NSG Senate Chamber [NSG Senate] - Version 4

[Great Nepal]

A smartly dressed man walks in, showing his card as associate lawyer for the senator, ignoring the commotion as he places a tablet streaming senator from interrogation room as he steps out.
Senator Khhestri, speaks in the tablet, "I second Senator Jenkins's motion".

[Zurkerx]

OOC: Is this how people spend their Sundays? Anyways...

Senator looks on in the distance from his desk. He is confuse on what's going on. He mumbles.

"Why do people do this? Imagine if the public seen this. We would be subjective to those funny political cartoons I like to look at. I can't imagine what the Americans do."

[Great Nepal]

OOC: Is this how people spend their Sundays? Anyways...

Senator looks on in the distance from his desk. He is confuse on what's going on. He mumbles.

"Why do people do this? Imagine if the public seen this. We would be subjective to those funny political cartoons I like to look at. I can't imagine what the Americans do."

OOC: Well it is Hitler's Birthday... crazier things have happened on this day.

The screen speaks "public are seeing this, I believe all senate activities are broadcasted live throughout the nation."

[Ainin]

"They are," noted the ATN Cameraman at the back of the chamber. "And I'm not sure whether to file this as 'senate proceedings' or 'comedy' when I write my report later tonight."

[Mishmahig]

"They are," noted the ATN Cameraman at the back of the chamber. "And I'm not sure whether to file this as 'senate proceedings' or 'comedy' when I write my report later tonight."

"Comedy, most definitely. Any chance I could get a copy of today's records? I can never figure out how these newfangled DVRs work...."

[Great Nepal]

"They are," noted the ATN Cameraman at the back of the chamber. "And I'm not sure whether to file this as 'senate proceedings' or 'comedy' when I write my report later tonight."

"Why are you differentiating between what is one and same thing", questioned the screen.

[Deputy Director of the NIB]

"They are," noted the ATN Cameraman at the back of the chamber. "And I'm not sure whether to file this as 'senate proceedings' or 'comedy' when I write my report later tonight."

"Why are you differentiating between what is one and same thing", questioned the screen.

"Because your arrest was senate procedures and the rest is comedy."

[Zurkerx]

OOC: Is this how people spend their Sundays? Anyways...

Senator looks on in the distance from his desk. He is confuse on what's going on. He mumbles.

"Why do people do this? Imagine if the public seen this. We would be subjective to those funny political cartoons I like to look at. I can't imagine what the Americans do."

OOC: Well it is Hitler's Birthday... crazier things have happened on this day.

The screen speaks "public are seeing this, I believe all senate activities are broadcasted live throughout the nation."

OOC: True indeed, if only he continued his passion for art. Damn him.

"Ah course it is but none the less, it makes for good entertainment."

[Kamchastkia]

National Symbols Act: Amendment 3
Author: Kamchastkia (CPML) | Sponsors: Aden Protectorate (NDP), Mkuki (NDP), Geilinor (NDP), The Union of the West (RefP), Mediciano (IP), United States Of Devonta (NDP) | Category: | Urgency: Low

Recognizing, that the melody of the previously adopted national anthem is strongly affiliated with an extremely racist and oppressive regime that ruled South Africa for many decades hereby adopts the following:

The National Symbols Act: Amendment 2 is to be struck null and void with the passage of this bill.

The melody of the new national anthem is to be by Robert Cyril Gladstone Potter.

The national anthem is to have the following lyrics, sung in English and Aurentine.
Beloved Aurentina
Land that we all love
Made rich by the sunshine
and lush by the sea
Land that we all love
From Island to Island
Your people salute you, dear land that we love!

The national anthem is to be called formally, "Beloved Aurentina"

Add pls for the SECOND time.

[Honorable Fishmongers]

I dislike the idea of a "national anthem". The state should not sponsor any music above other music, let alone for the purpose of propaganda.

[Mediciano]

I dislike the idea of a "national anthem". The state should not sponsor any music above other music, let alone for the purpose of propaganda.

Wat

[The New World Oceania]

Senator Webb stands just outside the Chamber doors on the phone. "Yes, that would be nice. I don't know, we might need a lot more than twenty. Yes, yes, they'll be headed over. Right. Thanks mom, I'll bring more eggs just in case. He enters the Chamber again and takes a seat on a middle bench.

"Maybe we could start up procedures again? We were debating minimum wage. Could we clear out law enforcement, please? Any arrests need to be further carried on outside: we have legitimate business to deal with. And take the fucking trout with you."

[Potenco]

FIxed this up some and would like to add this to the que

South African AIDS Prevention Act

Author: Marshal Potenco (MSP)-Sponsors: Wilhelm Von Hohenzollern (RG), Erich Malgrave (MSP), Rubert Weinthal (ALM) Haleunor (RG)
Urgency: Mild-Category:Foreign Affairs
Recognizes that South Africa is the largest democracy in Africa

Commends the Republic of South Africa for its affirmation of LGBT rights

Recognizes a crippling rate of HIV AIDS, with 17.9% of the population infected

Hereby set aside two million pounds for condom distribution and safe sex education courses

A special effort will be made to reach out both to South Africas urban and rural regions with regards to rape prevention and prevention of sexual assault.

Will further allocate funds to educate South African law enforcement forces on rape prevention and sensitivity training

[Mediciano]

FIxed this up some and would like to add this to the que

South African AIDS Prevention Act

Author: Marshal Potenco (MSP)-Sponsors: Wilhelm Von Hohenzollern (RG), Erich Malgrave (MSP), Rubert Weinthal (ALM) Haleunor (RG)
Urgency: Mild-Category:Foreign Affairs
Recognizes that South Africa is the largest democracy in Africa

Commends the Republic of South Africa for its affirmation of LGBT rights

Recognizes a crippling rate of HIV AIDS, with 17.9% of the population infected

Hereby set aside two million pounds for condom distribution and safe sex education courses

A special effort will be made to reach out both to South Africas urban and rural regions with regards to rape prevention and prevention of sexual assault.

Will further allocate funds to educate South African law enforcement forces on rape prevention and sensitivity training

We don't bring joke bills to Chamber.

[Potenco]

FIxed this up some and would like to add this to the que

We don't bring joke bills to Chamber.

But apparently we let clown senators in

[Mediciano]

We don't bring joke bills to Chamber.

But apparently we let clown senators in

Wait... I genuinely thought this was a joke...it's serious? I didn't even know a person could fit that many impossibilities and assumptions in one bill...

[Dendart]

Some motions, such as taking a course of action require a vote.

[Lamaredia]

We don't bring joke bills to Chamber.

But apparently we let clown senators in

I raise a point of order against Senator Potenco for a personal insult against Mediciano (Can't remember the name of your new senator).

[New Zepuha]

But apparently we let clown senators in

I raise a point of order against Senator Potenco for a personal insult against Mediciano (Can't remember the name of your new senator).

Upheld. Potenco please withdraw that statement.

[Potenco]

I raise a point of order against Senator Potenco for a personal insult against Mediciano (Can't remember the name of your new senator).

Upheld. Potenco please withdraw that statement.

Yes, I withdraw that statement while maintaining that if Mediciano was honestly offended by that, he should probably grow a pair

[The Nihilistic view]

Upheld. Potenco please withdraw that statement.

Yes, I withdraw that statement while maintaining that if Mediciano was honestly offended by that, he should probably grow a pair

Of what? Ears? Feet? Hands? Marrows? Trout?

[New Zepuha]

Upheld. Potenco please withdraw that statement.

Yes, I withdraw that statement while maintaining that if Mediciano was honestly offended by that, he should probably grow a pair

I don't know if he was, it wasn't him who requested I review your statement.

[Mediciano]

Upheld. Potenco please withdraw that statement.

Yes, I withdraw that statement while maintaining that if Mediciano was honestly offended by that, he should probably grow a pair

I'm not offended, merely pointing out the sheer impracticality of the bill. It is impossible to the extent of being humorous...thus, a joke bill.

[Mediciano]

Yes, I withdraw that statement while maintaining that if Mediciano was honestly offended by that, he should probably grow a pair

Of what? Ears? Feet? Hands? Marrows? Trout?

*grows a pair of trout*



*slaps Kamchastkia*

[The Nihilistic view]

Of what? Ears? Feet? Hands? Marrows? Trout?

*grows a pair of trout*



*slaps Kamchastkia*