NSG Senate Lobby: Four Scones and Seven Pastries Ago

[Ainin]

*a man hands out palm leaves by the senate doors*

wat

[Mediciano]

*a man hands out palm leaves by the senate doors*

wat

Just doin' the Lord's work...

[Ainin]

wat

Just doin' the Lord's work...

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[Dendart]

Charles greatly thanks him.... then boards a plane for rome were he will be staying until after easter.

[Mediciano]

Just doin' the Lord's work...

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Yep! Good old fashioned palm fronds!

[Britcan]

*a man hands out palm leaves by the senate doors*

Senator Canton politely refuses the palm leaf with a mildly bemused expression as he passes through the door of the Senate.

[Libantica]

*a man hands out palm leaves by the senate doors*

Senator O'Drennan smiles and says, "No thank you. May the God and Goddess guide you along your path in light and in love. Blessed be!"

[New Bierstaat]

*a man hands out palm leaves by the senate doors*

President Schmidt walks in and gladly accepts a palm branch, thanking the man.

[Ainin]

A man dressed in a pirate costume lurks outside the Senate Building, kneeling and praying.

"Oh, your Noodly Appendage, protect us all from those that would do harm to the Pirate race. Ramen."

[Libantica]

A man dressed in a pirate costume lurks outside the Senate Building, kneeling and praying.

"Oh, your Noodly Appendage, protect us all from those that would do harm to the Pirate race. Ramen."

OoC:

[Corenea]

A man walked to a man in a pirate costume and kicked him. "Don't shove your religion at a public building!" He said before running away.

[Finium]

A man walked to a man in a pirate costume and kicked him. "Don't shove your religion at a public building!" He said before running away.

Did you kick him in the wooden leg? He's a pirate with a wooden leg named Smith.

[Beta Test]

Deleted.

[Yanalia]

A man walked to a man in a pirate costume and kicked him. "Don't shove your religion at a public building!" He said before running away.

One of Senator Jenkins' aides called security to report the man.

[Inspector Walter deGroot]

A man walked to a man in a pirate costume and kicked him. "Don't shove your religion at a public building!" He said before running away.

Two constables, the first a woman of medium height with short maroon hair and the second a tall, well-built man with black hair, slightly fading to grey along the sides, were sitting on a bench near the Senate Building when they see a man attack the Pastafarian. Immediately, they spring up from their tea break and begin to run after the fleeing assaulter.

"Stop! Police!" yelled the former.

[Corenea]

"He's infringing on my freedom from religion, arrest him!" The man said as he runs away then trips and fell on his face.

[Britanno]

Russia bombs America.
America's flab droops down over its eyes so it accidentally targets Aurentina.
Everybody died.

The end.

[United Great Britian]

"He's infringing on my freedom from religion, arrest him!" The man said as he runs away then trips and fell on his face.

My senator hears the craziness and runs out of the building he sees the man on the ground. He helps him up and asks him, "Are you ok?"

[Libantica]

Russia bombs America.
America's flab droops down over its eyes so it accidentally targets Aurentina.
Everybody died.

The end.

Wut...?

[Inspector Walter deGroot]

"He's infringing on my freedom from religion, arrest him!" The man said as he runs away then trips and fell on his face.

The two constables arrive in front of the man on the ground as they look at him, slightly annoyed that he disturbed their tea break.

"Sir," said the second officer. "That is not what freedom from religion is. Now, you are under arrest for assault. You have the right to remain silent, however anything you do say can and could be taken down and be used in a court of law against you. Beware of failing to mention something now which you later rely on in a Court of Law. You have the right to Legal Assistance."

The first officer then returns to the sides of the Pastafarian.

"Sir, are you alright?"

"I'm fine, matey," replied the Pastafarian. "His Noodly Appendage has protected me from the infidel's hateful ways."

The policeman then left, and rolled his eyes after he turned around, away from the sight of the Pirate.

[Britanno]

Wut...?

It's a fat American thing...

[Libantica]

Wut...?

It's a fat American thing...

Well yeah, I get that, but it was so random.

[Yanalia]

"He's infringing on my freedom from religion, arrest him!" The man said as he runs away then trips and fell on his face.

My senator hears the craziness and runs out of the building he sees the man on the ground. He helps him up and asks him, "Are you ok?"

Senator Jenkins' aide scribbles something onto a piece of paper and folds it into a paper airplane. She opens the window and throws it at Senator Pace, who is struck in the upper right thigh by the airplane. She then closes the window.

[Corenea]

Wut...?

It's a fat American thing...

Okay....

[Britanno]

Well yeah, I get that, but it was so random.

Every time a small crime happens, WW3 erupts. I was getting it over with.