Culture Shock the Nation Above You (Again!)

by **Transyl** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:44 am

In our nation. We send our leader Kat to other nations to greet them, and the way she greets them is well a little odd. She greets them by slaughtering one of their citizens, and draining them of all of their blood. And painting a government building with it.

by **New Pyrrhius** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:46 am

That's it? One citizen? The best you could do is paint over a rural post office. You're gonna need more blood than that.

by **Transyl** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 11:53 am

New Pyrrhius wrote:That's it? One citizen? The best you could do is paint over a rural post office. You're gonna need more blood than that.

Hmm, you have a point. I'll tell her to kill the entire population of that one city. Sounds much better that way.

by **New Frenco Empire** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:00 pm

Police K-9000 drones stalk alleys and rooftops 24/7. Most would-be murderers never even see it by the time it's on top if them and injecting procaine into their necks.

by **The Doom Legions** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:06 pm

According to you people, 90% of my loyal subjects would be classified as murderers :3

by **Isla Gazebo** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:09 pm

Terrorism is tolerated as a form of expression.

by **Thermodolia** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 12:10 pm

The Doom Legions wrote:According to you people, 90% of my loyal subjects would be classified as murderers :3

for the AH: Terrorists are tortured in gruesome way.

Most types of murder are completely legal

by **New Pyrrhius** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:28 pm

We prefer aerial drones for our citizen surveillance needs.

by **The kingdom states of north haven** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:31 pm

we got a liberty bomb a non atomic bomb that spreds 50,000 miles

by **The Doom Legions** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:31 pm

We can develop weapons that can shatter moons if we wanted to.

by **Barboneia** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:32 pm

Surprisingly, Barboneia has a small amount of ICBMs at it's disposal.

by **Nueva Uruguay** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:35 pm

All software in the Glorious Republic is coded in Spanish.

by **The kingdom states of north haven** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 1:37 pm

i just gave u the middle finger

by **New-Pradbraki** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:00 pm

Insulting someone in a public or private place is punishable by being eaten alive by a wild animal of their choice.

by **Nueva Uruguay** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:04 pm

It is legal to swear on TV.

by **Thermodolia** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:04 pm

New-Pradbraki wrote:Insulting someone in a public or private place is punishable by being eaten alive by a wild animal of their choice.

People here get insulted daily and love it!

by **The Doom Legions** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:05 pm

We see insulting as primitive and peasantly.

by **Thermodolia** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:06 pm

The Doom Legions wrote:We see insulting as primitive and peasantly.

Average temperature here is 167 degrees Fahrenheit

by **The kingdom states of north haven** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:06 pm

i dont like you

by **The Doom Legions** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:10 pm

Thermodolia wrote:
The Doom Legions wrote:We see insulting as primitive and peasantly.

Average temperature here is 167 degrees Fahrenheit

Bro, that ain't healthy.

by **Thermodolia** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:20 pm

The Doom Legions wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:Average temperature here is 167 degrees Fahrenheit

Bro, that ain't healthy.

Thermodolian's aren't human

by **The Nexus of Man** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:03 pm

Ever since the emergence of the Lunar, Martian, Arctic, and the Antarctican Nexuses-

Oh wait, that's classified.

Whoops.

by **Aeiouia** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:09 pm

Some of our more massive "Bio-Mech" citizens are gigantic enough to easily pick up and throw one of those fabled Devil Whales that inhabit certain areas of your nation. Bio-Mechs are very few in number, though.

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:52 pm

All of our new military designs are instantly plagiarized by Arab Jamahiriyahs, who immediately manufactures lots of them and parades them in Cairo as a victory taunt.

by **The Doom Legions** » Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:00 am

New military designs are often shared with our ally Paginista, who often help us in manufacturing and improving them.

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