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by **Slakonian** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:12 pm

... Chuck Norris was invited to Hogwarts, to join the Rebel Alliance alongside with the wizards.....

by **Xtaly** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:18 pm

Slakonian wrote:... Chuck Norris was invited to Hogwarts, to join the Rebel Alliance alongside with the wizards.....

And so she signed it causing...

by **Patrolman Random Koolzip** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:50 pm

Donald Trump to become enraged and go to his golf course in Scotland where he urinated into the cup on the green of the 13th hole because...

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 6:51 pm

a bear did the same a minute earlier.

by **Cruxa** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 7:01 pm

Singaporean Transhumans wrote:a bear did the same a minute earlier.

... Which caused the universe to implode.

Chapter Fuck This Chapter Count!!!

Someone died.

by **Hank Schrader** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 7:35 pm

Then the DEA came to investigate because it was a meth overdose.

by **The GA of the United Nations** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 8:22 pm

The meth was distributed across Estonia by a purple monkey named Tickles

by **Aquilaris** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 8:41 pm

...who was then jumpscared by Nightmare Foxy...

by **Xtaly** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:02 pm

Aquilaris wrote:...who was then jumpscared by Nightmare Foxy...

and led a rebellion against Donald Trump that...

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:13 pm

led to the worldwide ban of Five Nights At Freddy's along with...

by **Adab** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 1:53 am

...the declaration of the United Kingdom of America, with Trump as its king, which then led to a bombing of the Capitol by Russians led by one Vladimir Makarov...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 1:57 am

and another shady looking character who

by **Adab** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 1:59 am

...was actually Darth Vader in disguise, teaming up with Makarov and his men to storm the White House, where Emperor Trump...

by **Bulgislavia** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:04 am

... Plotted with Frank Underwood to maintain absolute power.....

by **Adab** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:05 am

...and then Makarov and his men, along with Darth Vader, stormed the Oval Office, where they found Emperor Trump and Frank Underwood...

by **Isla Gazebo** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:08 am

...smoking weed.

by **Adab** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:11 am

Makarov and his men, along with Darth Vader, forced Emperor Trump and Frank Underwood to surrender at gunpoint, and then Kevin Spacey suddenly came in and asked Underwood why he looked rather similar to him...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:58 am

but meanwhile somewhere in the pacific ocean strange weather patterns were forming

by **Jagellion** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:06 am

In those strange weather patterns there was an alien time bomb about to explode, once the whole world was dead, Frank Underwood was the last one alive, along with...

by **Adab** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:15 am

...Keith Richards, Ozzy Osbourne, and a cockroach who happened to be in Ozzy's bathroom at the time of the calamity. And so Fate had Frank, Keith, Ozzy, and the cockroach meet over the ruins of Beijing...

by **Singaporean Transhumans** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:26 am

where Mao's ghost popped out of nowhere and started...

by **Adab** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:33 am

...to argue with Keith and Ozzy over the "negative" impact of rock music on Communist youth, while Frank and the cockroach just watched...

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:14 am

maos ghost which was the weirdest thing either had seen since

by **Isla Gazebo** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:17 am

...the US invasion of Panama.

by **The Foxes Swamp** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 7:23 am

when the sky had been ablaze with colours and

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