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The Foxes Swamp
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Postby The Foxes Swamp » Mon Sep 19, 2016 9:02 am

Trumposaurus Rex wrote:some pointy shoes



but instead they got misled when it appeared
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Skyhookedia
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Postby Skyhookedia » Mon Sep 19, 2016 9:08 am

The Foxes Swamp wrote:
Trumposaurus Rex wrote:some pointy shoes



but instead they got misled when it appeared

into a banana in a clown suit carrying a....
The Fascist Union of East Skyhookedia

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Xeraph
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Xeraph » Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:20 am

one-way ticket to......
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Jerzylvania
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jerzylvania » Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:22 am

election day defeat, but on the day before he decided to...
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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Raploesia
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Postby Raploesia » Tue Sep 20, 2016 5:53 pm

go visit Patra, who had been ruling the desert for some years now. When he arrived Patra was...
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The Foxes Swamp
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Postby The Foxes Swamp » Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:44 am

Raploesia wrote:go visit Patra, who had been ruling the desert for some years now. When he arrived Patra was...



throwing a tantrum because someone had stolen his
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The Sol Capital Territories
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Postby The Sol Capital Territories » Wed Sep 21, 2016 7:06 am

Rylorrian sandwich made out of a mixture of zinc and hydrochloric acid
"Through liberty and justice to all humans of the inhabited systems, We will persevere, We will progress, and We will prosper."
— Slogan of the Solar Federative Party, circa 2091, after overseeing the human colonization of the Outer Solar System.

Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
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Jerzylvania
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Postby Jerzylvania » Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:28 am

The Sol Capital Territories wrote:Rylorrian sandwich made out of a mixture of zinc and hydrochloric acid


they were apprehended and taken to the gallows. Trump eventually returned from the desert after 40 days and nights to find...
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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Postby Talchyon » Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:45 am

Jerzylvania wrote:they were apprehended and taken to the gallows. Trump eventually returned from the desert after 40 days and nights to find...


that he was hungry. So he made himself a sandwich filled with...
The Clockwork Circus - Welcome to a steampunk RP rife with crime, gangs, beggars, and starting off as the lowest of the low, in the lowest socio-economic place there is.


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Trump Gothic
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Postby Trump Gothic » Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:34 pm

Talchyon wrote:
Jerzylvania wrote:they were apprehended and taken to the gallows. Trump eventually returned from the desert after 40 days and nights to find...


that he was hungry. So he made himself a sandwich filled with...


sawdust just like he got at his favorite NYC McDonalds but a goat ate it first. He pulled out a .44 magnum and put it to the goat's
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The Foxes Swamp
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Postby The Foxes Swamp » Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:07 am

Trump Gothic wrote:
Talchyon wrote:
that he was hungry. So he made himself a sandwich filled with...


sawdust just like he got at his favorite NYC McDonalds but a goat ate it first. He pulled out a .44 magnum and put it to the goat's


horn and shot it off which made the goat
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Postby Trump Mega Tower » Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:10 am

Defecate all over his face. With great anger he...
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The Mercenary Islands
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Postby The Mercenary Islands » Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:15 am

masturbated furiously with all his might. When he ejaculated...
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Postby China and America » Thu Sep 22, 2016 4:39 am

A supernova exploded, causing untold...
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Postby The Foxes Swamp » Sat Sep 24, 2016 8:29 pm

China and America wrote:A supernova exploded, causing untold...



pleasure in some circles especially when
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Postby Jerzylvania » Sun Sep 25, 2016 8:01 pm

The Foxes Swamp wrote:
China and America wrote:A supernova exploded, causing untold...



pleasure in some circles especially when


it kept going around and around and around. Finally everyone got dizzy and puked up chunks all over...
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:00 pm

Jerzylvania wrote:
The Foxes Swamp wrote:

pleasure in some circles especially when


it kept going around and around and around. Finally everyone got dizzy and puked up chunks all over...


...the place. Someone said over a loudspeaker, "Cleanup on aisle 7." A short time later, the clean-up crew came, which also included...
The Clockwork Circus - Welcome to a steampunk RP rife with crime, gangs, beggars, and starting off as the lowest of the low, in the lowest socio-economic place there is.


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Ebnious
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ebnious » Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:02 pm

God.....
My nation is NOT aligned to my political/personal beliefs
NOOT NOOT, I’M COMING FOR YOUR SNOOT
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New Axiom
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Postby New Axiom » Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:04 pm

Who then exploded and from his body crawled out a...
Everyone has a plan until the New Axiom Imperial Army comes. Then everyone is just like, omigawd. Run.

My favorite user quotes:
Zakuvia wrote:If you aren't imagining a chain gang of adorable old retirees building a wall with Fixodent and using their Hoverounds as tow trucks then you're not the NS I remember.


Ethel mermania wrote:
New Axiom wrote:
You mean Black Friday as in the Apex Preadator of Capatalism?

Victory is measured in gi Joe dolls and easy bake ovens. It was not old age that killed castro, it was nintendo.


Pringles or Lays Stax? I prefer the Lays.
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The Foxes Swamp
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Postby The Foxes Swamp » Tue Sep 27, 2016 8:45 pm

New Axiom wrote:Who then exploded and from his body crawled out a...



a gorgeous woman who turned out to be
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Petrolheadia
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Postby Petrolheadia » Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:47 am

...James May in disguise...
Capitalism, single-payer healthcare, pro-choice, LGBT rights, progressive personal taxation, low corporate tax, pro-business law, welfare for those in need.
Nazism, edgism, dogmatic statements, most of Abrahamic-derived morality (esp. as law), welfare for those not in need.
We are not Albania and I am not Albanian, FFS!
Male, gearhead, classic rock fan, gamer, agnostic.
Not sure if left-libertarian, ex-libertarian or without a damn clue.
Where you can talk about cars!
"They're always saying I'm a Capitalist pig. I suppose I am, but, ah...it ah...it's good for my drumming, I think." - Keith Moon,
If a Porsche owner treats it like a bicycle, he's a gentleman. And if he prays to it, he's simply a moron. - Jan Nowicki.
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The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster
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Postby The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster » Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:49 am

Petrolheadia wrote:...James May in disguise...

...who was really David Bowie come back to rock us all.
WE ARE NOT SAPIENT SPAGHETTI

Do not mistake me for a contributor to your political threads. I have come solely to mock.
Tsaraine wrote:Nazis aren't known for their smarts. You don't adhere to an ideology that got flattened under a T-34 in 1945 if you're full of sparks and opportunities in life.
Caelestiam wrote:...wait,
Are we seriously in a dick measuring contest over who has the right to declare law by virtue of the most innocent dead?
Sounds horrible and insensitive.
Proceed.
Ethel mermania wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:One does not simply own one's own body. Not when the GOP can shove its trunk up inside you.

It will be yuge, and you will like it.
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New Axiom
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Postby New Axiom » Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:53 am

The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster wrote:
Petrolheadia wrote:...James May in disguise...

...who was really David Bowie come back to rock us all.


And then a military helicopter flew overhead, and began to...
Everyone has a plan until the New Axiom Imperial Army comes. Then everyone is just like, omigawd. Run.

My favorite user quotes:
Zakuvia wrote:If you aren't imagining a chain gang of adorable old retirees building a wall with Fixodent and using their Hoverounds as tow trucks then you're not the NS I remember.


Ethel mermania wrote:
New Axiom wrote:
You mean Black Friday as in the Apex Preadator of Capatalism?

Victory is measured in gi Joe dolls and easy bake ovens. It was not old age that killed castro, it was nintendo.


Pringles or Lays Stax? I prefer the Lays.
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Petrolheadia
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Postby Petrolheadia » Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:48 am

New Axiom wrote:
The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster wrote:...who was really David Bowie come back to rock us all.


And then a military helicopter flew overhead, and began to...

land and then take David away.
Capitalism, single-payer healthcare, pro-choice, LGBT rights, progressive personal taxation, low corporate tax, pro-business law, welfare for those in need.
Nazism, edgism, dogmatic statements, most of Abrahamic-derived morality (esp. as law), welfare for those not in need.
We are not Albania and I am not Albanian, FFS!
Male, gearhead, classic rock fan, gamer, agnostic.
Not sure if left-libertarian, ex-libertarian or without a damn clue.
Where you can talk about cars!
"They're always saying I'm a Capitalist pig. I suppose I am, but, ah...it ah...it's good for my drumming, I think." - Keith Moon,
If a Porsche owner treats it like a bicycle, he's a gentleman. And if he prays to it, he's simply a moron. - Jan Nowicki.
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The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster » Thu Sep 29, 2016 12:04 pm

Petrolheadia wrote:
New Axiom wrote:
And then a military helicopter flew overhead, and began to...

land and then take David away.

But he fought back, using the power of Ziggy Stardust, and...
WE ARE NOT SAPIENT SPAGHETTI

Do not mistake me for a contributor to your political threads. I have come solely to mock.
Tsaraine wrote:Nazis aren't known for their smarts. You don't adhere to an ideology that got flattened under a T-34 in 1945 if you're full of sparks and opportunities in life.
Caelestiam wrote:...wait,
Are we seriously in a dick measuring contest over who has the right to declare law by virtue of the most innocent dead?
Sounds horrible and insensitive.
Proceed.
Ethel mermania wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:One does not simply own one's own body. Not when the GOP can shove its trunk up inside you.

It will be yuge, and you will like it.
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