Not sure if this can get off the ground. but I'll give it a shot.
RECOGNIZING that The North Pacific provides homes for more than 5,000 nations as well as housing newcomers;
ACKNOWLEDGING that the delegacy in The North Pacific has recently shifted from McMasterdonia, an esteemed nation who has been commended by the Security Council. to SillyString, the acting delegate;
APPALLED at the March 2015 coup by SillyString, in which they betrayed a position of trust as the Delegate of the most populous region in the world.
RECALLING that The North Pacific has been through this ordeal before with Durkadurkiranistan II in power, who has been condemned already;
CONDEMNS SillyString.
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