The Liquid Wallaby - It Melts My Heart (No more Posting)

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"I would just cite the harsh realities of real life as a good enough excuse to drink, but that's just me." She blinks. "Actually, I think the Arkadacians could feasibly take credit for discovering America. Several thousand years ago, before Arkadacia united, there was a small merchant republic in the southwest that regularly made raids into Canada to capture slaves, and they definitely weren't from Europe or Africa..." She blinks. "Fuck it, we'll have a Pravyet day. Even though that city no longer exists and neither does their identity."

"Sounds like a brilliant idea."

"It'll give me more time to figure out exactly what kind of a mess I'll have to fix anyways." She writes a letter and attaches it to a bat before sending it outside. "Don't get eaten by a cat like the last one!" Adri sighs and leans against the wall. "Not sure if I'm going to keep the capital in T'nell or move it somewhere nicer... "

[Barboneia]

"Sounds like a brilliant idea."

"It'll give me more time to figure out exactly what kind of a mess I'll have to fix anyways." She writes a letter and attaches it to a bat before sending it outside. "Don't get eaten by a cat like the last one!" Adri sighs and leans against the wall. "Not sure if I'm going to keep the capital in T'nell or move it somewhere nicer... "

"I don't care where it is as long as I get my own office. And a maid. And a butler. And a large bookcase."
He has a dreamy expression in his eye and he smiles.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"It'll give me more time to figure out exactly what kind of a mess I'll have to fix anyways." She writes a letter and attaches it to a bat before sending it outside. "Don't get eaten by a cat like the last one!" Adri sighs and leans against the wall. "Not sure if I'm going to keep the capital in T'nell or move it somewhere nicer... "

"I don't care where it is as long as I get my own office. And a maid. And a butler. And a large bookcase."
He has a dreamy expression in his eye and he smiles.

"I hope you don't mind lots of noise, then. The capital castle has always been a busy place. It's essentially like its own city."

[Ava Ire]

Ira is sitting down somewhere, daydreaming.

She is listening intently to the conversation between Dr. Yeardling and Adri.

[Barboneia]

"I don't care where it is as long as I get my own office. And a maid. And a butler. And a large bookcase."
He has a dreamy expression in his eye and he smiles.

"I hope you don't mind lots of noise, then. The capital castle has always been a busy place. It's essentially like its own city."

"Fine with me. You should've seen New Volga during rush hour. New Volga General is right on the Main Street, so you never got a moment of silence."

[Arcturus Novus]

"Wow, I've done nothing productive in about a week. How is everyone?"

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"I hope you don't mind lots of noise, then. The capital castle has always been a busy place. It's essentially like its own city."

"Fine with me. You should've seen New Volga during rush hour. New Volga General is right on the Main Street, so you never got a moment of silence."

"Sounds horrible." She says. "I'm planning on having a sort of 'sound-proofing' switch that you can turn on and off for all of the offices."

[Ava Ire]

Ira gets up. She goes over to the old box-set television.

She messes around with the antenna, attempting to find a signal.
"Ah, c'mon..."

Static blares from the television.

[Barboneia]

"Wow, I've done nothing productive in about a week. How is everyone?"

"I've done nothing but miss you."
He wraps an arm around his shoulders and kisses him.

"Fine with me. You should've seen New Volga during rush hour. New Volga General is right on the Main Street, so you never got a moment of silence."

"Sounds horrible." She says. "I'm planning on having a sort of 'sound-proofing' switch that you can turn on and off for all of the offices."

"Interesting."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Ira gets up. She goes over to the old box-set television.

She messes around with the antenna, attempting to find a signal.
"Ah, c'mon..."

Static blares from the television.

Byron wanders over. "Did the old piece of garbage finally die?" He says, walking around the back and fiddling with some wires before pulling away. "... I think the house I built the signal booster in got burned down."

[Ava Ire]

Ira gets up. She goes over to the old box-set television.

She messes around with the antenna, attempting to find a signal.
"Ah, c'mon..."

Static blares from the television.

Byron wanders over. "Did the old piece of garbage finally die?" He says, walking around the back and fiddling with some wires before pulling away. "... I think the house I built the signal booster in got burned down."

She's slightly startled by Byron.

"It's dead?"

Ira stares at the white noise.
"Ohhhh......."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Byron wanders over. "Did the old piece of garbage finally die?" He says, walking around the back and fiddling with some wires before pulling away. "... I think the house I built the signal booster in got burned down."

She's slightly startled by Byron.

"It's dead?"

Ira stares at the white noise.
"Ohhhh......."

"Not like you'd get anything good here anyways. It's just 'Wake Him With Stick' and some shows in Culdranth that come in really blurry."

[Barboneia]

She's slightly startled by Byron.

"It's dead?"

Ira stares at the white noise.
"Ohhhh......."

"Not like you'd get anything good here anyways. It's just 'Wake Him With Stick' and some shows in Culdranth that come in really blurry."

"We also used to get the Barboneian News Network, but then you broke it!"

[Arcturus Novus]

"Wow, I've done nothing productive in about a week. How is everyone?"

"I've done nothing but miss you."
He wraps an arm around his shoulders and kisses him.

"Yay, I'm special."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Not like you'd get anything good here anyways. It's just 'Wake Him With Stick' and some shows in Culdranth that come in really blurry."

"We also used to get the Barboneian News Network, but then you broke it!"

"Oh, poor lad can't watch 1984, whatever will he do?"

[Barboneia]

"I've done nothing but miss you."
He wraps an arm around his shoulders and kisses him.

"Yay, I'm special."

"Indeed you are. That's why you're not my 'comrade', you're my darling."

[Ava Ire]

She's slightly startled by Byron.

"It's dead?"

Ira stares at the white noise.
"Ohhhh......."

"Not like you'd get anything good here anyways. It's just 'Wake Him With Stick' and some shows in Culdranth that come in really blurry."

"Ah. Bad signal here, huh?" Ira stands next to the television, looking at Byron with interest. "Hmm..."

She pulls out a camera.
FLASH!
Ira takes a photo of Byron, and quickly jots down notes on a tablet.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

"Not like you'd get anything good here anyways. It's just 'Wake Him With Stick' and some shows in Culdranth that come in really blurry."

"Ah. Bad signal here, huh?" Ira stands next to the television, looking at Byron with interest. "Hmm..."

She pulls out a camera.
FLASH!
Ira takes a photo of Byron, and quickly jots down notes on a tablet.

His goggles protect his eyes from the flash and he simply raises an eyebrow. "Damned kids and their technology... I remember when it took half an hour to take a photo."

[Arcturus Novus]

"Yay, I'm special."

"Indeed you are. That's why you're not my 'comrade', you're my darling."

He kisses his charming doctor.

"Thank you for clarifying, Richard."

[Barboneia]

"Indeed you are. That's why you're not my 'comrade', you're my darling."

He kisses his charming doctor.

"Thank you for clarifying, Richard."

"It is neccesary to clarify things in life. Otherwise you'll sound like a bumbling buffoon."

[Ava Ire]

"Ah. Bad signal here, huh?" Ira stands next to the television, looking at Byron with interest. "Hmm..."

She pulls out a camera.
FLASH!
Ira takes a photo of Byron, and quickly jots down notes on a tablet.

His goggles protect his eyes from the flash and he simply raises an eyebrow. "Damned kids and their technology... I remember when it took half an hour to take a photo."

Ira finishes her notes.

"Is that so? Ah yes I remember, your species is still transitioning from being complete savages to actual civilized people....So yes, cameras have advanced since...whenever you were born..."
Ira gives him a nonchalant shrug.

[Arcturus Novus]

He kisses his charming doctor.

"Thank you for clarifying, Richard."

"It is neccesary to clarify things in life. Otherwise you'll sound like a bumbling buffoon."

"Or me. And I'm probably not a buffoon."

[Barboneia]

"It is neccesary to clarify things in life. Otherwise you'll sound like a bumbling buffoon."

"Or me. And I'm probably not a buffoon."

"You are not."

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

His goggles protect his eyes from the flash and he simply raises an eyebrow. "Damned kids and their technology... I remember when it took half an hour to take a photo."

Ira finishes her notes.

"Is that so? Ah yes I remember, your species is still transitioning from being complete savages to actual civilized people....So yes, cameras have advanced since...whenever you were born..."
Ira gives him a nonchalant shrug.

"The 1890's." He says bluntly. "Then again, I've been living here since '75. I'm probably way the fuck behind."

[Chaos Crescent]

'Uh, what, who, when, where, why.....'

Looks around confused for a few then blinks.