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American Paranormal Society Chapter Five: A Divine Tragedy

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American Paranormal Society Chapter Five: A Divine Tragedy

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:36 am

"This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper."
- T.S. Elliot, The Hollow Men, circa 1925



Rurik Udovin officially existed. There was no denying that now. He now had a major military presence in Libya, what with its complete isolation from the West. The Sixth Brigade had done its job well, and all was going as Rurik had planned. Well, all was going as he liked to pretend he had planned. His actual plans had involved an army of super-soldiers sweeping Russia and declaring himself its Emperor, but that had gone to hell when he had lost the plans to the Nazi super-soldier project during the battle between Heaven and Olympus. Libya was cool too, though.
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The OIA, meanwhile, was enacting Rurik's plan. With the Blade of Huang in their possession again, they now had a massive and nigh-invulnerable army. Russia had never stood a chance. Everything north of, and including, St. Petersburg was theirs, as well as anything in Russia east of Mongolia. That was not to say that they easily maintained their control over these lands, no, they were plagued by constant NATO-supported rebellion. Russia had, by necessity, joined NATO, which added a delicious amount of irony to this Cold War sequel.
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The Society has finally decided to side with Heaven in the war against Olympus, although the war has gone cold since Rome. Olympus is Heaven-occupied now, and most of the gods but Hephaestus have been executed. He has only been kept alive to help Michael improve upon his SEL design: The Olympo-Paradise War had awoken a hibernating part of Michael's soul, the soul that sent the Conquistadors on their quests, the soul that had started the Crusades. Heaven was a nation of warmongerers once more, though only they knew it. Remus, a member of both pantheons, had given up neutrality and had now sided with the Olympians, if only in spirit. Remus's pack remained neutral as well, though any who knew of them knew that they would side with Heaven in the coming wars.
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The world at large was not in a good position. The international economy had utterly collapsed at this point, with the financial foundation that was Santa Claus's operation pulled out from under it. Europe was beyond fucked, collapsing into total anarchy. Don't take that the wrong way, things were largely chill, except for Italy, Greece, and England, nations that had been licked by the flames of disaster. Those were consumed by savagery and violence. The rest of Europe was mainly a calm kind of anarchy, with local militias maintaining order with shotguns. It wasn't ideal, but it could be much worse. Germany was safe, for the most part, since Krampus loved them and delivered their gifts on time. He refused to help anyone else, however, as it would be too great a workload. Now that Germany had, by default, become established as the principle superpower of Europe, that good old German imperialism peeked out again. Military expansion had begun once more, and they now owned much of what had once been Denmark, Poland, and the Czech Republic. America fell into a depression, one that drove Bachmann to resign from the presidency. Yes, folks, President Gingrich was in charge, and his vice president was Mitt Romney.
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White had not yet disclosed the cause of this sudden economic shift, the murder of Claus at the hands of Oliver, and she never had to: Oliver had not been seen nor heard from since Rome. No one but White knew what happened, and, if the Sixth Brigade was lucky, she would never say.
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Ten thousand people have risen from their graves after the destruction of the Pearly White Gates of Death. Thousands of the greatest people to have ever lived from across all of humankind's history live on earth once more. Abraham Lincoln is running for senator of Illinois. Gandhi has become an Indian political activist. Martin Luther King Jr. has become a pastor once more. There are now ten thousand more mouths to feed in an already faltering economy, and many, many people refuse to recognize any rights for these great people. Social issues concerning these so-called "zombies" and the supernatural community has a whole grow ever strained, with the increasingly conservative nation of the United States out-right refusing these people any rights. The world is in a very dark place, and even the brightest lights have been blackened. What no-one knows though is what is to come... the rise of the Destroyer. The ringing of the Sixth. The Crusade of the Fallen and the Burning Inferno. The Last Quest and the Choice.
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July 1st, 2014

They doubted Kuvel. They didn't think he was good enough for their pack. As far as Kuvel was concerned, that didn't matter. What did matter, however, was Remus's approval. Remus was like a father to him, as much so as Grey had ever been and much more so than his actual father had been. Andrew Braddock had never been anything remotely close to compassionate, he'd only taken in the young Kuvel (these were the days when they called him by the false name "Oliver) out of the need to make his public image better. It had been at a time when he was being considered for the presidency of some government organization whose name Kuvel couldn't remember. This agency wouldn't have taken kindly to a man who had let a child go to an orphanage, but if Kuvel's memory served him correctly, they had gotten a bit more forgiving of such things in the years after his father had been sacked for... "misconduct" with an executive named Angela. That's all they had ever called her, Angela. That was her real name, not one of the color-based cutesy nicknames they gave to the executives. Andrew had been Blue, and Kuvel had been in the running to be the new Green before Rome. To be honest, Kuvel didn't remember a lot of the important things about his life before the Black Forest. He tried not to. Only odd little details slipped in every now and then, like bat demons, a katana, some submarine, a Brit named Gwen, and a dwarf named Durim. There was also a guy named James, but the details about him were hazy. Kuvel got the feeling that they were supposed to be.

And then there was Rome. Rome was different from the other memories, Rome was still just as vivid as it had been when it happened. There were eight of them, though who they were Kuvel had forgotten, and four armies. Four armies in one war, all on their own side... it was the clusterfuck that had driven Kuvel away from humanity. At least, that's what he told himself. He tried to pretend that he hadn't snapped, that he hadn't tried to kill the people he loved because he couldn't handle what he remembered. But he had, and that's why he couldn't remember them - it was too painful. Maybe he did remember a few of them, but he couldn't make the connections. He thought that the man in the panda suit and that Indian kid Raj might have been on that team, but he really, really hoped they hadn't been.

Only two things were seared in his mind forever: The 800 years in the Nothing were prime amongst them. It was hell. No, it was worse than hell. Kuvel was pretty sure he knew. He was alone there, with nothing around him but a dead body. The Hounds of God may have been a ruthless pack, one that refused him, but they were a pack nonetheless. They didn't fight nearly as much as his old pack, as far as Kuvel could tell. But then, his new pack lacked a certain alcoholic quality to it that had permeated Kuvel's original group. Then, there was the Remus in Rome. He had told him what he was: An angel, a Hound of God. That wasn't the destiny Kuvel had wanted, but it was so much better than the one he would have gotten with his old pack. So much better, indeed. These memories visited Kuvel every afternoon while he slept, and they awoke him without an hour's rest. Memories don't care much for insomniacs.

It was such that Kuvel awoke screaming under a tree on that day. He was in human form for the first time since he had found the Hounds four months prior, and he was naked. As Kuvel remembered, humans didn't appreciate seeing other humans naked. And as Kuvel knew, the Hounds did not appreciate their members in human form. Nor did they appreciate their members awaking them in the middle of the night, howling at memories of old lives. This was why they forced Kuvel to sleep in the Forest itself, rather than the cave that the rest of the pack lived in. Kuvel was not alone in this, another of his fellows named Saldel shared his day-terrors. Saldel, however, was also the alpha male and he hated Kuvel with a passion. This was why when Saldel awoke to find Kuvel breaking one of the Hound's primary commandments (the aforementioned ban on assuming human shape), he replied in a very werewolf way: racing from the tree he had been sleeping under and leaping to rip out Kuvel's throat. Saldel was a mighty wolf, a powerful specimen made of gray fur and massive muscles. His fangs were long and yellow like a saber-tooth tiger's, and his eyes were red with hatred that did not befit an angel. Kuvel was, in his human form, different from what he had once been: He was now 6 feet tall with muscles fitting only a wild animal, and his hair had turned to a chestnut brown color. His eyes, even in the shape of a man, were the yellow eyes of a wolf. Other than that, he still looked like "Oliver Braddock".

When Saldel rushed at him through the foliage of the forest, Kuvel instinctively shifted from human form to wolf form. However, Saldel was faster than Kuvel had anticipated, and he was at Kuvel's throat before he could turn to his canine body. No matter, Kuvel compromised and accepted his wolfman body, or, as the Hounds knew it, his half-wolf form. Half-wolf Kuvel looked much like his human shape, but covered in brown fur. His human ears and nose were also replaced with wolf ears and a wolf's snout. This snout had small, white fangs for teeth as opposed to Saldel's mighty yellows. All and all though, Kuvel remained human-shaped. What the Hounds liked to pretend was that the half-wolf body was weak compared to the full-wolf body. The opposite was true in fact, and this was why, when Kuvel swatted at the airborne Saldel much as a bear would, his paw cut the wolf's flesh wide open and send him sprawling to the ground. Saldel collided with the earth, the right half of his face absent. He whimpered in pain, which Kuvel responded to by stomping on the wolf's neck and killing the alpha male. "Oliver" would have felt pity for the pathetic beast, but Kuvel did not. Kuvel felt nothing. Kuvel was a wolf, through and through.

And then it dawned on Kuvel that he had just killed the alpha male. Shit.



Each member of the Sixth Brigade was supposed to meet White that day at 3 o' clock. Wayne, being Wayne, arrived ten minutes late. She was not conducting their business at the Franklin Building, rather at a Starbucks in DC. There are like 100 of those. This one was not far from the local Hilton, which had not been a Hilton since January of 2011. It had a really nice doorman and White recommended it highly, as did Nat. She sat at one of the tables outside, sipping a caramel mochafochafrappadappadooacino latte or whatever, watching the Washington traffic speed by. Wayne sheepishly took a seat next to her, noting that there were only four seats and one was occupied by White. Sorry half of the Brigade, you guys would have to stand. Wayne also noted that he was the only one who had made it so far, and also that White was wearing a giant straw-hat with a pink flower in the headband. Who the hell wears straw-hats? Grandmothers, that's who. White had lost a considerable amount of weight since last September, and now much resembled her old supermodel-esque figure. However, one could notice the tinges of gray entering her light blond hair.

"Hi," Wayne said in order to break the awkward silence that had dominated the preceding description.

"You're late," she remarked bitterly.

"And you're old," Wayne replied, "let's not flatter ourselves here."

Wayne himself wore his usual attire of a brown leather jacket, blue jeans, a black shirt, and black boots. He had a slight bit of scruff on his chin, though compared to his transformation in Rome, it really didn't matter. He'd gotten a bit more careless about his hair since then... about anything, really. Rome had changed him in many ways, it was the most traumatic day of life. More so than the day his parents died or the day he killed several children for his own good. At least then he had Zero. Now, he had no one. He didn't even have Oliver.

"Get some fingerless gloves to finish off the biker boy look," she commanded, "make sure the girls know you're an idiot."

"I'll have you know I had a girlfriend back home," Wayne answered.

"Just like my son has a girlfriend in Canada and Gabriel left me because he was becoming a celibate monk in Guatemala," White countered.

"You have a son?" Wayne asked in surprise.

"You speak English?" White mocked him, "Its like Planet of the Apes!"

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Postby Agritum » Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:40 am

Gwen parked her brand new Mini Cooper next to the Starbucks.She had bought it only days ago,selling that old and battered Cadillac that the Society had gave to her when she had arrived in the U.S. years before.Actually,the Cadillac was quite in a good state,before our lovely Welsh lady had received it.Her deprecable driving skills had reduced it to a barely working scrap.Fortunately for the Mini,Gwen had quite improved her driving abilities,and was now quite accustomed to driving on the right.

She stepped out of the car,approaching White's table.This time,Gwen didn't wear any armor:she was dressed in a light brown belted trench-coat with a shirt white under it,a pencil skirt of the same colour sporting a tartan motif and pair of black pumps.Oh,and of course,she wore that brown deerstalker hat,decorated by a fine ribbon on its top.

"Good day,Ms.White.Good day,Mister" Gwen said,noticing also Wayne's presence.She sat over one of the seats,and looked at the nearby street,waiting for the other members of the Brigade to arrive.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:07 pm

"And the damn kid never writes home to his parents." Gabriel said, popping into existence next to White. "'Sup? Sorry for not answering your calls. I've been busy trying to take over Hell. Almost did it." he assured her. "Azazel is going down."

In the last few years, Gabriel had been working on taking over Hell. Azazel and his brand of terrorists/rebel army were trying to stop him. It was really rather simple and it sucked a bitch. Azazel just would not bend over and let Gabriel kill him, and the former angel had no idea why. Surely Azazel could see it was best for everyone in the long run.

Ah well. Not everyone was as intelligent and logical as Gabriel was.

But in the last few years, Gabriel had not been keeping in contact with the Sixth or White or Michael. He wondered if just teleporting in would be a bit tactless and rude.

Nah.
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Postby Ionian Knights » Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:46 pm

A shadow fell on the group, as Durim, the crazy dwarf that he was, descended upon them on a glider like contraption. He had been building crazy devices for the past couple months now, taking books and drawings from the Library of Congress and the Society's library. He was most intrigued by a design of Leonardo da Vinci; a flying machine that was a glider on steroids.


He did fit it for dwarfish use and even was able to break it down so it fit into his special knapsack. Durim soon landed with a good size thud and started to pack away his machine. "Hello monsieurs and madames." He said, showing up with a now shorter beard and no armor. He had went for a more civil look of just wearing a small suit, which was custom made. He still had that look of a dwarf, but it was strangely different compared to the rip roaring, drunken, smoking, war-mongering dwarf that was the past year. He had settled down and was more of a worker, building and perfecting devices for home and abroad. "White, I do hope you approve of my alloy as of late, I swear it is the cheapest I could make." The dwarf had be busy making a new alloy, though not as strong as his own, it was still strong and light and cheaper as well.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:56 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"And the damn kid never writes home to his parents." Gabriel said, popping into existence next to White. "'Sup? Sorry for not answering your calls. I've been busy trying to take over Hell. Almost did it." he assured her. "Azazel is going down."

In the last few years, Gabriel had been working on taking over Hell. Azazel and his brand of terrorists/rebel army were trying to stop him. It was really rather simple and it sucked a bitch. Azazel just would not bend over and let Gabriel kill him, and the former angel had no idea why. Surely Azazel could see it was best for everyone in the long run.

Ah well. Not everyone was as intelligent and logical as Gabriel was.

But in the last few years, Gabriel had not been keeping in contact with the Sixth or White or Michael. He wondered if just teleporting in would be a bit tactless and rude.

Nah.


"He isn't yours," White said darkly and with a grimness she did not usually bring into a conversation with Gabriel. It seemed that the flirtatious and kind White had shriveled up and died, leaving behind the stern and authoritative White of old. She rose from her seat and smacked the archdemon hard across his face, leaving a red mark that only a scorned lover could truly achieve. Then, because "witch" is only one letter away from "bitch", she kneed Gabriel in his less divine body parts.

"It's been a year," she growled, "You abandoned me when I needed you most. He's dead now, Eron. Your asshole brother broke his mind and that fucker werewolf broke his body. Don't you ever think I'll forget that."

She then turned to address the partially assembled Sixth Brigade, knowing that they could fill Francesca and Roland in later, and that Nico knew exactly what was going on.

"We've been receiving reports that, amidst the 1000 souls to escape Heaven, was an old friend of yours," she explained, "A wizard named McMillan. It seems he was responsible for the invasion of Canada three years ago and was an associate of Chester. It would also seem that he and Chester were servants of Udovin. Now, I'm not sure how McMillan found his way into Heaven with a record like that, and frankly, I don't give a fuck. We can't allow Udovin a single more ally, he's already jeopardizing the sensitive condition of Europe. We've received reports that he was buried somewhere outside of Ahmedabad, a city in India. The Glorious Saint-General of Paradise, Michael reports an increase in daemonic activity in the Gujarat region, the area of India where Ahmedabad is. Due to your prior experience with Udovin and Chester, I trust you can handle this.

"Nick would be a good choice for this mission," Wayne offered, "I hear he's had some experience with McMillan and a vendetta to boot. What happened to him?"

"He quit and joined the Anti-Vampire Association of Europe," White said.

"Oh," Wayne replied, "Can we..."

"No, you cannot bring Gabriel instead!" she snapped, "He is an enemy of Heaven, and thus, an enemy of man! If he is still behind me at this moment, I will castrate him!"
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Postby The Inritus Extraho » Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:19 pm

Nico winced, being standing behind White at the moment - don't ask how he got there, it's not pretty - and then nodded, tilting his head. "So, no Gabriel. What about Aziraphale? Sorin? Soren? Mr. Markov? Mr. Beleren? Mr. Garruk? Mrs. Chandra? Mrs. Tirel? Mr. Ajani?" He left off at that point, and simply smiled, a supposedly endearing gesture kinda like watching a shark jump through a hoop.

Then he laughed - a grating sound, like sandpaper on granite - but a million times louder, and then stepped forward. "Time to go, then?" he asked, more patiently this time, then frowned and grabbed both hilts on his waist - now, the four swords were split evenly between right and left.
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Postby Agritum » Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:16 pm

Gwen listened carefully to White.She had raised an eyebrow,when the Director of the APS had called Oliver a werewolf fucker.Sure,she was too sorry about Eron's death,but Mr.Braddock had to act quickly and in a brutal manner,to prevent Lucifer to slit Gwen's throat.
Still,it was better to not argue with the Director herself.Especially when she appeared to be in such a bad mood.
Trying to break the tension a little,Gwen decided to ask her some questions about the Brigade's new mission.

Then Nico suddenly appeared,nearly startling the Dame.After recognizing him,Gwen sighed,regaining her composure.
"Excuse me,Ma'am,but since Mr.Hawkeye is now there,does that mean that he will participate in the mission as a regular Brigadier?" she asked to White

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:20 pm

Agritum wrote:Gwen listened carefully to White.She had raised an eyebrow,when the Director of the APS had called Oliver a werewolf fucker.Sure,she was too sorry about Eron's death,but Mr.Braddock had to act quickly and in a brutal manner,to prevent Lucifer to slit Gwen's throat.
Still,it was better to not argue with the Director herself.Especially when she appeared to be in such a bad mood.
Trying to break the tension a little,Gwen decided to ask her some questions about the Brigade's new mission.

Then Nico suddenly appeared,nearly startling the Dame.After recognizing him,Gwen sighed,regaining her composure.
"Excuse me,Ma'am,but since Mr.Hawkeye is now there,does that mean that he will participate in the mission as a regular Brigadier?" she asked to White


"As per the chain of command," White began to explain, "one which only Oliver and I knew about, Nico is now commander of the Brigade and you, Dame Neverton, will function as his second-in-command. Also, due to your failures in the prevention of the Heavenly Exodus, I will be stripping you all of your ranks and titles. From now on, Lt. Colonel Nico Hawkeye and Major Gwendolyn Neverton will lead the team of Major Bregoli, Major White, Captain Longbeard, and Private Henderson."

"Hey!" Wayne objected.

"You aren't even from this universe!" White retorted, "So shut up."

"But Durim isn't even potty-trained!" Wayne replied.

"Anyways," White continued, "Your Brigadier General's funeral is in four days. You leave immediately afterward. I understand that he had a last will and testament which, rather unfortunately, included all of our names. Idiot-Ex-Boyfriend-Who-I-Told-To-Leave-But-Is-Definitely-Still-Standing-Behind-Me, this includes you."
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Francesca sighed. Leaving right after a funeral was rather screwy for morale, even if there was alcohol served there. Unfortunately, alcohol tended to make everyone else on the team worse in a fight, and made herself harder to control. But, if everyone else had time to sober up, it would be worth it. Probably.

Whether it would be morally acceptable to get drunk at a funeral wasn't part of the equation. She was an oni, and she could care less about the morality of it.
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Postby Agritum » Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:58 pm

"A funeral?!" Gwen exclaimed
"Sorry,Ma'am,but I know that the Society has literally no clue regarding Braddock's whereabouts.Why they have pronounced him dead,instead of MIA?" she asked
No,Oliver couldn't be dead.Surely,he went missing,but in what position was the Society to declare him dead without discernible evidence and organize his funeral?
Or maybe he was really dead,and his heavenly appearance was due to that?Still,it wouldn't explain how he could perform the feat of curing a werewolf.

While talking to White,Gwen noticed Francesca,and paused her speech to greet her.
Ah,Francesca:pure Italian charm,mixed with the exotic mythology of Japan...and well,plenty of Alcohol.
Gwen had thought to invite her in Maine sometime,but those plans had never realized.
Still,they managed to drink a pint or two together,during one of their frequent meetings in St.Louis.Gwen still had a photo of a particularly eventful night:it pictured her and Fran happily swinging a pair of frothy mugs of beer in the local pub,in an obviously inebriated state.

Gwen didn't erase that picture from existence,though.It helped her to remind that she wouldn't have gone to an Happy Hour with Fran never again.

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Postby Ionian Knights » Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:36 am

Durim looked at Wayne with menacing eyes. "Look you little tike, I'm old than you by far, and I do know how to use a human toilet. We dwarves don't just live in the mountain all our lives, there is a human settlement nearby that helps trade with us." With that, he returned back to his calm deposition. "So, we're going to a funeral for a man we don't even know is dead, and then going to go and kick the enemies of the stories I've heard? Are they also false like the brigade?" Even though his dreams were crushed, he did give the group a good light when he told the children around the fireplace. Durim was a good story teller, which was another reason for joining the APS. "Now, Madame White, you still have not talked to me about fitting the Brigade with my armor. Don't worry, it's thinner than my dwarven kin's"
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:15 pm

Agritum wrote:"A funeral?!" Gwen exclaimed
"Sorry,Ma'am,but I know that the Society has literally no clue regarding Braddock's whereabouts.Why they have pronounced him dead,instead of MIA?" she asked
No,Oliver couldn't be dead.Surely,he went missing,but in what position was the Society to declare him dead without discernible evidence and organize his funeral?
Or maybe he was really dead,and his heavenly appearance was due to that?Still,it wouldn't explain how he could perform the feat of curing a werewolf.

While talking to White,Gwen noticed Francesca,and paused her speech to greet her.
Ah,Francesca:pure Italian charm,mixed with the exotic mythology of Japan...and well,plenty of Alcohol.
Gwen had thought to invite her in Maine sometime,but those plans had never realized.
Still,they managed to drink a pint or two together,during one of their frequent meetings in St.Louis.Gwen still had a photo of a particularly eventful night:it pictured her and Fran happily swinging a pair of frothy mugs of beer in the local pub,in an obviously inebriated state.

Gwen didn't erase that picture from existence,though.It helped her to remind that she wouldn't have gone to an Happy Hour with Fran never again.


"Are you really that stupid?" White grumbled, "It has been exactly eight months since the Battle of Rome. I understand that your reports indicate that the Brigadier ascended into another plane of existence, but as the Society's several past experiences in such matters indicate, that is the same thing as dead. Think about it. Heaven is locked in war, Hell is locked in civil war, every single soul in the Oasis has returned to Earth and Oliver wasn't one of them. The Underworld is overpopulated, why do you think they started sending people to Hell and other afterlives? Mictlan is closed to all non-Mexica and it's standards for getting in are insane anyhow, the Duat is filled with chaos beings, etc. The fact of the matter is, Oliver couldn't possibly have gone to any known afterlife and we know about all of them."

"There is one, isn't there?" Wayne said.

"What's that supposed to mean?" White snapped.

"There is another afterlife which you can't prove exists," Wayne replied.

"And how do you know about that?" White growled.

"There are only four walls surrounding us," Wayne said with a smirk, "no ceiling. You've failed to mention the Pachidesa, the afterlife promised to all of the followers of the First Gods. They said that any who died while practicing their religion could enter into a world outside of the entire Omniverse, a sort-of foundation for the new world that they planned to build after the destruction of the Omniverse itself. The Antadesa, they called it. Big on the Gujarati, them. I don't like the fact that we're heading into the place that the language the First Gods speak originates."

"And the First Gods don't exist," White said.

"Until October 30th of 2013, the human race had no proof that any of the Judeo-Chritisian mythological creatures were real," Wayne countered, "but the religion centered around them began in 30-some A.D. with a bearded asshole claiming to be the messiah. You don't need proof to know something exists."

"Are you saying that Oliver worshiped the First Gods?" White asked.

"It's possible," Wayne responded, "What do really know about Oliver? Didn't he use to have some kind of allergy to Abrahamic religion? Why didn't that crop up in Rome, when we were literally inside God's kingdom?"

"Back to what you said earlier," White began, backtracking, "why are you worried about going to Gujarat?"

"Well... in my research on the First Gods," Wayne said, "I only found one consistent element in their mythology."

"Which is?" White questioned. She herself knew nothing about the First Gods, and she was almost omniscient.

"Pu-" Wayne was suddenly cut off by this description. Washington D.C. was a town primed for celebration. There were even more American flags than usual, and the place was swamped with the more patriotic of American citizens. Several of them would get so drunk that they would stay there for the rest of July. No really, don't ever go to Washington in July. It's a hellhole of boiling cement, drunk Vietnam veterans who live on the streets, and John Boehner. It's only redeeming quality is the Smithsonian Institute, which has fucking R2D2 in the main entrance. The streets were currently a throng of suit-clad people that blocked out any and all hopes for survival. This was about the worst time possible, 5:30 PM, for something to explode. This of course meant that something was going to explode, and by "something", I do mean "the Starbucks". There was a black suit case laying underneath one of the tables, and a man bleeding from his eyes sat above it, wearing a black trench-coat. The man's name was a secret, because I don't want you all to know what great man in human history did what was about to happen.

The briefcase exploded and the man, a soul who escaped from Heaven, was instantly killed. The same went for everyone in a ten mile radius, save the Sixth Brigade, who were protected by a glowing pink orb of energy cast by White. When the orb was gone, a dozen supernaturals of varying species stood in the ruins, all brandishing modern day automatic weapons. They all wore street clothes, but it was obvious that they were one group. The leader, a thin, pale-skinned thing of androgynous gender and ghastly features, raised his gun into the air and fired. He was tall and wore a black hoodie with brown khakis, his forehead sporting ram's horns instead of hair. His eyes were entirely blue with white pupils. His breath smelt of nachos.

"Enim iura eorum sine iura!" the pale man screeched, before rushing towards the crowd of assembled people. His group opened fire on the masses, killing many and ignoring the Brigade.

"Fuck," White muttered, before collapsing into a heap.

"Bloody hell," Wayne said, channeling his uncle's nationality for a second. He rolled White onto her back and found her stomach torn open by a shard of shitty coffee place.
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Postby The Inritus Extraho » Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:41 pm

Nico bent over, and his hand melted slightly, dissolving into a mess of cytoplasmi-
"A-augh..." he muttered, falling on his face in front of White, twitching lightly, his body rippling and flashing, a chaotic thing, rippling and bits of him seeming to flash in and out of reality.

"I'll help... later..." were his last words.
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"No!" yelled Gwen,noticing White's wound.
She dived under the table,approaching the Director.Needless to say,the sight of so many people killed by the explosion and by the creatures,mixed with her chief being seriously wounded was very unnerving to Gwen.
She tried to remain calm while,from the distant parking space,the rear window of her Mini was broken by a very familiar sight:Cortana
The sword flew towards the Dame,stopping directly in her right hand.
"We should evacuate White before those guys open fire on us.They seem to be distracted by the crowd..." Gwen muttered to Wayne.
She was very anxious and angry with Nico,at the moment.Abandoning the Brigade just when White risks to die was surely a very dickish move by him

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Postby Ionian Knights » Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:52 pm

Durim, the dwarf who feels no suffering, pulled out his knapsack and grabbed his ax from it. "and they show up with guns while I have nothing on, lovely!" He growled, already sprinting forward and spinning his ax around. Off went the left leg of the terrorist. "Why are the terrorists in DC now?!" He growled,ed throwing an axe back at another one, before spinning in a full twirl, disemboweling another. "Stay down you fucking asses!" The dwarven rage inside of him was reaching critical levels, and soon was going to explode, sending the small dwarf into a frenzy no mortal should ever see.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Feb 26, 2012 1:54 pm

Agritum wrote:"No!" yelled Gwen,noticing White's wound.
She dived under the table,approaching the Director.Needless to say,the sight of so many people killed by the explosion and by the creatures,mixed with her chief being seriously wounded was very unnerving to Gwen.
She tried to remain calm while,from the distant parking space,the rear window of her Mini was broken by a very familiar sight:Cortana
The sword flew towards the Dame,stopping directly in her right hand.
"We should evacuate White before those guys open fire on us.They seem to be distracted by the crowd..." Gwen muttered to Wayne.
She was very anxious and angry with Nico,at the moment.Abandoning the Brigade just when White risks to die was surely a very dickish move by him


"What?" Wayne laughed, "Are you kidding me? This is our entire fucking job!"

Wayne jumped into the air and landed next to Durim, a spryness and fluidity to his movements not often found outside of acrobatics. Wayne was, for all intents and purposes, an acrobat himself. He had been taught to hone such skills during his childhood training under Nur, at the same time that he had been given his first blades. From their sheaths, Wayne removed his new scimitars, never used before. They reflected the sunlight dazzlingly into the face of Durim, which Wayne didn't apologize for. The hilts of the blades were made from black leathers, which was hot in the summer sun but Wayne didn't mind. The metal and Durim's rage were hotter (not in that way, you sick bastards). The majority of Wayne's blade was made of steel, steel which contained iron (a common weakness of both faerie and angels) and was blessed by monks of seven common religions (Christianity, Islam, Shinto, Buddhism, Hinduism, Judaism, and Greco-Roman paganism). The very edge of the blade, the edge that Wayne used to cut his foes down, was made of pure gold (it was a very, very thin edge), which was also a common enough weakness amongst supernaturals. Immediately after the gold, there was a patch of silver climbing up the curve of the blade. Silver was a common weakness amongst monsters. The swords were both three feet long and six inches wide, making them seem like lightning-fast claws ripping away at the air. Wayne's hair whipped in the dramatic wind that has a habit of building up in tense moments, and he accidentally swallowed a fly. Not exactly bad-ass, but whatever. He saw Durim fall, rather easily, three of the surprised assailants: The pale thing of unknown species, a very short minotaur with graying fur, and a red-haired vampiress. Of course, only the minotaur stayed dead. The pale thing's left leg instantly reattached itself to the rest of his body, and the vampiress's skin re-knitted itself and her bowels regrew. She opened fire on Durim, but Wayne stepped in front of the dwarf, the bullets bouncing off his blade and flying back at her. None of her fellows, save of course the pale thing, were still nearby. The others had rushed at the Brigade, while the pale thing simply sat and watched. Wayne leaped forward, extending his leg. His foot smashed into the vampiress's gut sending her tumbling to the ground. He drew his left blade (which he had used to protect Durim) behind his back and brought his right blade to meet it. Through the vampiress's neck. She grumbled, dead. The blessed steel sent her corpse quivering, before it collapsed into dust. The pale thing rose up to attack Wayne, but the Canadian simply stabbed backwards and his blades embedded themselves in it's hips. The thing went limp, but did not die. Wayne removed his blades and turned towards the pale thing, blasting it with a psychic attack of despair. The creature's eyes closed tightly, and though it did not die, it was incapacitated. Wayne nodded at Durim and placed his blades and arms by his side. Their sheaths were tied to his back, and he placed them back inside by flipping the blades over and allowing them to slide inside over his shoulders.

"Shall we leave the last ten to our friends?" he asked. Amongst the ten were two gorgons, another minotaur, a werewolf, two hobgoblins, a sort-of raptor creature, and, of course, three bat demons. Save for the hobgoblins, all of them brandished automatic guns. The hobgoblins, instead, threw fireballs.
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Postby Agritum » Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:33 pm

Seeing Wayne and Durim charge into battle,Major Gwendolyn decided to aid them.She stood up and raised Cortana in direction of the two gorgons.Maybe she would have managed to hit them both.
Keeping a close eye on White,Gwen took a deep breath,aiming for the two monsters.
"Oh Cortana,Sword of Mercy,Bane of Giants,aid me with your pure and shining light.Your glory will crush those vile creatures,who are so akin to treacherous and viscid vipers.Do it for me,mighty sword!"

A light was emanated from the sword's hilt.It then proceeded to pass through the entire lenght to the blade,arriving at the tip of it and departing towards the gorgons in the form of a blast of golden energy.

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Postby Rupudska » Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:50 pm

Naturally Francesca decided to charge into battle. She didn't even bother to grab a weapon, she rarely used them anymore, anyway. Instead, she simply charged headfirst towards the first target she thought would be a challenge, and that was the Minotaur. And by 'challenge' I mean 'something that could last a measurable length of time against an oni'. Without bothering (Or caring) about the machine gun, Francesca charged headfirst towards the Minotaur's chest. No matter how tough its skin was, it was going to hurt. A lot.
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Postby The Inritus Extraho » Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:05 pm

Nico stood up, and unheedingly strode past the others, small silver squares rippling across his skin in a pattern so seemingly random and with a period so long it appeared to be chaos. He drew Curoch as if it was a knife, his body seemingly pulled taut by an outside force, then his left hand pulled out Manaan, and he... well, smiled. Not that it looked like much of a smile.

He sliced once, twice, and then reality rippled, collapsing two planes marked by the swords into a singular point, and then returning - effectively causing a small incendiary path and compressing every atom in the area to an infinitely small point. Controlled fusion, in a tiny area, for a single instant. Needless to say, the werewolf that was the target of this attack exploded instantly. Well... vaporized. With a twenty-seven-inch-wide hole in its chest.

Then he stepped forward once more, and brought both swords down together, cleaving the very air away from the hobgolbins, and then accelerating time - time was space, space was matter, matter is energy, and all energy is one energy. In other words, time becomes a single point and passes instantly; at least... that's what was intended to happen. He really just flipped one hobgoblin into the other, the two bodies colliding and meshing as reality tried to force them together. But... Two pieces of matter can't coexist. So... it exploded. Rather... melted. Into slag.

Nico nodded, and pointed at the raptor-creature, his arm seeming to disincorporate a little bit, golden numbers floating and then re-coalescing into his arm proper. "You're next."
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:51 pm

Agritum wrote:Seeing Wayne and Durim charge into battle,Major Gwendolyn decided to aid them.She stood up and raised Cortana in direction of the two gorgons.Maybe she would have managed to hit them both.
Keeping a close eye on White,Gwen took a deep breath,aiming for the two monsters.
"Oh Cortana,Sword of Mercy,Bane of Giants,aid me with your pure and shining light.Your glory will crush those vile creatures,who are so akin to treacherous and viscid vipers.Do it for me,mighty sword!"

A light was emanated from the sword's hilt.It then proceeded to pass through the entire length to the blade,arriving at the tip of it and departing towards the gorgons in the form of a blast of golden energy.


The gorgons were blinded, but not killed. This was a good thing for the Brigade, as staring gorgons in the eyes can make you turn to stone. They were just that ugly. Anyhow, the panicked and disoriented snake women fired their guns blindly into the air, killing each other but sending bullets flying at the Brigade and their partners. The bat demons flew into the air, avoiding the spray, but the raptor was wounded. It was hit in the left knee, and it crumbled to the ground. Then, it saw Nico, which naturally meant it went into predator mode. It was a feather-y thing with the body of a raptor (the feathers of a raptor, as well), but with the face of a chicken. It also had the hands of a man instead of a raptor's claws. This creature had no name, since I'm making it up on the fly. The raptor fired it's gun at Nico, only for it's head to be removed by a scimitar. Wayne nodded at Nico, recognizing the change in his being.

"What happened to you?" Wayne asked. Meanwhile, the bat demons opened fire on Francesca from above. They weren't stupid, they knew she was the only one who could possibly pose a threat to them. Well, except for Nico, and killing him was impossible to begin with.
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Postby Agritum » Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:10 pm

In the meantime,Gwen charged against the werewolf,holding Cortanawith both her hands.
When she reached the monster,Gwen basically jumped in his direction,using a fallen table to propell herself and raising the sword to stab him in the chest.
She fiercely executed the attack,while falling again on the ground.
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Postby The Inritus Extraho » Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:16 pm

Nico turned to Wayne, and when he spoke, his voice was flat, monotone, clear, and yet filled with such rousing emotion as to inspire worlds with one sentence. "I am not as I was; I am an Axiomite, an axis of law and the unbinding alliance of All to One."

He smiled, a sharp, almost cutting gesture now. "One is all, and all is one." He pointed, a small gesture, though amplified with the blade of Curoch. The blade glowed for a moment, and then the black sword shivered all at once, the blade cracking and then splitting, shedding off, revealing a single diamond, perfect in both form and structure, a complete matrix of carbon.

"And this is my blade; Curoch, the Trinity."
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Postby Ionian Knights » Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:20 pm

Durim looked around at the carnage, and the fact they had all abandoned White for dead. He rushed over, looking at the blood pool that was forming. "Uh.." He had no clue what to do. He was no doctor nor a nurse, so he looked dumbfounded for a moment, before just trying to wrap the wound up by tearing his nice clothes to use as bandages. It was the only thign he could remember from survival training that every dwarf took. "Director, you'll be fine." He muttered softly as he then applied pressure to the wound, thinking it might stop the bleeding, or at slow it down. "Anyone know where the nearest hospital is?!" He shouted over to Nico and Wayne.
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Gabriel sighed. "Alright then. When are we attending the funeral then? I wish life had a fast forward button so we could get to that part already." he said. Then all Hell metaphorically broke loose, and White collapsed. Gabriel paused, and then placed a hand on her breast (duh), sending his healing energies through her body and repairing any injuries or exhaustion she suffered from.

"Bloody fucking hell. This is why I don't hang out with you lot too much. Wherever you go, shit happens."
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:27 pm

Agritum wrote:In the meantime,Gwen charged against the werewolf,holding Cortanawith both her hands.
When she reached the monster,Gwen basically jumped in his direction,using a fallen table to propell herself and raising the sword to stab him in the chest.
She fiercely executed the attack,while falling again on the ground.


Since Agr gave this monster no name, Gwen attacked the already severely injured minotaur. She landed with a thud! on the ground next to it's writhing body, leaving only a fresh cadaver when she was done. The pale man rose to his feet and looked at his fallen foes with what would presumably be shock, if he ever displayed emotion. This horrible thing sauntered towards Gwen and Francesca, throwing it's gun across the battlefield and instead extending it's hand at them. It let out a chilling noise, one like the giggles of a baby thrown into a blender. A blender filled with Satan. It had a swaying motion to it's walk, almost a dancing quality. It swung it's arms from side-to-side in a hypnotic fashion, the four dimensions seemingly swaying with it. This pale thing was not at all what it looked like, it was... bigger, in a dimensional sense. Fatter.

Of course, this might have just been the fact that the creature's face split open in the middle, revealing a mouth holding two thick but small teeth. The creature lumbered forwards at Gwen, whipping it's arms at her and continuing it's horrid cry while lunging forward in a predatory fashion.

The Inritus Extraho wrote:Nico turned to Wayne, and when he spoke, his voice was flat, monotone, clear, and yet filled with such rousing emotion as to inspire worlds with one sentence. "I am not as I was; I am an Axiomite, an axis of law and the unbinding alliance of All to One."

He smiled, a sharp, almost cutting gesture now. "One is all, and all is one." He pointed, a small gesture, though amplified with the blade of Curoch. The blade glowed for a moment, and then the black sword shivered all at once, the blade cracking and then splitting, shedding off, revealing a single diamond, perfect in both form and structure, a complete matrix of carbon.

"And this is my blade; Curoch, the Trinity."


"I am Wayne," Wayne said mocking Nico, "I am a telepath, an axis of mind reading and the unbinding alliance of Bald Guy in Wheelchair. And this my reaction; Disbelief, the Bullshit Rejecter."

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"Bloody fucking hell. This is why I don't hang out with you lot too much. Wherever you go, shit happens."


White gasped and her eyes opened, her stomach repaired. She then shot Gabriel a pissed look and her fist flew into his throat. A minor sonic boom occurred, and the angel was sent flying all they way out of the blast zone. White rose to her feet and brushed herself off, giving the Brigade a look that shot daggers. She snapped and the bat demons fell to the ground, burning away in white flames. White bent over and picked up her hat, placing it back on her head and walking away with an air of haughtiness unlike her. Well, it was rather like her, but not like the White that had been in 2013.

"Come along," she demanded, "the reading is in ten minutes and I have a Joint Chiefs of Staff meeting immediately afterward."

She waved her hand in the air and a black vortex appeared before her, which she promptly stepped into. She didn't much care about the thing attacking Gwen.



The leaves of the trees crunched beneath the heavy, black boots of one Rurik Udovin. He trudged through the snowy forests of Russia, dressed in thick winter garb all done up in black. He was far away from society, and this made him happy for some reason. He had never liked the godless havens of sin that had been cities in his time, and the concrete labyrinths of the modern era were significantly worse. In the woods, Rurik was free to live amongst the vegetation. He sighed contently, shaking away some of the white dust that had accumulated on his shoulders. His boots dug into the frosted ground, and Rurik's head, held high, occasionally brushed a branch and caused a small snowfall. Rurik was a tall man, a mighty man. His skin looked like it was permanently spray-tanned, though it was completely flawless. In contrast, he was balding and his remaining hair was completely white. His entire forehead and cap were hairless, though his beard did stretch down to his gut. He looked like a Jersey Shore Santa Claus, though he was much less dead. His entire body was rippling with unnatural muscle, though this was hidden by his current clothing.

A sudden noise surprised him. A noise that one never expects to hear in the middle of a silent forest. A crow's call. Rurik turned around to see where the sound had come from, only to be overcome by something he hadn't felt in years. It began in his throat and gradually forced it's way into his mouth, kicking and screaming like a child. Eventually, it broke through his lips like a bursting dam and Rurik's hand flew to his mouth to suppress it. It failed, merely catching the germs released by this.

Rurik coughed. But immortals don't cough.



Lilith stared down at the curious cloud, his brow wrinkled in confusion. Beelzebub stood next to him, stumbling about and fretting like an old lady whose grandson got in a car accident.

"Calm the fuck down, you pussy," Lilith angrily demanded. The two stood on a cliff of red stone looking, down into the abyss of Tartarus. A gray storm cloud had accumulated over it, but it was not raining. Lilith, a tall, skinny, and redheaded women with pale white skin and an eternal scowl glared down at it. She was dressed in a torn red dress, which contrasted the finely dressed old man who was pacing next to her.

"Don't you understand, Lilith?!" Beelzebub whined, "We are all going to die!"

"We can't die, you fuck nugget," Lilith countered, "Don't you remember anything about Luke's bathes?"

Luke. Lilith missed the Archduke. He was a good lover.

"The bathes have worn off and the Giant stole the maps!" Beelzebub retorted.

"Regardless," Lilith sighed, "we aren't going to die."

"How dumb are you?!" Beelzebub cried, "It's snowing in Hell! Of course we're going to die!"

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