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Trevor Phillip Enterprises
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Founded: Oct 30, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Trevor Phillip Enterprises » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:05 am

We steal everything from other nations, particularly the US.
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Blakullar
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Founded: Sep 07, 2012
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Blakullar » Fri Jan 30, 2015 4:52 pm

Out of sheer boredom, the guards of the Vorkuta Mining Gulag have set aside a holding cell for convicted thieves, so they can pick and choose targets for rape.
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Bokkern-Teras
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Founded: Jan 19, 2015
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Postby Bokkern-Teras » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:07 pm

We don't like foreign people.

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Italios
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Founded: Dec 19, 2014
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Postby Italios » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:24 pm

We say, "Tourists are a man's best friend!"
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Terran Sovereignty
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Founded: Feb 12, 2014
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Postby Terran Sovereignty » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:26 pm

We banned anything about batman.

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Northern Arcadian Empire
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Founded: May 31, 2014
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Postby Northern Arcadian Empire » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:29 pm

We are a highly militaristic constitutional monarchy that has colonized space and met several other space faring nations, we are not based on earth but rather a planet that is located in a fictional system with in the Milky Way.

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Terran Sovereignty
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Founded: Feb 12, 2014
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Postby Terran Sovereignty » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:35 pm

We treat Justin Bieber as our God.

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Gyrenaica
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Founded: Nov 21, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Gyrenaica » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:01 pm

We hang people who like bieber or anything about him.
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Muinordgrad
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Founded: Mar 17, 2014
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Postby Muinordgrad » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:41 pm

Gyrenaica wrote:We hang people who like bieber or anything about him.

We havent hung anyone... ever
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Gyrenaica
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Founded: Nov 21, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Gyrenaica » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:46 pm

Muinordgrad wrote:
Gyrenaica wrote:We hang people who like bieber or anything about him.

We havent hung anyone... ever

We hang people whom try to spread religion
Edit: religion other than schickism
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Sebtopiaris
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Founded: Jun 26, 2013
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Postby Sebtopiaris » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:47 pm

We'd probably have 15 million more people now if so many weren't hung, shot, blown up, gassed, starved, displaced, abandoned or just generally killed as infants in the third cataclysm and the following junta and civil war.
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Sebtopiaris is a culturally and ethnically Mediterranean, single-party democratic socialist state in the New Warsaw Pact with a population of 39 million Sebtopiariots. Sebtopiaris and its IC actions do not represent my personal beliefs, and Sebtopiaris's overview page does not represent much at all.

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Sebtopiaris
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Postby Sebtopiaris » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:48 pm

Gyrenaica wrote:
Muinordgrad wrote:We havent hung anyone... ever

We hang people whom try to spread religion
Edit: religion other than schickism

We don't care about religion unless you hurt someone over it, in which case we don't like you.
Sebtopiaris is a culturally and ethnically Mediterranean, single-party democratic socialist state in the New Warsaw Pact with a population of 39 million Sebtopiariots. Sebtopiaris and its IC actions do not represent my personal beliefs, and Sebtopiaris's overview page does not represent much at all.

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Northern Arcadian Empire
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Founded: May 31, 2014
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Postby Northern Arcadian Empire » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:48 pm

The only execution style we use is firing squads.

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Most religions are acceptable here, all except that cause for human sacrifice
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Gyrenaica
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Gyrenaica » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:51 pm

We torture Greeks every 2nd Thursday of January and The 3rd Monday in August

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Sebtopiaris
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Postby Sebtopiaris » Fri Jan 30, 2015 6:54 pm

There is no Greece in our world, although there is an island nation near us which speaks Greek, and our closest ally has a lot of its banking there.
Sebtopiaris is a culturally and ethnically Mediterranean, single-party democratic socialist state in the New Warsaw Pact with a population of 39 million Sebtopiariots. Sebtopiaris and its IC actions do not represent my personal beliefs, and Sebtopiaris's overview page does not represent much at all.

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Muinordgrad
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Postby Muinordgrad » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:00 pm

Sebtopiaris wrote:There is no Greece in our world, although there is an island nation near us which speaks Greek, and our closest ally has a lot of its banking there.

Greece is one of our favorite colonies
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Sebtopiaris
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Postby Sebtopiaris » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:07 pm

Muinordgrad wrote:
Sebtopiaris wrote:There is no Greece in our world, although there is an island nation near us which speaks Greek, and our closest ally has a lot of its banking there.

Greece is one of our favorite colonies

We were a colony. Then 1907 happened.
Sebtopiaris is a culturally and ethnically Mediterranean, single-party democratic socialist state in the New Warsaw Pact with a population of 39 million Sebtopiariots. Sebtopiaris and its IC actions do not represent my personal beliefs, and Sebtopiaris's overview page does not represent much at all.

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Muinordgrad
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Postby Muinordgrad » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:16 pm

Sebtopiaris wrote:
Muinordgrad wrote:Greece is one of our favorite colonies

We were a colony. Then 1907 happened.

You still are a colony. Tell me, when was the last time that you had an election without the shady men in black tampering with the vote box? That's what i thought.
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Sebtopiaris
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Founded: Jun 26, 2013
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Postby Sebtopiaris » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:18 pm

Muinordgrad wrote:
Sebtopiaris wrote:We were a colony. Then 1907 happened.

You still are a colony. Tell me, when was the last time that you had an election without the shady men in black tampering with the vote box? That's what i thought.

single party democracy m8. We elect candidates, not parties. there is one recognised party and we elect within it to prevent particracy.
Sure, it may not be the greatest system, but it's a damn sight fairer than autocracy.
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Sebtopiaris is a culturally and ethnically Mediterranean, single-party democratic socialist state in the New Warsaw Pact with a population of 39 million Sebtopiariots. Sebtopiaris and its IC actions do not represent my personal beliefs, and Sebtopiaris's overview page does not represent much at all.

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Liberatin
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Founded: Oct 15, 2014
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Postby Liberatin » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:26 pm

We have multiple parties in our legislature and elections.

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Auzkhia
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Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Auzkhia » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:30 pm

While there are over 700 registered parties, there are only 3 in the Imperial Council. The biggest is the Imperial Unity Party, the Social Democratic party (which is the biggest opposition), and the Freedom Party.
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Barboneia
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Founded: Sep 17, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Barboneia » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:33 pm

There's only one party in the Barboneian government.
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Muinordgrad
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Postby Muinordgrad » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:49 pm

Barboneia wrote:There's only one party in the Barboneian government.

When you talk about parties, the average Muinordgradi will associate them with the activity rather than the politikal association.
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Trevor Phillip Enterprises
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Founded: Oct 30, 2014
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Postby Trevor Phillip Enterprises » Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:56 pm

There is only one "party" (read: board of directors) in TPE, and that "party" is basically under the thumb of one man.
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Singaporean Transhumans
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Founded: Dec 31, 2014
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Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:14 pm

Literally 0% crime rate here. Mainly because we execute gum-chewers.
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