Quotes of people in your nation MK. IV

[Xekliv]

"Anyway, Imperial Legion soldiers are notoriously bad at dying. Every time they conquered a place, the original rulers were like 'hey, start dying!' and the Imperial Legion was like 'no'."

-- Legate Hydraxius Krayt

"Damn it. Now where am I going to sleep?"

"SLEEP ATOP A CHIMNEY AS THE ROOSTER SLEEPS. BELLOW THINE COCKCALLS INTO THE NIGHT AND ATTRACT A GAGGLE OF MATRONLY GUINEAFOWL."

-- Tolfsdir, enchanted talking sword belonging to Vortex Theron

[Tuskamo]

"These chocolate bars are better than fighter jets"

- Commander Tom Kay

"Most definitely agreed. 'Favorite flavor and brand?"

-Private Linjay Caerlon Antonio

[The V O I D]

"The Universe, nay, the Multiverse is formed of Order, and Peacekeeping. All parts of it and fabrics of it have a nation, empire or some sort of ruling force to keep the peace and keep the order. The Void, on the other hand, is an anti-verse. It has nothing but Chaos, and Violence. There is no singular leader, and everyone's always constantly fighting for rule.

This is the balance of the Realms; Order, and Chaos; Peace, and Violence."

~ The Chaosmancer; a Voidwalker.

[Turmenista]

TURMENISTAN-AFGHAN CONFLICT

-Introduction of the Bear heavy tank into the conflict-

“This right here is 69 tons of straight-up, HEAT spewin, Fully armored, all terrain badassery. Now THIS is some dee-vine intervention right here!"

-Commander Sergeant Trace Johnson

[Dalmasce]

"History will not remember me as a coward who ran away, hiding behind the army dying to defend this land, my land, our land..." - King Albert Godwinsson III, Defense of Bojador, 1940

[Wisconsin9]

If someone tells you that you're bluffing, that's them bluffing. If they thought you were bluffing, they wouldn't be telling you that, they'd be beating the shit out of you.—Dmitri Kozlov, Commander-in-Chief.

[Estainia]

"There is despite what the stupid say, more to ethics than invisible sky friends." - Cornelius Andius

[Greater Mackonia]

"Morals derived from Gods are fallacious, morals derived from the State are worthless and morals derived from Happiness baseless."

-Z.Maglos.

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"You honestly think that if the state was so inclined to deprive you of your freedoms you'd be able to stop it with guns anymore then you could without? Because I don't believe and sincerely hope you are not that naive."

-Sethur Malthyt, citizen.

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"Fascism is the art of selling people the dung of the past and calling it golden, a bleak future as a glorious one and the comfortable present as an age of decline."

-Tyserthi Masjin Franz Matthias von Sulswasig Maximilian Rasmarth-Myrzeroth.

[The Multiversal Species Alliance]

"In your eyes, I see the beauty and magnificence of the Universe."
-Garios, in a letter to his lover

[Xekliv]

"You know what I love about your eyes? When I look deep enough... I can see my own reflection."

-- Praetorian Grandmaster Kaesir Ith, in a latter to his lover

[Greater Mackonia]

"The greatest of all artists is the Political Actor."

-Lithastir Mythurin.

[Blakullar]

"What do you call a political system where the leader gets to power based on how good he is at fooling the population by rambling about a subject he knows bugger all about? Democracy."

- Grand Curator Prokhor Stahlrim discussing politics with an accomplice.

"Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism. Why do these all have different names? Every single religion is encompassed by but a single moniker: bollocks!"

- Stahlrim discussing religion with said accomplice.

"Let's put this thing on full auto so I can put these targets in a hearse!"

- Stahlrim showing off his prized Spritel-Wood 9700 Gatling laser he procured during the Resource Wars.

[Estainia]

"If one so wishes to found a state and give it laws, one must assume first that all men are bad and ever ready to reveal their vicious nature whenever there is occasion for it." - Cornelius Maximilian

"It's a funny thing really. Her name was of the Dragon, and by all right and Law thereof the land she was rightful heir therein to the throne, and yet the bastard gets it?" - Cornelius Andius

Same person yes, two very very different parts to his life so they deserve separation.

[Greater Mackonia]

"All follies are fraternal, if there is one thing I would have taboo it is that digustng pretense called 'Family'."

-Z.Maglos.

[Dalmasce]

"There is no glory in fighting an enemy which hides in plainclothes." - Lieutenant General Ibrahim Muhammad Bousaid, Dalmascan Royal Army

[Xekliv]

"In a way, this reminds me of an old children’s tale from my homeland called The Littlest Scrib. You see, once upon a time in Vedkrasom there was this unusually small scrib that wanted to get the fruit at the top of an unusually tall draggle-tail plant. She couldn’t reach the fruit, so her only option was to push the plant down. The little scrib pushed and pushed at the plant, and when that didn’t work she pushed some more.
And then the warrior-poet-god Ruchalus stepped on the little scrib as he rushed off the island to stop an invading barbarian force from Wuthhimdahl. When he got there, he killed all the invaders, blew up their fortress, and burst from the flames driving a dwarven corvette he found inside. He made water solid, did powerslides all the way back to Vedkrasom, and jumped out of the car just as it went flying into a volcano. The end. See?"

-- Faazausnahl of House Liivonun, trying to help a down-on-his-luck beggar

[Bojikami]

"Whenever someone points out that Communism is against human nature, I point out that at one point, both civilisation and monogamy were against human nature as well."
-Antony Belinsky

[Saurisisia]

"Anyone who is clearly taking up arms and shooting at us, regardless of gender, age, disability, or whether they are a soldier or civilian, is an enemy combatant. It may be harsh but it's war, of course it is going to be harsh."
~ Then-1st Lt. David Santorez when he was stationed in Al-Shahrir during the Counterinsurgency

[Las Palmeras]

"My Little Porcupine.
...
No, that won't work. Friendship will be magic, but also angst and coldness, and a lack of intimacy if people retract and hurt themselves in isolation. Or if they move closer and get very intimate, they'll keep hurting themselves and others with their emotions."
-The Office Lady, trying to think of a show idea

[Auzkhia]

"My Little Porcupine.
...
No, that won't work. Friendship will be magic, but also angst and coldness, and a lack of intimacy if people retract and hurt themselves in isolation. Or if they move closer and get very intimate, they'll keep hurting themselves and others with their emotions."
-The Office Lady, trying to think of a show idea

"Porcupines are god!"
-A maniac

[Las Palmeras]

"My Little Porcupine.
...
No, that won't work. Friendship will be magic, but also angst and coldness, and a lack of intimacy if people retract and hurt themselves in isolation. Or if they move closer and get very intimate, they'll keep hurting themselves and others with their emotions."
-The Office Lady, trying to think of a show idea

"Porcupines are god!"
-A maniac

"So...the Third Impact occurred?"
-The Office Lady

[Auzkhia]

"Porcupines are god!"
-A maniac

"So...the Third Impact occurred?"
-The Office Lady

"Hello puppy, oh my gods, it's a gorilla!"
-A maniac

[Las Palmeras]

"Grabbing an object, touching it and striking it to see if it bleeds and cries. Makes for an excellent deductive method, especially with coconuts. Because coconuts do not threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak."
-No Name

[Giliberafta]

"The destrution and demise to humanity can be simple as an arguement about how to eat a sandwhich if we allow to withhold grudges."

-Secretary of State Jon Bon Jovi

[Bereia]

"Hello, dead people!"

-- Sgt. Ava Hooker, U.S.M.C., during an orbital insertion.

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"I don't know what you're talking about. We shot no civilians. Some of the enemy were dressed as civilians. They died with their comrades."

-- Maj. Gen. Gustavo Templeton, U.S.M.C, Iraq.