Culture Shock the Nation Above You (Again!)

by **New Frenco Empire** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:36 pm

We use common sense to know that a three year old cannot realistically consent to fellatio.

That said, there is no law stating you can't look at existing child porn or fuck an android that depicts someone below the age of puberty.

by **The Federal Republic of Simonia** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:38 pm

People who does accept our scarfs tend to disappear for some reason O.o

by **New Kvenland** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:43 pm

The federal republic of Simonia wrote:People who does accept our scarfs tend to disappear for some reason O.o

Scarves are considered uncouth. Jackets are all the rage.

by **New Pyrrhius** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 2:58 pm

Longcoats are the preferred formal attire for deadite killing.

by **Vultasia** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:08 pm

We're married.

by **The Nexus of Man** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:10 pm

A usual Amalgamate is socially fascist, economically fascist, and behaviour-esque fascist.

Pretty fascist.

by **Sween** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:18 pm

The Nexus of Man wrote:A usual Amalgamate is socially fascist, economically fascist, and behaviour-esque fascist.

Pretty fascist.

being a fascist is a crime here.

by **The Nexus of Man** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:20 pm

Sween wrote:
The Nexus of Man wrote:A usual Amalgamate is socially fascist, economically fascist, and behaviour-esque fascist.

Pretty fascist.

being a fascist is a crime here.

Being a communist isn't a crime.

Pretty tolerant.

by **New Pyrrhius** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:21 pm

Proliferation of powered hardsuits puts us at an advantage against undead.

Vultasia wrote:We're married.

Oh, good. You're here. The zombies have no chance. Unfortunately, neither do we.

by **New Kvenland** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:30 pm

New Pyrrhius wrote:Proliferation of powered hardsuits puts us at an advantage against undead.

Vultasia wrote:We're married.

Oh, good. You're here. The zombies have no chance. Unfortunately, neither do we.

Advanced biological technology puts us at an advantage as well, since we can make a cure.

by **Uelvan** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:56 pm

Hardened grease chips are commonly eaten as a form of snackfood in Uelvan.

by **New Educandi** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:02 pm

Uelvan wrote:Hardened grease chips are commonly eaten as a form of snackfood in Uelvan.

Our people have sources of healthy, as well as unhealthy-but-delicious food.

by **Nueva Uruguay** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:12 pm

Fast food is banned here.

by **Zaldakki** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:15 pm

Blobert. Just Blobert.

by **Nueva Uruguay** » Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:10 pm

Airships are the most common police vehicles in the Glorious Republic.

by **Rothuria** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:02 am

Rothic playing cards (Taru) have 75 cards, four fifteen-card suits: Swords, Stars, Coins, and Leaves.

There is also a suit-neutral series of picture cards that rank as follows: Grain, Chicken, Dog, Child, Mother, Husband, Warrior, Lady, Lord, Dragon, Champion, Queen, King, Jester, Priest.

Oh, the things in the picture cards have feet. The mirrored style just looks weird. :shock:

by **Naval Monte** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:07 am

Rothuria wrote:Rothic playing cards (Taru) have 75 cards, four fifteen-card suits: Swords, Stars, Coins, and Leaves.

There is also a suit-neutral series of picture cards that rank as follows: Grain, Chicken, Dog, Child, Mother, Husband, Warrior, Lady, Lord, Dragon, Champion, Queen, King, Jester, Priest.

Oh, the things in the picture cards have feet. The mirrored style just looks weird.

Our playing cards tend to be based on the tarot cards. Also some of them tend to have supernatural properties, why have no idea why that happens but it does.

by **Sau Island** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 9:47 am

Our national game is goat wrestling.

by **Bojikami** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 9:52 am

Our national sports are Bear wrestling and ping pong.

by **Perrytopia** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:20 am

Bojikami wrote:Our national sports are Bear wrestling and ping pong.

Well, um, we have a private sector. Boo! boo! Here comes the free enterprise boogieman.

by **Neuerdland** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:28 am

Immigrants are only allowed to work as sanitation workers, cashiers, etc. and are paid at 1/4 the minimum wage.

by **New Kvenland** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:46 am

Neuerdland wrote:Immigrants are only allowed to work as sanitation workers, cashiers, etc. and are paid at 1/4 the minimum wage.

Immigrants are treated just the same as an ethnic Kven.

by **Sween** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:54 am

New Kvenland wrote:
Neuerdland wrote:Immigrants are only allowed to work as sanitation workers, cashiers, etc. and are paid at 1/4 the minimum wage.

Immigrants are treated just the same as an ethnic Kven.

non-citizens have the same rights as citizens (but get last in line at public services) except they can't vote. becoming a citizen is easy, provided you have a job or are looking for one.

by **Sau Island** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:54 am

Immigrates have the same freedoms of local people but not indigenous tribes.

by **Senyosu** » Tue Oct 21, 2014 12:00 pm

Laziness, lacking a sense of creativity, and lacking dedication is heavily stigmatized here.

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