The Security Council,
Recognizing Omigodtheykilledkenny was condemned by Security Council resolution #17;
Cognizant of the fact Omigodtheykilledkenny has been condemned by this august council and that the nation no doubt still warrants the condemnation;
Also aware the contributions the nation has given the World Assembly cannot be ignored,
Impressed that Omigodtheykilledkenny has compiled and maintains an archive of World Assembly resolutions;
Further impressed Omigodtheykilledkenny has authored groundbreaking resolutions which have become the backbone of the World Assembly, such as:
- GAR #8 World Assembly Headquarters and,
- GAR #17 World Assembly General Fund.
Grateful for the Kennyite funding of the "Creative Solutions Agency" that compiles and shares its vast wealth of knowledge allowing member nations to loophole themselves out of the horrid resolutions passed by the inept General Assembly;
Amazed by the fact Omigodtheykilledkenny was on the verge of losing their condemnation, yet managed to turn that vote around with a ground breaking campaign convincing over eighty percent of the voting nations to change their vote, showing the lengths they are willing to ascend to in order to preserve the dignity of the World Assembly;
Delighted that in a region of terrorists and war criminals Omigodtheykilledkenny has granted its citizens extensive civil rights, and political freedoms;
Gratified Omigodtheykilledkenny has taken it upon themselves to cull the massive dolphin blight that has plagued so many nations, for so long;
Believing Omigodtheykilledkenny has earned the right to be both condemned, and commended by this Assembly,
Hereby commends Omigodtheykilledkenny.
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