Quotes of People in Your Nation Mk. V

[Californiae]

"Those little shits... They finally lost their goddamn minds."

"Yes ma'am..." - part of a conversation between President Julia Sanchez and Agent Marcus Adrian, Secret Service, in the immediate aftermath of the loss of Eagle One during the San Paro Crisis; 2008

[Paleoworld Venice]

"World peace and universal freedom: they can't be achieved with a little bit of world domination first."
~ Catarina Basilio, Venetian comedian

[Seierus]

"Why does everyone have to be so hostile towards us, I swear we're only trying to make friends! Except with Barboneia, of course."

- Sidewinder IV, Stallion of International Communication, on recent tensions.

[Romandeos]

"Reparations? If anybody owes the families of the slain anything, it is you. We make no secret of who our enemies are, nor of the fact that we will kill them when and where we can, and knowing this, you still chose to let them hide among you. Had you not done so, we would have had no cause to strike."

~ Tiziano De Santis, I.D.R., in response to demands for reparations to the families of those killed in drone strikes.

[The Yorkshire Commonwealth]

"The cold war was, in a way, something of a blessing. With western countries terrified that the disillusioned would turn to socialism, they were forced to soften the edges of capitalism, with healthcare, unemployment benefits, state pensions etc.
When the Soviet Union's collapse became imminent, they didn't need to fear people might turn red, so they started a campaign of reform that was devastatingly anti social, and no one could complain, because the free-market had a monopoly of ideology.
It's a bit like when WCW ended and WWF immediately began to suck. When they were no longer worried that you might switch over to Nitro, they could run Raw as a money-box rather than wasting cash bothering to make it entertaining. Nobody's jumping off the top of a cage anymore, they're just stood in the middle of the ring drinking Mountain Dew whilst wearing a Snickers T-Shirt and miming: Buy the network."

-Historian Boots Fielding

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"When an oppressed people finally overthrow a dictatorship, why are they left holding it's debt? Why must they pay back loans taken out to pay for water-cannons, torture implements, surveillance cameras and police wages that were used to savage them? Not to mention money funelled out of the country into the dictator's Swiss bank accounts. Where is the justice there?"

-Prime Minister Florimel Gardner

[Bojikami]

"A warrior's name is known either through heroic song, or between the sobs of widows and orphans."
-Bojikamiian Proverb

[Eldona]

"Can we at least agree that Wikipedia is the Star Wars Holiday Special of encyclopediae?"

- the Eldonian Minister of Education... context unknown

[The Nexus of Man]

_{BIASED NATION EXAMINATIONS COMING SOON.}

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"For a long time, most of Nexus society has habituated to be anti-Frenkish - and rightly so. Alas, there are, admittedly, worse nations and races to plague the Earth. The Russians, for one, augment the holy body that God engendered to 'reinforce themselves'. Yet, who is to verbalize that their collective consciousnesses has become so deluded, that their number one goal is to assert communist trans-humanism upon the world?

Now, let us not forget the Ardavians. For the most part, they mimic the Frenkish in most of their secular life. Their religion, however, is to worship of their designated 'holy leaders'. The Europeans are more posh Frenks, and the Asians are the multiplying rabbits that are allied to the Russians. Antarctica is simply a slave to Ardavia. Let us not forget the dwindling Caliphate, however, clinging on to the last bastions of Islam circumvented by nations that visually perceive any and all religion as sin.

South America and anarchic Africa, however, seem to be the most promising for friendship. The South Americans only dis-relish us for our usurpation of the Caribbean, and virtually nothing else. We have already sent missionaries to anarchic Africa, for-fended by monastic order soldiers of course.

Time will tell the fate the world from now on."

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• Commandant Maksymillian Wlodarczyk

[New Frenco Empire]

"Follow Wikipedia article.
See if the relevant data from the article is sourced (like it should be).
Follow source on the bottom of the page.
Determine if it's fair and balanced. "ChristiansAgainstSocialismAndTheGayAgenda.com" isn't any more fair or balanced than "PigdogBourgeoisWillBurnInRevolution.com"
???
Profit.

Wikipedia is a tool to make hard data look more presentable to the common eye. Yes, anyone can edit it, but if you find some kind of falsities and take them to heart, it's not the website's fault; it's your own. Stop whining about how 'anyone can edit it' and look for yourself."

-Carl Harrig

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"You know when dumb assholes like Glenn Beck rant about things like the Gay Agenda? Alright, let's pretend that actually exists for a second. I'm talking full on manjobs in the back, cotton candy orgies and children seeing two dudes hold hands! All built on the destroyed dreams of JESUS!

America under the Gay Agenda? That's only about half as gay as this place."

-An American teenager complaining to his mom about going to the hair salon and waiting for her to finish her appointment

[Themiclesia]

"A warrior's name is known either through heroic song, or between the sobs of widows and orphans."
-Bojikamiian Proverb

"And of a hero, from forgiveness and gratitude."
-- Contrasting the brave from the wise, 1980.

"We pray for strength to forgive;
If that comest not,
We pray for strength to forget;
If that comest not,
We pray for strength to constrain [ourselves];
If that comes not,
We pray for silence and conscience.

"We pray for strength to judge;
If that comest not,
We pray strength to learn;
If that comest not,
We pray for strength to observe;
If that comest not,
We pray for silence and conscience.

"We pray for strength to save the helpless;
If that comest not,
We pray for strength to clothe the naked;
If that comest not,
We pray for strength to feed the hungry;
If that comes not,
We pray for their forgiveness and amnesty.

[Dominated Earth]

"To use a nuclear weapon on ones own land...desperation brings out the worst in us all. Even those that are considered to be held to the highest standards of restraint will collapse under the weight of fear"

- Colonel Mark Davids on the Russian nuclear strike on Svirsk

[Euro Asian Republics]

"I know that this peace will not last. I predict that when this peace does end, our enemy will not be the Beu, or the Belkans, or the Krone like in the Great War... but the Communists. And when that war eventually happens, tanks and armoured vehicles will be the weapons of choice. Aircraft will be used to attack the enemy in places were the rest of the military cannot reach, including their homeland. And overall, movement will be the dominating form of warfare on the battlefield." -- Colonel Salinas Milton of the Euro Asian Army, to a writer typing out his book, The Future of Warfare on a typewriter, 1926

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"I want new battleships that can fire out to the horizon; I want more aircraft carriers with larger capacity and longer striking range; I want new a new generation of fighters and bombers; I want submarines that can fire the best torpedoes; I want destroyers capable of hunting down and destroying enemy submarines; I don't want excuses!" -- Grand Admiral Klaas Addiks to a subordinate officer upon getting his rank, 1936

[Imperial Paleoworld Germania]

"Long days and nights spent in the dense forests and steep hills of the Bavarian Alps, battling against the Austrians and Sardinians invading German soil. Many lives lost, many a comrade and longtime friend ended up as blood-encased corpses their dead eyes looking forlorn. Arguably, the bravest and most determined of our troops were the Liechtensteiner volunteers, who were eager to push the Axis forces out of their homeland. So strange to see saurs from such a tiny, seemingly insignificant mountain-based nation fight more valiantly than even the Imperial Gebfirsjäger."
~ Gefreiter Max Jungigen, member of the Alpenkorps, reminiscing on the front while in the hospital recovering from shrapnel wounds, August 1944

[Welskerland]

"Progressivism is a speeding car that will eventually crash. The conservative knows when to apply the brakes." - Anston Kolton, prime minister

[Auzkhia]

"The 'Kaiserjäger' or 'Alpini Imperiali' in Italian, is one of the best forces in the Imperial and Royal Army, drawing troops from the states of Tyrol, Lombardy-Venetia, Vorarlberg, Carinthia, Styria, and Salzburg. There autonomous units from Liechtenstein, Bavaria, and Sardinia. In both World Wars, they battled the French. Of course we have other Kaiserjäger units, especially the Carpathian mountain troops who fought bravely against the Soviet advances."
-Colonel Franz Herwig

[Las Palmeras]

"The best we had was lost in various 'adventures' when it came to their bulk; the Red Brigade which was ideologically dedicated. Many original members were guerrillas since the 1950s. During our pro-Soviet phase The Red Brigade separated into smaller detachments that served in Congo, Angola, Guinea-Bissau, Zimbabwe and Zamba, Vietnam (this one clandestinely), and they were fond of volunteering to prove themselves. 66% of them died in combat though, mostly by fighting as North Vietnamese or in Rhodesia. However by the mid 1970s they were placed on a leash. Most of the survivors in Africa returned and followed orders, however the vast majority of the remainders in Vietnam defected and stayed there or in the USSR.

This is relevant because if there are any survivors they can lawfully return as of now following a pardon."
-The Office Lady

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"When it comes to the 106 war brides (presumably), the nationalities of Africans are to be specified for basic protocol. When it comes to the Vietnamese they will either have to be given false nationalities and names or imaginary student passes. All mentions of returning 'Vietnamese' individuals marked LUNA-V are to be forwarded and approved by the Ministry of State Security by the highest officials within this Ministry. Administrators are to say only what their subordinates need to know on this matter, when proceeding with paperwork. Do not Copy. "
-A once classified directive within the Immigration Office, 1975

[Heraklea-]

“Now look here son, I used to be an Archangel. Ninth Marine Division. I’ve dropped from orbiting heights to bring death and destruction to my enemies. I’ve charged straight into the fire of guns much larger than the one you have right now. I’ve been through so much war and death at this point, I simply am incapable of being actually afraid of death at the hands of some sissy with a gun. Now I’m not going to charge you or your buddies, or signal some idiot who might be outside or try to escape from this room. All I’m going to do enjoy some of this very fine whiskey while I wait for you to release us or kill us or for you to get killed by some bravado insertion team that will probably kill half of the hostages anyway. Is that alright with you?”

-Commodore Aldric Avery, Heraklean Ambassador to Neroba, speaking to a hostage taker during the Rora Galley Hostage Crisis

[Las Palmeras]

"My status symbol is outdated, it's an old Soviet-style compact sedan from the 1970s. It's 2039 now...so beep-beep I guess. It's still more trustworthy than my friend's hand-me-down Toyota Corolla. A car is a serious status symbol in a small island chain, it takes up a lot of space."
-Celeste Zorilla, 2039

[Nueva San Cristobel]

"From the People, All, Without the People, Nothing." - Motto of the Cristobellan People's Party (Centre-Left Progressive Democracy)

[Ruridova]

"Conservatism is that one really annoying driver who is acting as though the light is red even though it's green. Libertarianism is the kind of person who is dangerously prone to road rage, and is armed enough to total your car and you."
- fmr. Prime Minister Madeleine l'Petain

[Allancia]

Liberalism is that one driver who scolds the guy who ran the red light. Authoritarianism is the traffic warden who viciously beats the road-rager."

-Allancian proverb, commonly attributed to Martha Yelts, an Allancian general

[New Frenco Empire]

"Progressivism is a speeding car that will eventually crash. The conservative knows when to apply the brakes." - Anston Kolton, prime minister

">crashing cars
>2150

pick one"

-Anonymous forum user whenever someone made some dumb metaphor regarding cars. Cars in 2150 are automated (aside from antiques or "recreational vehicles", which requires a very difficult license to drive on the streets) and typically cruise at speeds of about 250 mph.

[Eldona]

"Mingling with a progressive would be easier and less frustrating if they would treated people who think differently as an equal, not a child they must correct, assimilate, or lecture."

- Danish-Eldonian expatriate Henriette Bendtsen

[Der Kaiser]

"Has anyone else noticed the name of our nation literally means The Empire of the Emporer?"
-Overheard from a random citizen

[Prusslands]

"War can also give us benefits and can teach important things"
-Last Dictator We've had.