[PROPOSAL] "Commend Omigodtheykilledkenny"

[The Lanthanides]

I smell Photoshop!

[Wallenburg]

I smell Photoshop!

Photoshop is dead.

[The Lanthanides]

I smell Photoshop!

Photoshop is dead.

Elaborate? Because Photoshop is still a legitimate program, and if you're trying to paraphrase Nietzsche, that wasn't obvious from the getgo.

[We Are Not the NSA]

I smell Photoshop!

The other two telegrams you can see seal the deal for me.

"WHAT? Why would you do such a thing?"

And

"...denial will commence in... right... about... now"

Hilleville has no reason to spend that much time making such an elaborate fabrication.

[The Lanthanides]

The other two telegrams you can see seal the deal for me.

"WHAT? Why would you do such a thing?"

And

"...denial will commence in... right... about... now"

Hilleville has no reason to spend that much time making such an elaborate fabrication.

There is one reason to create an elaborate fabrication. In my time in this community, I have unintentionally ticked off the delegates of three of the GCR regions, namely, the East, North, and South Pacific (specifically in that order). I used the facade of an attempted raid on TEP to tick off A mean old man when he was better known as Topdop and I was better known as [/nation]Newellington[/nation]. I forget exactly what I did to TNP, but I annoyed them next. I annoyed Ramaeus when I adspammed on TEP's board to hold a major grudge on me and my resolutions. And now it seems that for Hileville the fact that I sent an API telegram about a WA proposal was the straw that broke the camel's back. He created this elaborate scheme to embarrass and shame me, when at the end of it all, it is he who should be ashamed.

In addition, let the record show that this nation is now neutral to TNP and TWP, and apparently has good relations with TEP, considering that Todd was courteous enough to approve our proposal.


EDIT: I made a brain fart and forgot that Ramaeus was an easterly fellow. So I've only unintentionally ticked off three nations, not four.

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

And let the record show that TWP is not neutral to you; I'd forgotten you'd spammed us, thank you for the reminder.

And if the evidence against you has been fabricated as you claim, then you should lodge a complaint with the Mods. Of course you won't do this because that's a genuine telegram Bel has produced.

[Xoriet]

-snip-

Wait a minute. Are you the guy who declared RP war on Ramaeus? Oh man, good times. We over in TEP had a good laugh over that one.

[Ramaeus]

causing Ramaeus to hold a major grudge on me and my resolutions.

You aren't important enough for me to hold a grudge against you.

[The Palentine]

Her Imperial Hotness, Empress Jhessan was sitting at the Palentine Delegation's seat instead of the good but unwholesome Senator Sulla. She seemed bored with the whole procedings until the Kennyites made their Death Star announcement. Her interest perked up and she said with a dreamy expression,
"I'll start the bid to press the big red button with $50 million Palentine Dollars, plus I'll do this for the Kennyites....<at this point the Empress goes into great graphic detail of what unnatural acts she will perform with the commander and bridge crew of the Kennyite Death Star. Good Taste and the possibility of impressionable youngsters reading this causes me not to describe any further. Sorry.>"

[Belschaft]

I literally have no idea who this person is, I just found sharing his TG amusing.

[Imperium Anglorum]

-snip-

Wait a minute. Are you the guy who declared RP war on Ramaeus? Oh man, good times. We over in TEP had a good laugh over that one.

Don't normally post here, but I have to say. This. Is. Golden.

[The Lanthanides]

Well, unless there's a flood of approvals in the next four hours, it looks like my proposal is scheduled for removal from the floor. So thanks to everyone who endorsed my proposal, and hopefully after there's a bit of a cool-down period, a more well-written proposal may garner more support.

[Bears Armed]

I smell Photoshop!

Photoshop is dead.

That's why people can smell it...