTV!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ioilEr3Apw

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